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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
Today’s tweet load is lighter than yesterday, and includes a video of Kevin speaking.
Kevin starts his day (on Twitter, at least) at 10:00 AM by being horny. Also lmao at this misinterpretation in the quoted reply. [A] View attachment 4344884
Plugged another Youtube channel [A] View attachment 4344924
Kevin posted a video showing a Jurassic Park toy that lights up he bought from San Diego Comic Con (he thinks), because it started making noises (it makes thunder noises I guess). [A] View attachment 4344820
Also, in the beginning of the video, we see that cat carrier (not a laundry basket like I originally thought). View attachment 4344980
It is being used as a nightstand. View attachment 4344988
I think this may be the first time I have actually heard his voice. Or maybe I have, but he only said a sentence or two. Either way, I have never heard him speak as long as he does in this minute video. And quite frankly, I’m surprised. I recalled reading about how us Kiwifarmers seem to have a specific voice in our heads when we read his tweets, and I always used a more feminine yet irritating voice for Kevin. He actually speaks like a normal person in my opinion, he sounds amicable and almost endearing. It humanized him more in my mind after hearing him talk (although I have never actually hated Kevin).
He sounds like a soft half educated south states hippy type. Like the guidance counselor from Beavis and Butthead.
Definitely not a girl or woman, certainly not a real man, but PL here, my voice is rough and deep from years of lung bleeders, joints of rough sandy hash and skunk weed, topped off with Irish whiskeys and blended scotch.
So going by my own Tom Waits esque snarl, maybe I am being unfair to the utter ponce?
He sounds like a soft half educated south states hippy type. Like the guidance counselor from Beavis and Butthead.
Definitely not a girl or woman, certainly not a real man, but PL here, my voice is rough and deep from years of lung bleeders, joints of rough sandy hash and skunk weed, topped off with Irish whiskeys and blended scotch.
So going by my own Tom Waits esque snarl, maybe I am being unfair to the utter ponce?
Thats exactly what pisses them off so much, isn't it? That actual women* can be tall, flat, have a raspy deep voice, grow a mustache and weight 600 pounds, and they are still unequivocally female. Meanwhile they can dye their hair pink and buy all the frilly clothes and makeup and chope their cock off and get implants and a neovagina and still look manlier than the butchest of dykes, by simple virtue of being men.
It's a bit like that Roald Dahl quote about how nice people can have ugly physical traits and still be recognizibly nice because their niceness shines through. Trannies can adopt all the aesthetic signifiers of femininity but their maleness shines through.
It's been repeated a million times to the point of being a meme, but I genuinely and sincerely believe it's the ultimate ugly truth that motivates their every action: they will never be women.
(*I'm assuming you're a woman but I might just be misreading lol)
Kevin was strangely silent today..
Last night he showed off s new comic book. [A]
More consumerism [A]
Today, he only tweeted out this (and the replies). [A]
Kevin also made one or two tweets in reply to other people’s posts, but it is not important enough for me to include.
Meanwhile, Neck was out here sounding like Alyssa in his tweet today [A]
And Wedge… Well… [A]
Kevin was strangely silent today..
Last night he showed off s new comic book. [A] View attachment 4353020
More consumerism [A] View attachment 4353024
Today, he only tweeted out this (and the replies). [A] View attachment 4353029
Kevin also made one or two tweets in reply to other people’s posts, but it is not important enough for me to include.
I would say I wish I could have a life like Kevin, just filled with endless CONSOOMING and not worrying about real-world issues... but then I'd be like Kevin, and that'd make me wanna put a bullet in my mouth...
I couldn't help but laugh at his stance of "reusable bags are a poor tax" and "just use paper bags" as a solution. You see fellow Kiwis, up here in Canada, the feds have started phasing in a single-use plastics ban.
In my neck of the woods, if a store even charged for plastic bags, it's been 10 cents for years. Since the issue is being forced, if a store even offers disposable bags at all, they're paper now. For about 30 cents a pop. Or you could pay the $1-2 for their reusable ones. It's almost like they're trying to incentivize using reusable bags, with paper bags being the transitional medium. What a concept!
Not that I expect Kevin "Consoom" Gibes to be able to follow such a simple train of logic. There isn't any Transformers or Magic cards at the end of it, so why should he care?
Neck really knows how to talk about the sadness . Gee, shame life treated him so bad, shame he had to leave every time things got rough and not work on anything.
Neck complaining will never not be funny to me. It's so absurd and I wish he could have understood his own faults but for now and possibly forever he put himself inside his own purgatory and is still confused about it.
Anyway, I wonder if you spread out all of Kevin's MtG cards, would it cover inside and outside his house?
Edit: Magic cards are 2.5 by 3.5 inches. They are 8.75 square inches as standard. Kevin has 9 commander decks, which are apparently 100 cards each. Without taking into account cards shared between decks or cards that are not in a set, he has around 900 cards.
