Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sneedem&feedem]

Is anybody actually planning on going to Vegas to meet the shyster lawyer? (Besides Sally) Maybe you too can have the wonderful opportunity to be sodomized by the jew nosed lawyer and his balldo you don’t want to miss this chance!

Wasn't Nick crying about how Montegraph hasn't served all his papers? Monty should go to Vegas and do it.

 

[Strix454]

I still can't get over how much the balldo sounds like a God damned torture device. First you put your nuts in some horrible socone truss that holds them parallel, and then somehow you shove all that contraption up your girls ass and thrust it? Sounds like a good way to rupture a testicle, not have a fun time.

IMO, its something that would be used only by guys with severe and uncorrectable Erectile Disfunction. It looks painful and awful and I don't know why anyone would use it who had the real thing available. But it gives you a way to penetrate and (carefully) thrust if you can't do it any other way.

 

[Gay Mouth]

IMO, its something that would be used only by guys with severe and uncorrectable Erectile Disfunction. It looks painful and awful and I don't know why anyone would use it who had the real thing available. But it gives you a way to penetrate and (carefully) thrust if you can't do it any other way.

Geez, at that point just shove your dick in one of those water snake things, if we're at the point you need ball splints you've gone too far

 

[Confetti Meringue]

I don't buy for a second that someone died there since there would be media articles. At best it's an urban legend he heard.

What BDSM club doesn't have stories of death, sex trafficking, and abuse?

But hey, introducing a 22 year old girl to the world of "I can't cum unless I physically hurt you" sounds like a great idea, and certainly will have no negative ramifications to her health.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

What BDSM club doesn't have stories of death, sex trafficking, and abuse?

But hey, introducing a 22 year old girl to the world of "I can't cum unless I physically hurt you" sounds like a great idea, and certainly will have no negative ramifications to her health.

This must be one of the origin stories of a future member of the sea of mentally unstable BPD women out in the world today. Great job Drex for being an outstanding human being.

 

[Faticati]

About what?

Josh made a great point when he said drexel is always looking for that superior white woman but nearly no white women will fuck a nigger let alone a turbo nigger like drex so he just scrapes the the floor of the five guys under the grill pulls out damaged whores and says "aw sheit big snoood this is how all white bitches be"

 

[Procrastinhater]

What BDSM club doesn't have stories of death, sex trafficking, and abuse?

But hey, introducing a 22 year old girl to the world of "I can't cum unless I physically hurt you" sounds like a great idea, and certainly will have no negative ramifications to her health.

You don't get it. He knew her since she was 13. He'd watched her grow up and she was the daughter of a friend.
He wanted to put her in a ball gag and choke her out while he blew a load over the back of her gimp suit the safe way...

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Those kids go to school. In school, they'll make enemies -- but they don't even have to be enemies. They might just be curious kids. But some day, sooner or later, one of the kids in your child's class is going to come across Rackets' videos. Or his locals. Or -- and this is most likely of all -- they'll wander onto the Farms.

Only one problem with your post, bud:
Nick's kids are homeschooled.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Only one problem with your post, bud:
Nick's kids are homeschooled.

Counterpoint- the "home schooling" Rekieta style is a fake classroom with several families' children and Kayla bug-eyes as school marm half the time. It's a large enough social group for the normal school bullying to apply. And rightly so.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Counterpoint- the "home schooling" Rekieta style is a fake classroom with several families' children and Kayla bug-eyes as school marm half the time. It's a large enough social group for the normal school bullying to apply. And rightly so.

Do we even know the size of the group?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Do we even know the size of the group?

He refers to it as a co-op a lot, which I always assumed was like a small group of parents who just all agreed to do their own education and got approval from the state/locality based on meeting whatever criteria the government puts on them. I've always wondered how they manage that since you'd need enough kids at certain education levels to really keep it going. Based on my looking into things though I believe I might have been thinking in far too small of a scale because it seems a lot more institutionalized than I originally understood and could very well resemble a normal school situation more than we think. Someone with more knowledge on the subject can verify or correct me but this is the list of Cooperatives in Minnesota and Spicer seems to be part of a pretty large group based on Coop No.

https://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/comm/docs/Ga-D7IApc0K3BN22waGQ_g.pdf

EDIT: Adding an additional list of Homeschool Co-ops that could be more accurate since I admit I don't necessarily understand what the above list represents. Not a parent so will have to rely on one of you with more knowledge.

Minnesota Homeschool Co-ops & Academic Enrichment Classes - TheHomeSchoolMom

Minnesota Homeschool Co-ops & Academic Enrichment Classes listed by city. Have a group or class to submit? Use our submission form and we'll add it to our listings.

www.thehomeschoolmom.com

EDIT2: Found the specific Homeschool Co-op that corresponds to the county that Spicer MN is in.

GRACE Homeschool Coop - MACHE - Minnesota Association of Christian Home Educators

Spoiler: Sounds Like Nick

 

[Lidl Drip]

Josh made a great point when he said drexel is always looking for that superior white woman but nearly no white women will fuck a nigger let alone a turbo nigger like drex so he just scrapes the the floor of the five guys under the grill pulls out damaged whores and says "aw sheit big snoood this is how all white bitches be"

This is called the Dick Masterson Phenomenon, where a guy is convinced that all women are stupid whores because those women are the only women willing to be around a guy like him. All intelligent decent women walk a big circle around guys like Dax and Drex so they never get to know any.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Do we even know the size of the group?

