The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[ShiftyBoi]

The tranch alpacas today.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Anal Prolapse has occurred. There are no more naked cowboys at Tran Ranch waiting to get fucked.

 

[Say What Now?]

One thing that warms the deepest part of my black heart is knowing that the dozens to hundreds of people who fell for that initial "the Kiwis are going to kill us! Give us money" $100,000 grift are realizing now that they would have been better off lighting their money on fire, because not a **PENNY** of it is left and it all went to nonsense. But remember everyone, they really showed us by raising $100,000 and have literal amhole to show for it currently.

I think a lot of that money came from "friends of friends" or "followers of followers" who have no idea what's going on because they don't actually follow the tranch at all.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I still can't believe they killed 6 million alpacas in such a short time truly monstrous.

We’ll never forget or forgive. #AlpacaDefenseLeague

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Where is the ATF when it's needed?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Where is the ATF when it's needed?

I’m not sure but I know they’re butt hurt.

 

[WonderWino]

If I was a troon, and a troon of the type to get in this situation in the first place, I would just tear down the fences and hope the alpaca ran away.

I picture it going more like this

Just replace barney with a troon and homer with an alpaca

....and maybe the pillow with a rifle

 

[BoglimArchives]

Don't fret, for the end of something retarded is always the beginning of something else that is equally, if not more retarded.

 

[2525ABC]

But filled with alpacas. Christ I cannot imagine the stench.

Hey, spoiler that shit, k?

 

[AfghanBlue]

We’ll never forget or forgive. #AlpacaDefenseLeague

The Tranches Stauchest foe,
Daughters Of Earl

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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Hey, spoiler that shit, k?

LMAO fuck off nigger.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He wants to dissolve the tranch.

Good to hear that freakshow is ending.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Good to hear that freakshow is ending.

We never got our roid rage induced Waco siege. I want my money back.

 

[Sneed Weed]

The tranch will go down as one of the few failures in history to both burn out & fade away at the same time

 

[Hokuriku]

BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch.

The war is over. The Nuremberg Trials can begin.

 

[Hitman One]

Corrupt leadership, marginalised members of the community used as slave labour, too small a property to house the number of livestock, no business plan, lots of alpacas died, cash flow has dried up.

How could capitalism do this?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Today we learned that the tranch isn’t a physical place. The tranch is in our hearts and minds. There will always be a tranch as long as we’re all together.

 

[Coccxys]

The polycule and fed poster taking the last helicopter out of transhgon is the start of a new season and story arc, not the end.

How badly will they fail at the next place?
How much damage will they cause to their own relatives through pure incompetence?
What the fuck is bonner going to do with the utter mess left behind?
Is bonner going to end up murdering Sky while they "work together" to fix the mess?

The whole thing had gotten a little stagnant, this is the shakeup we need to create new drama.

 

[rotpocket]

One thing I'd like to say is with the alpacas I've heard you can balance out the cost of their feed and care by collecting and selling their manure- it's kinda gross, but alpaca manure doesn't need to be aged like other manure and since they like to poop in the same areas it's a little easier to gather. It's also supposed to be really good for growing, but I've not tested it myself yet so I can't confirm that. Mix it with some potting soil and other nutrients and package it up cute you'd probably be able to sell it at a local farmer's market or to other farmers in the area fairly easily, especially with the price of fertilizer right now. For that reason alone I've considered having a small herd of alpacas, nothing crazy, and excess manure can easily be used for your own crops and garden. Waste not, want not, yada yada. I don't understand why they didn't try selling the manure, unless they think that's something dainty ladies like themselves shouldn't have to do. There's countless little old ladies with gardens and flowerbeds who're willing to pay extra to keep their plants healthy and fruitful.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

One thing I'd like to say is with the alpacas I've heard you can balance out the cost of their feed and care by collecting and selling their manure- it's kinda gross, but alpaca manure doesn't need to be aged like other manure and since they like to poop in the same areas it's a little easier to gather. It's also supposed to be really good for growing, but I've not tested it myself yet so I can't confirm that. Mix it with some potting soil and other nutrients and package it up cute you'd probably be able to sell it at a local farmer's market or to other farmers in the area fairly easily, especially with the price of fertilizer right now. For that reason alone I've considered having a small herd of alpacas, nothing crazy, and excess manure can easily be used for your own crops and garden. Waste not, want not, yada yada. I don't understand why they didn't try selling the manure, unless they think that's something dainty ladies like themselves shouldn't have to do. There's countless little old ladies with gardens and flowerbeds who're willing to pay extra to keep their plants healthy and fruitful.

But what would be left for Jen to eat?