Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Fried Egg]

 

[Grandmas Secret]

How long will it take for Tammy to remarry? I give it a year.

if we live in the good universe her new husband will continue the cooking channel and take it in a new, equally horrid direction.

 

[Frog Man]

Rip Jack. I dipped on reading because the strokes took away the lolcow he once was to me. It's finally time to hit the ol dusty trail jack. Thanks for making an ass of yourself for us over the years.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Im iffy on whether he has life insurance. He is not employed, so he would not be on some plan that an employer would include in a benefits package for free or low-cost. So tammy would have to seek one out and voluntarily pay for it. And those types of plans will look at your health and either deny you or charge accordingly. On the other hand, werent they selling insurance for a while? So maybe they found a way to make it happen. But i think it would have been really expensive unless they were scamming the company or the company was scamming them.

 

[Takodachi]

I hope he makes it.
Jack is one of the few cows who are fun to watch, no retarded drama or any other kind of faggotry attached. Just old plain fun.

 

[Dave.]

I’ve been watching Jack on the go and by the far the part I got the most angry at was when he was at Applebee’s and he was harassing a waitress there because he miscounted the strips of bacon on his cheeseburger. Is he really that big of a glutton that having one inch less of bacon on his dish is enough for him to get pissy?

I would not be shocked if he didn’t tip the waitress just because of that alone.

 

[Pig Cups]

Even if this motherfucker lives, as much as I want him to come back and pretend he didnt have a heart attack, his stupid channel is done.
"Hey Im jack scalfani and Im a human garbage disposal Ive had two heart attacks and Im about to eat the Whataburger triple double, three patties, two slices of cheese, and bacon! come on in close!"

You’re being awfully gratuitous in thinking he wouldn’t do that. I can’t rule it out completely because of that fucking post-stroke Arby’s video.

The man is disgusting and shameless.

This is like a GG Alin of cooking and eating.

Maybe Jack could be buried like GG Allin…

-Allin’s corpse wasn’t washed of the feces and vomit before being casketed. With Jack, they could just refrain from washing off the bacon grease.

-Allin’s mourners filled the coffin with booze and drugs (even placing some in his mouth). With Jack, they could do the same, but it’d be with bloody and undercooked foods.

-Allin’s brother placed a Walkman (containing an Allin album) and headphones on the corpse. With Jack, they could simply enclose his incorrectly-colored MACKBOOK, opened to CWJ/JOTG on auto play.

 

[Mr. Donuts]

Here's hoping Ja/ck/ survives.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Im iffy on whether he has life insurance. He is not employed, so he would not be on some plan that an employer would include in a benefits package for free or low-cost. So tammy would have to seek one out and voluntarily pay for it. And those types of plans will look at your health and either deny you or charge accordingly. On the other hand, werent they selling insurance for a while? So maybe they found a way to make it happen. But i think it would have been really expensive unless they were scamming the company or the company was scamming them.

They joined some MLM insurance broker scam in order to get term life insurance a few years back. One of those things that run rampant through fundie white people churches. Of course they put minimal effort into this beyond getting their own fat uninsurable asses covered.

Im guessing that whoever is at the top of the maze of policy issuing entities, that there are a bunch of gotchas that make is well protected by various clauses and stop loss / reinsurance on their end of things. I doubt that Tammy is going to get much out of Jack unless they had decent whole life plans from when they first got married and Jack wasn’t such a ridiculously uninsurable eyesore.


I got myself covered by a few whole and term plans independent from my employer sponsored plans at age 30. I’m in better shape now than at 30 with no preexisting conditions, but the difference between obtaining my policies at 30 versus what I was quoted just a few years later was shocking to the point that I’d be better off self insuring by tossing my premiums into the stock market. The only way I’d benefit from those plans bought after age 30 would be if I was withholding info from the insurance companies and died early, which would then result in a disqualification from settlement anyways. In any event, I’m worth a lot of money dead, so my wife knows nothing of my policies beyond employer sponsored ones (which are considerable in their own right ). We have all seen Jack’s approach to life planning and money management so it’s safe to assume that his life insurance planning is minimal unless Tamhog’s parents took a policy out on Jack for Tammy’s benefit. That would be smart and consistent with their financial savvyness.

 

[Slur Generator]

I've been binge watching reaction videos to his cooking. He is hilariously incompetent. Hope he pulls through.

 

[Morbidly A Beast]

Is he dead yet?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

He’s alive.

 

[fedoralordjish]

what a champ

 

[biggacracka]

He’s alive.

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I feel bad that I'm disappointed
I try to wish no harm on people but seeing Jack croak was an entertaining idea

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

He’s alive.

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>suffer heart attack the day before
>already thinking of more slop he's gonna eat on his death bed
never change Jack

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He’s alive.

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Haha he is amazing. Just survived a heartattack....works with his upcoming gluttony tour.

Thats our boy! Proud of ya Jack!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Apparently the wendigo's work isn't done.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

He’s alive.

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Somewhere out there is an undercooked chicken he hasn't eaten yet.

God truly gives his toughest battles to his strongest believers.

 

[salmonellajack]

Wtf

 

[Tiresome]

The Wendigo perseveres. There are still fleshmeats to consume. The dark hunger continues.