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I've counted 3, THREE, people in all these pics that have been posted of people who put effort into looking female.

Everyone else legit just doesn't, they look unhinged, what the fuck
 
Keffals thinks being some tranny debate bro is going to grow his audience when it almost entirely just results with the people he is trying to get to debate telling him to fuck off and humiliating him more on twitter.
He tries to go after the lowest possible hanging fruit and still comes out looking like the loser.
In only six months Lucas went from being hot shit too such ice-cold piss that even tankies won't talk to him.
 
The entire point of the trans movement is to gaslight you into thinking these ugly women men are attractive women that you want to have sex with.
FTFY
holy mother of God dude, I have been wheeze-laughing for almost 15 minutes over here. I'm literally in tears.

How the fuck do these freak show clown cockknobs expect us to buy into this shit??

NONE OF YOU FUCK-UGLY DUDES LOOK LIKE CHICKS, YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES. YOU LOOK LIKE MENTALLY ILL GOBLIN-MEN, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE.
 
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The last thing a week-old cheeto puff sees in its existence after being unearthed from under the bed.
 
Keffals decided to use Holocaust Remembrance Day to make crude jokes including Hitler.
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'Not joining the call= Stalin worse than Hitler'...
Keffals might end up getting the 'Ye' Treatment real soon.

Especially if you include Keffals chat history from Enpanada's Twitch chat
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Keffals decided to use Holocaust Remembrance Day to make crude jokes including Hitler.
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'Not joining the call= Stalin worse than Hitler'...
Keffals might end up getting the 'Ye' Treatment real soon.

Especially if you include Keffals chat history from Enpanada's Twitch chat
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What's your guess ?
Alcohol or Happy pills ?
I take all bets.
 
Here. I’ll debate kiffuls about communism

You robbed the treasury after the kicked you out of the party you fat retard, a total fasco-capitalist move
With an introduction like that, keffals would ragequit and call you transphobic, then pretend they were swatted by kiwifarms and get more money via crowdfunding.
 
On a side note, I tuned in to his stream and he is talking to the biggest sperg on the planet. Towards the start the guy he's talking to (the maya guy, right?) asks what books Keffals has read to form his view on communism, Keffals says "all of them", the other guy asks for clarification and he just completely ignores the question. after that they started arguing about the definition of ethnic cleansing for like an hour and I tuned out because it's so boring there is nothing to clip or even commentate on
I took one for the team. Turns out you missed the good part.



1:53:10 to 2:04:00 of the VOD: "Interestingly my ex decided to go after me on twitter, which was really uncomfortable."

"It's weird because she's really not smart. She's really really really fucking dumb."

"It's really unfortunate because like, if she was smart she would not get into public beef with me, because, y'know, all of the people who hate her are going to turn this into content."

He then goes into some rambling about how he got turfed by the communist party, he was getting dunked on by twitter, he got into her DMs and somehow they ended up dating?? :story:

"Was it 2021 or 2020 when COVID started? I don't know why I can't remember this." :story:

"Why would you hate farm your ex for clout? That's fucking strange."

"One of our last conversations was her saying 'What do you know about marxism-leninism' to be honest, and I said, 'I know more than you because unlike you, I was actually in a communist party and you're a fucking larper'. And I think that was like the last conversation we ever had."

One can hardly blame the ex for bailing.

The ex's tweet:

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Luke gets dunked on in the replies pretty hard.

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More sperging from the ex and assorted simps in the replies.
 
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I took one for the team. Turns out you missed the good part.

1:53:10 to 2:04:00 of the VOD: "Interestingly my ex decided to go after me on twitter, which was really uncomfortable."

"It's weird because she's really not smart. She's really really really fucking dumb."

"It's really unfortunate because like, if she was smart she would not get into public beef with me, because, y'know, all of the people who hate her are going to turn this into content."

