The Square Enix Griefing Thread

even Scott the Woz recently mocked developers who dangle sequels around and say “we’ll only make a sequel if this sells more!!” and he’s like the most mainstream gaming youtuber

No, I do not want to consoom product because sequel, fuck off Nomura go tighten one of your 50 belts
Even hate buying a product is still considered consooming a product. I wish a sequel never gets made. Squeenix and its defenders are absolute dogshit lowlifes.
 
I watched one video on it out of curiosity and the guy playing legit could barely stand what an asshole the main character is throughout the entire game.

I know how some people feel about Charlie, it was just the first video on the game that popped up in my recommended.

While the game is irredeemable, outdated, and poorly written trash; I've got to laugh at Charlie bitching about how little damage his spells are doing when 'immune' keeps popping up after every hit.

The game sucks enough on its own but don't be dishonest about it either. You've got to at least make a concerted effort to meet the game halfway.

Honestly, it's just a microcosm of why I've been completely driven away by his content in the last two to three years.
 
While the game is irredeemable, outdated, and poorly written trash; I've got to laugh at Charlie bitching about how little damage his spells are doing when 'immune' keeps popping up after every hit.

The game sucks enough on its own but don't be dishonest about it either. You've got to at least make a concerted effort to meet the game halfway.

Honestly, it's just a microcosm of why I've been completely driven away by his content in the last two to three years.
I used to laugh at the whole "streamer/youtuber brainrot" thing, but then I realized that, no, it wasn't just a gag or an issue with multitasking between playing a game and talking, they're just actually that bad.
 
I'll give them roughly $170 + sales tax.

It's a small price to pay to support one kino release. Chaos is a top dollar whore.
Well ok, good luck by consooming your product.
 
I'll give them roughly $170 + sales tax.

It's a small price to pay to support one kino release. Chaos is a top dollar whore.
Every time someone says they're gonna buy a game just to support future releases I always used to say "okay cool then buy me a copy" and link my steam profile and nobody ever bought me one 😡
 
I'm looking at the main actress for Forspoken and she looks way better than the model ingame to the point it's unrecognisable. I don't get the trend of taking good looking actresses and just making them ugly to appeal to ugly women (especially as ugly women always liked to use the "it's unrealistic" card).

It also happened in HZD and there it was blamed by mocap technology, though you would think someone would say that it's better to have good looking faces talk slightly unrealistically than ugly faces that you don't want to look at.
 
I don't get the trend of taking good looking actresses and just making them ugly to appeal to ugly women (especially as ugly women always liked to use the "it's unrealistic" card).

It also happened in HZD and there it was blamed by mocap technology, though you would think someone would say that it's better to have good looking faces talk slightly unrealistically than ugly faces that you don't want to look at.
Solution: Stop using mocap, especially on faces.

To me mocap in vidya is like how hollywood uses CGI in fucking everything these days. It's a over-used crutch that just makes the product look like another factory-made shlop where all creativity and talent is thrown out the window. Any dev that tries to insert any sort of "realism" into their FANTASY game is missing the fucking point.
 
Even an actual pretty dark-skinned girl would do fine there. Yoruichi from Bleach, Cia from Zelda musou, Nitocris from Fate/Go, etc. Plenty of popular examples to go around.
Its a shame too since Yoruichi is a true and honest transman with that whole male cat thing they do.

We need proper trans representation, folx!
It would've made Borderlands 2 more tolerable. I get I stole a communicator on the enemies network; but I don't need their boss calling me up every 5 minutes to tell me about his dumb fucking diamond horse statue and other retarded shit.
To me, Handsome Jack being an asshole is one of the more enjoyable parts of the game. Him being a shamelessly evil, arrogant asshole is a breath of fresh air compared to literally everything else in modern gaming.
 
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