900 times 8.75 is 7,875 square inches. Divided by 12, that's 656.25 square feet he can cover with his listed cards alone. He could probably cover a whole room with magic cards depending on the dimensions of the room with some left over.
Thats exactly what pisses them off so much, isn't it? That actual women* can be tall, flat, have a raspy deep voice, grow a mustache and weight 600 pounds, and they are still unequivocally female. Meanwhile they can dye their hair pink and buy all the frilly clothes and makeup and chope their cock off and get implants and a neovagina and still look manlier than the butchest of dykes, by simple virtue of being men.
It's a bit like that Roald Dahl quote about how nice people can have ugly physical traits and still be recognizibly nice because their niceness shines through. Trannies can adopt all the aesthetic signifiers of femininity but their maleness shines through.
It's been repeated a million times to the point of being a meme, but I genuinely and sincerely believe it's the ultimate ugly truth that motivates their every action: they will never be women.
(*I'm assuming you're a woman but I might just be misreading lol)
I wonder what Kevin's life is going to be like at Penny's parents' house.
Is he still going to be full goblin mode? Will there even be space for him to have a designated NEET hole? How do they feel about the stench of pot and AmHole? What will their reaction be to him spending hundreds a month on things that are virtually identical to shit he already owns?
I wonder what Kevin's life is going to be like at Penny's parents' house.
Is he still going to be full goblin mode? Will there even be space for him to have a designated NEET hole? How do they feel about the stench of pot and AmHole? What will their reaction be to him spending hundreds a month on things that are virtually identical to shit he already owns?
The scent of amhole carried on the wind
Stings my face into remembering
Starved alpaca from food abstained
Cruel nature has won again
Tenacious Ranch's caved in tarp graves
Still hold the souls of transmasc slaves
Even now, 80 years later
Cruel nature, cruel, cruel nature
Discarded transformers in plastic bins
The place the tranchers wrought their sins
Alpaca bones jutting out
Cracked like teeth in Penny's mouth
In Colorado I hear the wind
Say, cruel nature has won again.
The bitter wind turns the wasteland blue
Y W N B A W.
Today’s post is unfulfilling and short (but longer than yesterday’s), and I wouldn’t even be making it if I didn’t do these daily. It’s a force of habit.
Last night, he was playing some more of that Pokémon video game. [A]
He was awake oddly early today, tweeting at 7:30 am his time. Also, I don’t know if this is actually what lesbians do, or if it’s just what troons do. [A]
Needless Kevin filler content [A]
It seems that he’s been going on a lot of errands with (probably) Penny recently. Today, he went to a flea market (I’m a bit jealous, I love flea markets). Of course he bought a toy (but probably at a more reasonable price than the other shit he buys). [A]
I don’t doubt he didn’t mean to do that, he’s Kevin and clueless. [A]
And the daily toy unboxing began. [A]
I mean I guess the fact that it turns into a little ball thing is kinda cool.
Unboxing more shit [A]
Now, I have a question that I have refrained from asking because I know it’s probably stupid, but I really have to know: How does one know how to turn the Transformer into the car? I assume there’s instructions or something but do you just fold the body parts until it becomes the car??? And what is the appeal of this? Obviously they’re toys for children to play with, and adults like to collect transformers but what do you DO with them? As an adult, do you just put them on a shelf and flex on other people? I know that Kevin buys and hoards them to satiate his need for consumerism and to be a manchild, but I am asking about actual functioning members of society. Do you actually do the car to transformer thing when you’re bored? Do you put them in the Barbie dreamhouse to live a luxury life? I HAVE to know. Humbert Humbert is lacking in the this department.
Edited to fix images
Now, I have a question that I have refrained from asking because I know it’s probably stupid, but I really have to know: How does one know how to turn the Transformer into the car? I assume there’s instructions or something but do you just fold the body parts until it becomes the car??? And what is the appeal of this? Obviously they’re toys for children to play with, and adults like to collect transformers but what do you DO with them? As an adult, do you just put them on a shelf and flex on other people? I know that Kevin buys and hoards them to satiate his need for consumerism and to be a manchild, but I am asking about actual functioning members of society. Do you actually do the car to transformer thing when you’re bored? Do you put them in the Barbie dreamhouse to live a luxury life? I HAVE to know. Humbert Humbert is lacking in the this department.
Edited to fix images
Now, I have a question that I have refrained from asking because I know it’s probably stupid, but I really have to know: How does one know how to turn the Transformer into the car? I assume there’s instructions or something but do you just fold the body parts until it becomes the car??? And what is the appeal of this?
. Gee, shame life treated him so bad, shame he had to leave every time things got rough and not work on anything.