Rekieta's definitely talked about that on stream. I believe he said it's 30, but that's from memory. It might have been on one of the education-themed streams he did with his friend Heith who runs a charter school, or it might have just been in a response to a superchat. He also said that for some activities (like band or theater), the co-op uses the facilities of a local public school.

So opportunities for bullying are very much present and should have been a worry for the alcoholic coomer before he decided that all the perverted shit which he, apparently, always loved, needed to become public.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Christian. Faith based. Oh I'm sure they'd be totally fine with the Balldo Lawyer and his harem of leathery tiddy posters, and his buddy who organizes gangbangs and who introduced his friends daughter to sadist fetish shit the safe way, and hearing Nicks drunken tales of going to fag bars to take poppers and flirt with gay men monogomously, getting high on MDMA, shoving his balls in  his our wifes asshole, and such wholesome family man things for the edification of the whole Internet.
Sounds like the type of parents any Christian, Faith based collective would want helping out with homeschooling their kids.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Catching up on the thread, but in the meantime here is the second LOCALS archive drop.

This batch fixed the dropped attachment links from the first, but there is some kind of weird time-out in my power management SW that is interfering with a true 24 hour de-bug run. Fought with it for a day, but at the end of it I just bought a mouse jiggler that should fix the issue, I hope. Will run tonight. I hope the V 1.1 code can handle the automatic switching between chats, and I think I locked down all the issues that caused the script to time-out before.

This batch also started late in the chat capture because V 1.1 was fianlised in the middle of the day and Rackets had a daystream chat already running, but it did run up until 50 or so messages from the end. That, however, was mere coincidence.

In spite of that, this is a much more representative idea of what you can expect to see when I get to 100% function and 24/7 logging capability.

If anyone wants to figure how to automatically DL the images into the spreadsheet via macro, have at it. I will be adding reply-threading as a feature in V 1.2 before I start making it more accessible. Images will blow up the file size, so it will likely be a DIY and post-processing solution for you to do on your own backend.


Also, hello to this fine fellow!

MrMemeyagi​

Kiwifarms is literally backing up every locals chat to pour through and touch themselves​

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MrMemeyagi​

Oh no, they've created a script to back it. It even has version numbers because tism​

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MrMemeyagi​

I did also see Drex referred to as a Rape Ape on the Farms recently so that tells you something I guess​

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They totally don't care at all, bros...

Friendly reminder... Stalking makes you creepy. I am not the type to make a cringe TikTok claiming men are obsessed with me, but it isn't a good look.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Kind of an out there suggestion anyhow, who asked him, I wonder?—hey yeah, Nick, would you, uh, you know, ever do, uh, jimson weed? Good stuff, man!

Now watch him go full steam ahead because someone said he shouldn’t.

Rickets absolutely, definitely, should not try brugmansia. He is absolutely not made of the stuff it takes to drink brugmansia tea.

Nope, definitely shouldn't. Probably can't, either, the pussy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rickets absolutely, definitely, should not try brugmansia. He is absolutely not made of the stuff it takes to drink brugmansia tea.

Nope, definitely shouldn't. Probably can't, either, the pussy.

Yeah if you're gonna fuck around with Datura you might as well eat fucking Nightshade.
Some things are best left in the Middle Ages, those weird Witch Sabbath drugs are among them.

 

[Potatoherder]

Managed to see the link went active as he seemed to drop it like 4amcst and the whole day was captured.

$381 in 31(19 unique) rumble rants. That's a 3rd of what YT($1211) brought in today. Overall a good sign for nick even if it's we're still in the paypig territory. YT conversion rate, if you take the 143 count at face value, is at 1.83%. That includes some night chats and isn't deduped, it's off by a bit. I didn't catch the rumble numbers, low balling it with yt numbers gives you a rate of 0.397%(0.243% unique) on rumble.


I may have to check out monday's stream to see if we're back to mst3k and minimal perv grandpa. May be good background noise once again.

I'll end it with some information about Nick the chat dropped:

Jfrith2799: Nicks cars have balldos sewn in the drivers seat

Does this confirm that Nick has been lying about having his wife drive him everywhere? He made so much fun of Joe for that and now we find out the truth!!!! Yet another lie from the Nose.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

It's about 30 kids. Or was. There's been some sort of shakeup about four or five months ago now. Remember Kayla was SO tired and stressed and the rest of the manic bug-eyed bullshit but she was doing the school teacher bit. That stopped or changed. But it was five families total, 30 some kids total. Not sure how it worked ie was it 30 in one class but it was 30 between two locations, sometimes three.

edit to add "five extended families" is what he said.

Do we even know the size of the group?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

there is some kind of weird time-out in my power management SW that is interfering with a true 24 hour de-bug run. Fought with it for a day, but at the end of it I just bought a mouse jiggler that should fix the issue, I hope.

Wouldn't a simple AutoHotKey script have worked? Tell it to move the mouse a pixel to the left, wait a fraction of a second, and move a pixel to the right. Repeat every hour. You could probably permanently run that in the background and never even notice.