DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gramh]

I love that dude can't help himself. Always bouncing back from "This is my redemption arc!" to "Sorry I'm a piece of shit but at least I'm being transparent" to "No fuck you guys give me money now" in no particular order like a man desperately plugging holes in a sinking ship while he drills another hole next to it.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

The part where the dents told him that what he's doing is against TOS and he went "TEE-OUUU-EEESS?? WUUUUT'S DAYUT??? HNNNNH???" fucking killed me. It reminded me of the Line App miniarc where he pretended not to know what 2FA is: "CODE? WHAT CODE? I RECEIVE IT ON MY PHONE? WHAT PHONE CODE? SEE WHAT I MEAN? THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!" Then some months later the bank leaks happened. On the very next stream he was pigsplaining what 2FA is and how it works with the same confidence that I expect the person who invented it to have.

Just gonna end my post by saying that while history doesn't repeat, it often does rhyme.

My favorite aspect of DSP is that he is constantly warned about the pitfalls of his actions but will call his own fans stupid and dismiss them. Only for said thing to happen and he will show up acting completely blindsided.

I'm not overly optimistic of youtube doing anything but if he were to end up getting fucked it would cause him to go completely nuclear. He's already been increasingly unhinged over small things like doordash or packages coming a day late.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

For those who want to see Phil get run over again (a timeless classic) and hear Piece of Peace laugh at Phil for a solid minute, here's the timestamp from PoP's stream. 1:28:16 if the timestamp is buggered up. Hilarious stuff.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Another slimy thing Phil did recently was his "Phil's day off" segment this week. He didn't have one. He was just super vague about something bad happening but refused to elaborate. I can only assume nothing out of the ordinary actually happened beyond the typical Phil complaints like the grocery shopping taking him all day and the Doordash showing up cold, and that Phil thinks he can garner extra sympathy by allowing his audience to try to imagine what could happen that's so bad he won't even discuss it.

 

[Tears for T]

Another slimy thing Phil did recently was his "Phil's day off" segment this week. He didn't have one. He was just super vague about something bad happening but refused to elaborate.

He's setting up the, I am sick and give me money-saga

 

[Chernabog3000]

does he not realize it's easy to makes socks on youtube,

"Socks on YouTube? Oh, I Cee." -Dave Probably.

Socks are a feature. The entire buisness at this point hinges on socks. He gets butthurt and baited at times by the detractor socks sure. But the pros outweigh the cons most certainly in his eye$. So money driven he can't even recognize obvious insults to his wife. Going as far as to one point insinuate you should definitely for sure 100% not make a anonymous PayPal account with fraudulent information.

If the socks donate money. Cool.
If they don't. Bad.

That's basically it. Dosent matter what either of those do. Donator socks could be detractors. As long as the money comes, have fun. If you are donating though fuck you, dosent matter if your a sock either, just fuck you, this is how he feeds his family.


Whale tail cope. Seldom is it talked about but truly the biggest blow to his ego would be that barrier breaking down, ironicnally. Cause he benefits from it so much more than he suffers. Obviously he can always just lie about whose donating. But youtube side of things would be fucked if they could crack down on that sort of shit but that's never happening.

So he takes the digs and bait and we all laugh but he's still gets paid too do nothing but be a prick for 15 years or so. And at the end of the day he still getting paid and DavesFatFuckingWife69 gets fatter.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I am enjoying the recent bounties saga, his rants when he doesn't get the money he deserves, in the process giving specific instructions on how to troll him, is why he'll always be a top tier lolcow.

 

[Corpun]

What is Phil's hate boner for Goldeneye over? He gets told time and time again to check the remake out and just goes on about how he never played it, there's no multiplayer, it's the same campaign. He cries about how he knows nothing about the game despite knowing it is the same campaign and says the graphics for the game were bad (NO shit it is N64, you've played other N64 games though retard). Amazing how this retard claims to be a big retro gaming nerd and has never once touched Goldeneye allegedly.

