DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
(because I listen to shit at work, and I'm not leaving the fucking screen on in my pocket all day, suck my cock Susan.
download NewPipe, i used to listen to youtube music on my phone at the gym, but got pissed over how fucking jewish it was, so I looked around, found NewPipe, just lets you access youtube and play whatever you want, screen on or off, whatever.

i figured by posting this I'll either help you, or someone will tell me NewPipe steals your bank account info and I'll be helped.
 
Holy shit, funniest DSP Warzone death yet. He sees a truck coming at him, doesn't attempt to move out of the way and instead lies down, gets run over and then complains about how it shouldn't be possible to run him over at this angle.

The player was having fun with it, he ran him over and then backed up and ran him over again.
Best thing was that the fucker was hunking at him and Phil still had no clue. Alpha gamer and peak gameplay!
 
The paypig bounties should have no camping clauses. This faggot wants to make 1st person shooters into chill time wasters, and it’s gay as hell.
I agree. However if someone did that Phil would cry about it and say people are being mean to him and withholding his money. He wants to chill and have fun with his audience while he hides in a washroom. you don't understand thats what call of duty is for
 
He's such a fag the way he plays, basically if he lucks out with a camping spot he's guaranteed top 10 and then acts like he "did really good". At least we got to see him chimp out over an unpaid "bounty" he didn't deserve anyways

HA! I love that shit! Some faggot offers him an easy ass bounty, he fulfills it and the guy is suddenly gone from his garbage barge (stream chat). His tantrums make me laugh every damn time. These things can last for an hour, broken into multiple mini rants. Each one ending with "It is what it is" or "What can you do, though?" before launching into ANOTHER tantrum over the unpaid bounty. LOL!

Even better when his payfags try to console him by agreeing with him and inadvertently trigger the next session of "broken promises" tard rage.
 
HA! I love that shit! Some faggot offers him an easy ass bounty, he fulfills it and the guy is suddenly gone from his garbage barge (stream chat). His tantrums make me laugh every damn time. These things can last for an hour, broken into multiple mini rants. Each one ending with "It is what it is" or "What can you do, though?" before launching into ANOTHER tantrum over the unpaid bounty. LOL!

Even better when his payfags try to console him by agreeing with him and inadvertently trigger the next session of "broken promises" tard rage.
It's him trying to guilt some other moron to give him money,

Phil is so fucking transparent with how he acts
Only dents and wierdos like you know who go along with it.

I remember when phill used to not contradict himself in the same sentance or stream what a life time ago.
 
Am I missing something but with EZ money owing $40 he seems to think adding top 10 and top 5 together from two seperate "bounties" and coming to $40 total? Like instead of just top 5 he gets $20 and top 10 for $10 he just added them together? What the fuck?
He was counting the whole stream total for this. Woops nothing I could do. he got 7th, 8th and 4th tonight total.

TOS or not this is just another one for the books. Lol.
 
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It's amazing listening to him bitch about Tevin and insist the illegality of his reestreams.
You'd think he'd have tried a little harder to prove it and finally get rid of him. But listening to him ack mindlessly like a school girl who says she doesn't care but obviously has always cared and can't find a better excuse than "it's illegal, you'll get one star on you even in the middle of nowhere m like GTA V cops " just makes the whole school girl behaviour even better.
 
His anger over unpaid bounties tickles me so much. :story:

Ever since MoistCr1TiKaL called him a beggar, he's been trying to beg less (and failing) but these bounties allow him to bully-beg his dents without being accused of openly rattling his tin cup.

It's a glimpse into how he acks when he thinks he's owed money and feels justified in demanding it. I love it.
 
Ya know, with how hacker ridden Tarkov is these days, I would legitimately pay him to see him get fucked by chinks and ruskies. I want to see a return of the big slams of yesteryear.

It would be pretty entertaining, and the clown would actually earn his pity dollar.

Edit: Changing wording cus I'm repeating myself worse than Phil.
 
does he not realize it's easy to makes socks on youtube, or does he just like to larp a powertrip by banning people. I'm confused.
He knows, when he first started streaming on YouTube again after the Twitch partnership-removal, he was going on and on about how easy it was to make a sock and that it really shouldn't be that easy to make them. It's all power-tripping in his dusty little corner on the internet.
 
Well, this came across my Twitter feed:
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Am I missing something but with EZ money owing $40 he seems to think adding top 10 and top 5 together from two seperate "bounties" and coming to $40 total? Like instead of just top 5 he gets $20 and top 10 for $10 he just added them together? What the fuck?
He was counting the whole stream total for this. Woops nothing I could do. he got 7th, 8th and 4th tonight total.

TOS or not this is just another one for the books. Lol.
The part where the dents told him that what he's doing is against TOS and he went "TEE-OUUU-EEESS?? WUUUUT'S DAYUT??? HNNNNH???" fucking killed me. It reminded me of the Line App miniarc where he pretended not to know what 2FA is: "CODE? WHAT CODE? I RECEIVE IT ON MY PHONE? WHAT PHONE CODE? SEE WHAT I MEAN? THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!" Then some months later the bank leaks happened. On the very next stream he was pigsplaining what 2FA is and how it works with the same confidence that I expect the person who invented it to have.

Just gonna end my post by saying that while history doesn't repeat, it often does rhyme.
 
The paypig bounties should have no camping clauses.
They can't, DSP already clamped down on that one. In one of the earlier streams someone said they would offer a bounty only if he didnt sit in bathrooms all night. DSP got pissy and said that "not camping" was too subjective a limit on a bounty and not to waste his time with pointless bounties. Although I think we know he was really just annoyed at being called out on camping and would gladly take a subjective bounty about camping mostly in bathrooms.
 
His anger over unpaid bounties tickles me so much. :story:

Ever since MoistCr1TiKaL called him a beggar, he's been trying to beg less (and failing) but these bounties allow him to bully-beg his dents without being accused of openly rattling his tin cup.

It's a glimpse into how he acks when he thinks he's owed money and feels justified in demanding it. I love it.
Yeah instead of being sorry for begging like he did a couple days ago, he's just finding new ways to go about asking for money.

No more "Oops I begged again", it's "Alright, pay up mother fucker. Are you a man of your word? Where is your honesty?".

How are dents supposed to wrangle Phil in and tell him "Phil, you're doing it again." here when he pulls this shit out of a hat?
 
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