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What the fuck happened to his face? I'd say he finally hit puberty but he's still an amorphous obese blob with zero muscle mass. Guy needs to get himself some face wash or else he's in danger of merging into one huge mega zit.
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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Well, Connor, if it's just that easy to shit out bestsellers like James Patterson does, then why don't you do it?
Granted, I find Patterson's use of ghostwriters or whatever amusing, but then again, he's worked his way to get to the point where he can just be the ideas guy, or whatever it is he does with these books.
Also, in this case, "ideas guy" still means writing an ~80 page treatment for someone else to turn into a book, which is still not a small task. He probably does as much writing himself as an author who writes 100% of his own books, considering that several Patterson novels are released every year.
Granted, I find Patterson's use of ghostwriters or whatever amusing, but then again, he's worked his way to get to the point where he can just be the ideas guy, or whatever it is he does with these books.
Also, in this case, "ideas guy" still means writing an ~80 page treatment for someone else to turn into a book, which is still not a small task. He probably does as much writing himself as an author who writes 100% of his own books, considering that several Patterson novels are released every year.
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I guess he's just about done for the summer then. This is about as far as he gets every other time he says he's going to do something.This is gunna be a productive summer break y'all!
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In Connor's world, one of the most terrible fates is becoming a successful millionaire writer who is sold in airport book stores
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This one actually annoys me a little bit. Connor's shitting on Patterson when he's admitted that Patterson is exactly the person he aspires to be. A lazy unoriginal hack who receives financial success and critical acclaim anyway.
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Patterson's never received critical acclaim. Stephanie Meyer's more respected.
Connor's still not fit to wipe his ass, both in terms of productivity and artistic merit.
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Surely he must realize by now that gabbing on about his attempts at getting things done is actually worse than doing nothing.
The Connor cycle is fucking infuriating.
The Connor cycle is fucking infuriating.
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For reference, Connor spent five years yelling about Juno despite never actually watching the 96min film. I have strong suspicions about him finishing The Shining the movie, let alone the book.
But let's talk for a second about his hatred for Master of Disguise.
Why does he have a hatred for Master of Diguise?
@Connor Bible are you being serious right now? Come back to your thread and explain what happened to you during Master of Disguise.
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But let's talk for a second about his hatred for Master of Disguise.
Why does he have a hatred for Master of Diguise?
@Connor Bible are you being serious right now? Come back to your thread and explain what happened to you during Master of Disguise.
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Why did he bother adding that last part in? No one asked about it, no1curr, Connor.
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I gotta confess, when I saw Connor claim he had a story skeleton with 118 pages written, I was optimistic for a bit and gave him a brief, encouraging message on WP. Was my optimism misplaced?
if he appeals to that market.
To be fair, YA fiction is a big thing now. He probably figures he'll make him some
if he appeals to that market.
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For the record:
Current word count of RE second draft: 1759 words, first chapter. I have passed my two courses this semester with perfect or near-perfect scores on finals. I'm taking a break during the summer to write, get back in shape, and help my father out.
Current word count of RE second draft: 1759 words, first chapter. I have passed my two courses this semester with perfect or near-perfect scores on finals. I'm taking a break during the summer to write, get back in shape, and help my father out.
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I believe you'll accomplish absolutely none of those things, Connor. You never set small goals, you always plan to do way too much.
Stop telling everyone, including yourself, that you're going to climb that 50-foot ladder when you can't even get yourself on a stepping stool.
Stop telling everyone, including yourself, that you're going to climb that 50-foot ladder when you can't even get yourself on a stepping stool.
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Maybe I do. I got most of that first chapter done today. I only have about three hundred words.
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Most of chapter of an idea you've been working on for way too many years now.
Let me repeat that: most of chapter one.
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I'll wrap it up tomorrow morning, and I'll be working on chapter two as well. I'm trying to keep myself busy during the summer, creatively.
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Are you just helping him out with chores? I hope he's alright.
And as long as you're here, I'm literally begging to know why you hate Master of Disguise so much.
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I'm not impressed by quantity anyone can throw words together. Is the dialogue still cliched, the plot stolen from other books/movies, and the characters unlikable sociopaths?
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I wrote for about, say, two hours today. I was also helping my mother take some junk to the dump down the road.
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Sure you are.
Gotta ask though, why did you drop The Shining 200 pages in and just go off and start reading something else?