Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Force and Character said:
"All you do is go to prison" legit cracked me up. Does Rick, like the infant baby child he is, think that it will magically come true one day if he repeats it many thousands of times?
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The way he replies to the pest texts are really fascinating to me.

His tweets are all crafted for an audience of shitlibs who always care about the current thing on twitter, and the points he tries to make are always against the most retarded strawman of whoever the bad guy is that day. His intended audience gives him dopamine, and his detractors get childed and hidden. The main reason he's still on twitter, despite it being owned by elmo the muskrat, is because he feels he looks good to his intended audience, and that he is winning against his enemies.

I think that deep down, he knows he isn't going to see anyone go to prison. He knows that he owes quasi $40k. He knows that it may get very real very soon now that the debt is in wisconsin. We've seen him admit this when someone tricks him into talking candidly about it, which he usually does pretty easily as soon as he doesn't think you're a stalker child. I know everyone is different, but I would not be admitting that I owe $40k to a random fucking person who was the recipient of a prank email through a website's contact form after a few texts. He is absolutely desperate to get anyone he can to help him, because as it stands right now, he is fucking losing, and even he isn't so stupid he can't see it.

But he can't let the idiots win. So he goes on twitter, and he says whatever all the cool kids are saying, and he gets his likes, and he hides the stalker childs. On twitter, he's winning, at least in his own delusional mind. "I have 50k followers! Sometimes john walker flynt ineracts with me!" he thinks to himself, on his fart couch in his half hovel with his ugly wife and his cat named fucking robert mewler and his dead writing career and $40k in debt to someone he will never actually meet because they're still a john doe in all the legal stuff. To anyone with eyes, L M A FUCKING O at his life, but to him, he's a successful author with a hot wife and a cool car and a vibrant following on twitter.

But text messaging is not the same as twitter at all. When someone texts you, they can say whatever they want, and you can't hide anything. You don't get a chance to make a grand statement about how correct your opinions are, because the other person can just send 15 texts calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits and not even read what you say. So when fat gets a text, he has to maintain his actual-tough-guy-who-is-totally-winning persona, but he fails immediately because he can't do it on the spot because he is a big fat loser. His tough guy programming is too slow for real time, so it goes into panic mode and just combines a set of sentence structures ("No stalker, X is just your delusions again", "No stalker, X is what you do", etc) with the subjects of the incoming messages, and of course follows up with his his classic you-are-going-to-prison copypasta. He's like a robot experiencing something that his programming can't handle, and he is shouting "NON SEQUITUR, DOES NOT COMPUTE". A fat robot.

He's pretty fat too I mean come on look at his fucking pants. You can see the exact outline of his wallet through his pocket.
 
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I Can Smell My Balls said:
But text messaging is not the same as twitter at all. When someone texts you, they can say whatever they want, and you can't hide anything. You don't get a chance to make a grand statement about how correct your opinions are, because the other person can just send 15 texts calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits and not even read what you say. So when fat gets a text, he has to maintain his actual-tough-guy-who-is-totally-winning persona, but he fails immediately because he can't do it on the spot because he is a big fat loser. His tough guy programming is too slow for real time, so it goes into panic mode and just combines a set of sentence structures ("No stalker, X is just your delusions again", "No stalker, X is what you do", etc) with the subjects of the incoming messages, and of course follows up with his his classic you-are-going-to-prison copypasta. He's like a robot experiencing something that his programming can't handle, and he is shouting "NON SEQUITUR, DOES NOT COMPUTE". A fat robot.

He's pretty fat too I mean come on look at his fucking pants. You can see the exact outline of his wallet through his popocket.
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You'd think a writer would be able to take the occasional chance to compose a dunking of legendary proportions just out of boredom with the texts every now and then. Like I don't get how Pat can reply to every message and not occasionally try to have fun with it.
 
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You'd think a writer would be able to take the occasional chance to compose a dunking of legendary proportions just out of boredom with the texts every now and then. Like I don't get how Pat can reply to every message and not occasionally try to have fun with it.
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Ironically Pat could also say ANYTHING he wants in texts. Yet he purposefully decides to continue being a fat loser.

In fact, he could flat out admit it was all a ruse, that he hates gays & trannies and that he does in fact grind up little black children into pepperoni. Follow up with, "and there's nothing you can do about this, because not even your fellow stlakers would believe I texted you this back."

He'd be right, and it would be the best joke he'd ever played.
 
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TheGuntinator said:
You'd think a writer would be able to take the occasional chance to compose a dunking of legendary proportions just out of boredom with the texts every now and then. Like I don't get how Pat can reply to every message and not occasionally try to have fun with it.
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He's genuinely not quick-witted enough to do it in real-time. He's a literal slow-in-the-mind.
 
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I Can Smell My Balls said:
The way he replies to the pest texts are really fascinating to me.

His tweets are all crafted for an audience of shitlibs who always care about the current thing on twitter, and the points he tries to make are always against the most retarded strawman of whoever the bad guy is that day. His intended audience gives him dopamine, and his detractors get childed and hidden. The main reason he's still on twitter, despite it being owned by elmo the muskrat, is because he feels he looks good to his intended audience, and that he is winning against his enemies.