 

[UsedUp]

I want to point out something cause I just reminded myself. Remember when DSP couldn't wait to get the gifted memberships on his youtube channel and he himself said everything would be essentially back to normal/better than Twitch. Obviously not the case. No amount of money and Nickle and Dime-ing literally everything hasn't made anything better. Do you Whales not see how much of a money sink DSP is!?

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

this "bounties" concept is such a con job.... he got creative with the begging, ill give him that

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Favorite part of the bounties? It's not a legal binding contract as said by our philburt. So he can bitch and whine all he wants. He can't do anything about it lmfao.

 

[Jasper2K]

this "bounties" concept is such a con job.... he got creative with the begging, ill give him that

When he wage quits call of duty he will have 3 more money making gimmicks ready to go. He has laid the ground work for convincing his dents to sub youtube premium just for the couple extra pulls a year . I'm sure street fighter 6 will have something similar to bounties too.

 

[We Are The Witches]

In the Aqua Teal's video posted in the page before, if you go to the comments' section you'll see that a bunch of people are encouraged to report him for TOS violation, which is good and all when he actually breaks the rules. This is also being talked about in the Reddit thread.

However for those who didn't know, he was already reported like 2 weeks ago for yet another violation he committed during one of the bounty sessions, needless to say nothing happened to him.

This will be the second time in recent times that DSP gets mass reports (or a considerable amount) due to an arguably valid reason.

 

[Corpun]

The paypig bounties should have no camping clauses. This faggot wants to make 1st person shooters into chill time wasters, and it’s gay as hell.

Any time it has been brought up Phil slips out of it with semantics. Every single time he will basically flat-out accuse the guy of being a troll and will argue that standing still for a second is camping or some other really stupid poorly thought-out excuse. On one hand, it makes his streams boring as shit, on the other, it makes them absolutely hilarious when he does dumb shit like crouch in a bush or run around aimlessly looking for somewhere to camp and ignoring players.

His anger over unpaid bounties tickles me so much.

Ever since MoistCr1TiKaL called him a beggar, he's been trying to beg less (and failing) but these bounties allow him to bully-beg his dents without being accused of openly rattling his tin cup.

It's a glimpse into how he acks when he thinks he's owed money and feels justified in demanding it. I love it.

The best part of that gold dust is that he is the one who brought up bounties in the first place as a work around for begging.

 

[Jasper2K]

In the Aqua Teal's video posted in the page before, if you go to the comments' section you'll see that a bunch of people are encouraged to report him for TOS violation, which is good and all when he actually breaks the rules. This is also being talked about in the Reddit thread.

Its the pigs luck.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The paypig bounties should have no camping clauses. This faggot wants to make 1st person shooters into chill time wasters, and it’s gay as hell.

For real.

Give this guy a challenging one to do he will say No Way Jose which makes this whole interaction so fuckin' faggy. If you aren't giving him $50 for getting top 100, don't even bother because he's going to beg for money anyway if he doesn't get shit done.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

this "bounties" concept is such a con job.... he got creative with the begging, ill give him that

It really is. At this point, I figure Phil will 'bountify' every single game he plays, from Mario to COD to everything else in order to get every last penny out of his dents. He expects to get rewarded just for streaming and extra dent bucks for playing and beating parts of any given game.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It really is. At this point, I figure Phil will 'bountify' every single game he plays, from Mario to COD to everything else in order to get every last penny out of his dents. He expects to get rewarded just for streaming and extra dent bucks for playing and beating parts of any given game.

And it still ends with him getting money from the same obvious socks who have tipped anyway

 

[Lord_Point]

And it still ends with him getting money from the same obvious socks who have tipped anyway

To that point doesn't dave get around the same amount of money regardless of the amount of bounties he hits? Which would mean in classic dave style retard style he just gave detractors another way to piss him off without gaining anything.

 

[Balr0g]

For those who want to see Phil get run over again (a timeless classic) and hear Piece of Peace laugh at Phil for a solid minute, here's the timestamp from PoP's stream. 1:28:16 if the timestamp is buggered up. Hilarious stuff.

What a healing laugh. thank you for that. Though maybe someone should put this kill and combine it with this laughter