He then goes into some rambling about how he got turfed by the communist party, he was getting dunked on by twitter, he got into her DMs and somehow they ended up dating?? :story:

"Was it 2021 or 2020 when COVID started? I don't know why I can't remember this." :story:

"Why would you hate farm your ex for clout? That's fucking strange."

"One of our last conversations was her saying 'What do you know about marxism-leninism' to be honest, and I said, 'I know more than you because unlike you, I was actually in a communist party and you're a fucking larper'. And I think that was like the last conversation we ever had."

One can hardly blame the ex for bailing.

The ex's tweet:

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Luke gets dunked on in the replies pretty hard.

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More sperging from the ex and assorted simps in the replies.
You missed out where Keffals calls her their ex but then reveals that they've never actually met in person!
They were going to meet for the first time when Keffals bought a train ticket to America but then COVID happened and it put a halt to that.
Keffals uses these terms "ex" and "dating" for someone they've never actually met, I'd just call that being flirty over the Internet but what the hell do I know? Can you even date someone if you don't go on physical dates?

Also Keffals revealed that we can blame Mel for introducing them to Twitch in early 2020 in the first place, everything that happened afterwards is a result of this disastrous mistake.
What's your guess ?
Alcohol or Happy pills ?
I take all bets.
I meant Kanye West treatment as in have all their business connections and shit nuked within 72 hours of being somewhat antisemitic, not Mossad going Hillary Clinton on their ass and them somehow committing suicide by shooting themself in the back of the head twice.
However Keffals from what I've see doesn't drink nearly enough to die from liver failure as they usually just nurse 1 Martini for 3+ hours
Somewhat like that guy from Billy Joel's 'Piano Man'
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Sigh, BadEmpanada just put out another 'Keffals Lies Again' video. This one is about the Holodomor.


"Talentless unemployable lying snake!" was funny. He basically has a mental breakdown in this one.
Now he's pinned an ultimatum to the video. "Admit you lied or else I'll just keep making more videos and giving you attention!!!"

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It's astounding how stupid these people are.
 
Now he's pinned an ultimatum to the video. "Admit you lied or else I'll just keep making more videos and giving you attention!!!"

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It's astounding how stupid these people are.
Does he not know that being sent litigation with threats of a lawsuit wasn't enough to get Keffals to admit he lied about anything? BE has made four videos about him in less than a week, you really only have to deboonk this retard once and move on with your life. I guess the amount of ad revenue he gets off his 10k view videos is worth more than letting him flail for attention, but Keffals will be doing the same for as long as this feud continues and everyone left in his audience will lap it up no matter what.
 
Does he not know that being sent litigation with threats of a lawsuit wasn't enough to get Keffals to admit he lied about anything? BE has made four videos about him in less than a week, you really only have to deboonk this retard once and move on with your life. I guess the amount of ad revenue he gets off his 10k view videos is worth more than letting him flail for attention, but Keffals will be doing the same for as long as this feud continues and everyone left in his audience will lap it up no matter what.
I get the impression that he's legitimately shocked that a fellow communist would lie so brazenly, especially one of his troon betters. Being a pussy this is the only way he knows to fight back.
 
You missed out where Keffals calls her their ex but then reveals that they've never actually met in person!
They were going to meet for the first time when Keffals bought a train ticket to America but then COVID happened and it put a halt to that.
Keffals uses these terms "ex" and "dating" for someone they've never actually met, I'd just call that being flirty over the Internet but what the hell do I know? Can you even date someone if you don't go on physical dates?
Lucas is terminally online, which is a serious disease. People who are terminally online think that you can date someone without meeting them through text and videochat.
 
What's your guess ?
Alcohol or Happy pills ?
I take all bets.
Maaan, I want to say K due to the way he acts all the time. He's just so subdued as if he's being controlled one foot away off screen by a nerd holding a giant rc car remote.

Though knowing he has the gofundme money, I would bet uppers and downers. He just seems so zonked all the time.
"Why would you hate farm your ex for clout? That's fucking strange."
Pot to kettle, come in kettle...
 
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