I think that deep down, he knows he isn't going to see anyone go to prison. He knows that he owes quasi $40k. He knows that it may get very real very soon now that the debt is in wisconsin. We've seen him admit this when someone tricks him into talking candidly about it, which he usually does pretty easily as soon as he doesn't think you're a stalker child. I know everyone is different, but I would not be admitting that I owe $40k to a random fucking person who was the recipient of a prank email through a website's contact form after a few texts. He is absolutely desperate to get anyone he can to help him, because as it stands right now, he is fucking losing, and even he isn't so stupid he can't see it.

But he can't let the idiots win. So he goes on twitter, and he says whatever all the cool kids are saying, and he gets his likes, and he hides the stalker childs. On twitter, he's winning, at least in his own delusional mind. "I have 50k followers! Sometimes john walker flynt ineracts with me!" he thinks to himself, on his fart couch in his half hovel with his ugly wife and his cat named fucking robert mewler and his dead writing career and $40k in debt to someone he will never actually meet because they're still a john doe in all the legal stuff. To anyone with eyes, L M A FUCKING O at his life, but to him, he's a successful author with a hot wife and a cool car and a vibrant following on twitter.

But text messaging is not the same as twitter at all. When someone texts you, they can say whatever they want, and you can't hide anything. You don't get a chance to make a grand statement about how correct your opinions are, because the other person can just send 15 texts calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits and not even read what you say. So when fat gets a text, he has to maintain his actual-tough-guy-who-is-totally-winning persona, but he fails immediately because he can't do it on the spot because he is a big fat loser. His tough guy programming is too slow for real time, so it goes into panic mode and just combines a set of sentence structures ("No stalker, X is just your delusions again", "No stalker, X is what you do", etc) with the subjects of the incoming messages, and of course follows up with his his classic you-are-going-to-prison copypasta. He's like a robot experiencing something that his programming can't handle, and he is shouting "NON SEQUITUR, DOES NOT COMPUTE". A fat robot.

He's pretty fat too I mean come on look at his fucking pants. You can see the exact outline of his wallet through his pocket.
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What if he offered head to Quasi?

Cancel the debt for a blow job. I could see Quasi accepting because it’s slightly funnier than Fatrick actually raising the cash and more likely to happen.
 
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siegemeister675 said:
Not sure if anyone else has seen this but if you go to https://payquasi.lol/ and go into dev tools on your browser and go to console you'll see a js script called payQuasi.js is constantly running that calculates the amount of money Tomlinson owes Quasi in pennies and is constantly updated based on the compound rate of interest to 9 decimal places:

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Apparently he saw this post, because the js script has now been modified to just print 3 ASCII artwork pieces:

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If you check the script the first one is called "feedNana" the second one is called "stealthyFag" and the third one is called "patrickSuckingTrumpsCock."
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Man who was cuffed by police after threatening to murder his wife and unborn child gives his thoughts on policing:

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Right on, ACAB brother! Anyway, how do you feel about people calling you fat and saying your books suck online, impersonating your liver or toilet and entering the bar you live at when you weren't there?
 
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Man who was cuffed by police after threatening to murder his wife and unborn child gives his thoughts on policing:

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Being a cabbie is probably more lethal because they aren’t armed and trained to defend themselves, and they are known to have cash and be vulnerable to stick-up at gunpoint from the back seat. His brain is fat
 
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Man who was cuffed by police after threatening to murder his wife and unborn child gives his thoughts on policing:

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I'm sorry, but the officers that patrolled the streets of ancient China were warriors as are the ones out there today. You're just upset they now know how small your penis is.
He is however right about police officers. They're not top ten but top 25 (knocked up to 22 in 2020) and cabbies don't make the list. Farmers do though
2020

Deaths per year for Police officers
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Officer Deaths By Year - National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund

Year-by-Year Breakdown Law Enforcement Deaths Throughout U.S. History Updated May 2, 2022 Download PDF
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Deaths per year for taxi drivers. (2021 I believe they were just killing themselves)
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Work-related deaths for taxi drivers and chauffeurs at a record low in 2018 : The Economics Daily: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

Fatal work injuries to taxi drivers and chauffeurs declined 24 percent, from 62 in 2017 to 47 in 2018. This is the lowest total since 2003, when comparable data for the occupation were first available.
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Dem just the facts.
Keep on being wrong Patrick.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Man who was cuffed by police after threatening to murder his wife and unborn child gives his thoughts on policing:

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Police are becoming more militarized because of groups like Burn Loot Murder encouraging crime and going to war with cops. We also have no southern border, so cartel goons are swarming over it, and those guys have all but completely looted the Mexican military- meaning the cops need military-grade equipment to counter it. The militarization of law enforcement is a response to the militarization of crime that you and yours have encouraged.

Fuck you for making me defend the militarization of police, Fatprick.
 
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