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Some new wern lunacy.
Lol, red flag to any woman.
Huh??
Lol, red flag to any woman.
Huh??
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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iirc county fairs have (for literally thousands of years) cost the general public little to nothing to attend, sometimes a minimal fee is to pay for the venue itself or a flat tax on using a space owned by the local government. the cost is typically supported by the merchants that hope to sell goods during the fair event. it was a cheap way for foreign merchants to sell to locals and make deals and buy from locals to trade back to wherever they came from.
what on earth is he even trying to get across? why not just say "bar" or "tavern" since i think he's alluding to a cover charge or something for a club (not even touching on "saving for 15 years" or the brain dead take on Peterson or Tate).
what on earth is he even trying to get across? why not just say "bar" or "tavern" since i think he's alluding to a cover charge or something for a club (not even touching on "saving for 15 years" or the brain dead take on Peterson or Tate).
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WonderWino
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How lucas thinks his buying a drink for a zoomer bae and then 'having a conversation' with her will go:
How it will actually go as soon as she takes one look at him, rejects him and points out he's a creep that needs to shower:
Quickly followed by:
Also did he seriously just low key call himself a 'dirty ole goblin?' Well he's not wrong about that for once
Stinkyboy
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He’s already banned from everything near him, isn’t he? Where’s he buying dtinks?
Zoomer baes dont hang out in the forest looking for yon incel goblin with thunderbird
Zoomer baes dont hang out in the forest looking for yon incel goblin with thunderbird
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Not to mention, the cow is broke. Maybe not as broke as he was when he was in the nursing home, but he has very little money. Probably cannot afford to buy a zoomer bae a drink at Bistangos. Notice the cow has not had a restaurant meal to show off in some time. Those greedy bigots at his apartment take most of his tugboat for rent! Housing is a human right and Lucas should not have to pay rent!
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Bingo. Lucas loves to make plans for things that he thinks makes him look good, but will never happen. Then, he'll fixate on the things supposedly stopping him from doing those things (that are all imaginary or easily fixed with minimal effort).
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I enjoyed the whole meet women at bars thing that Lucas was moooing about for a while. Lower Post street has or had a thriving age gap dating scene. He even had people on the streets whisper and mumble to him "Lower Post Street". Bistangos, the Volstead Act, Jimmy Zs. Lots of age gap love there. Lucas did not have an ID, nor could he afford to get one, so, he was prohibited from stepping foot in any of those places. Then, he sort of quit talking about it. The ID was stopping him and an ID is tough, very tough to get. You know what he's saying?
Sort of like when he claimed to be wanting to work. For a while he couldn't work until he got his shoes and glasses. He never ever got glasses again, even though he has poor vision. The cow just thinks he looks good saying this shit. But he doesn't. He looks like a man who can't get an ID or an eye doctor appointment. As for the ID, as has been pointed out. If that was true, that is just a thing bars do to keep hobos and ragmen out of their establishments.
WonderWino
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Speaking of things that would never have happened, I wonder what would have happened if lucas had somehow managed to complete whatever GED style program SCC stuck him into when he was in college and, just to fuck with him because he pissed so many people off, his classmates somehow arranged for him to be named valedictorian during graduation, just so they could laugh at him, only to have lucas's ego expand exponentially and his greed and narcissism get the better of him. He'd be told to deliver a speech of course, and this would inevitably spiral off into some barely coherent gibberish a few sentences in. Lucas getting weird looks and laughed at by the zoomer baes in the audience during the speech could have led him to spaz out mid speech and start going on about how all the female students are bigot agephobes who won't date him because he's a poor student with an EBT card and no car or credit card cause of all the evil kiwi farmers on the internet who keep telling everyone he's a pedo, and wigging out until security has to be called to remove him from the stage, probably screaming at said security and anyone else in earshot that they're all bigot republican trump supporters for doing this to him
It would be truly a graduation to remember and would probably land him on the news again. No way he'd ever be allowed on campus property again after an incident like that either
Every time I hear about lucas's post street and local bar obsession where he thinks all the hot zoomer baes into obese 40 year old hobos hang out it immediately reminds me of that conversation homer simpson had with hank scorpio about hammocks:Da Dude123 said:
Hobo: Lucas I need to find me a slutty young zoomer bae that likes creepy old guys like me
Lucas: Zoomer bae? Thats my idea! Buddy there are four places: Bistangos - thats on lower post street, the volstead act, thats on post street too....jimmy z's...thats on post street, you got the alley behind the liquor store where all the teen girls hang out trying to get old men to buy them alcohol - thats on pos-come to think of it they're all on lower post street, its the age gap club scene...
Hobo: You mean the age gap district?
Lucas: Yes. I'll buy you a steak if you bring me along, introduce me to a young ovulator and then leave so we can talk in private....
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probably halitosis and/or a bacterial infection of some kind
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The Age Gap District was one of the last great arcs in Wernology. Lucas has a history of being 86'd from bars and clubs for inappropriate behavior, which he kindly documented in angry social media posts. Sadly, he moved on from the Age Gap District before the pay off.
It sounds like he is again entertaining the idea of finding his smart pretty interesting zoomer girl at a bar. Could he be rousing from his torpor, soon to grace us with new content?
WonderWino
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Too bad the adopt a highway program doesn't extend to local streets. Arranging post street to have a few signs put up that read lucas werner memorial age gap district would be hilarious, especially when lucas inevitably came across one. Even if his name was excluded he'd spaz out like a conspiracy nut the moment he saw it and you just know he couldn't resist making a screeching video about it
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The reeeeeing would be off the scales
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One would hope Lucas returns to form and provides something new for us, but I feel his health may be too far gone for him to do much more than sit in his apartment, eat and post on his SM.
Although it’s not confirmed, I have a notion that dialysis is probably now a permanent part of his care. Combine this with the fact he is clearly still eating like shit, in both quality and quantity, he is probably on his last legs. Even if he went off his psych meds I don’t know if he could muster the energy to go on crazy rants in the streets. At best, we can hope if he goes off the rails again, we get some entertaining SM posts.
It’s sad really. The farms just doesn’t feel the same without Lucas melting down or plotting ridiculous schemes on the regular. He was a such content machine for so many years.
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Snagged this one from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. What a stupid post. A man could create an only fans if he wanted to. Most of the only fans thots, the bitches and thots, they probably barely make anything. Let alone, enough to pay their living expenses. The reason is that there is tons of free porn on the Internet, which is way better quality than what most OF thots are selling.
The dumb cow is saying that only fans represents the economy as a whole. Would be funny as hell if the cow tried to start an only fans. Can you imagine the Islamic content that would be released on that?
The dumb cow is saying that only fans represents the economy as a whole. Would be funny as hell if the cow tried to start an only fans. Can you imagine the Islamic content that would be released on that?
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This is funny for a lot of reasons, first of all I promise I won't go into econ sperging too hard, but I can't promise this won't be too short a post.
OF is kinda fucked up, the whole porn industry is, and imho quite exploitative esp of women (shockingly enough they have harder time finding decent male talent so if you make it as a guy you're pretty set)
Now almost everyone on OF fucks their lives up for nothing. The stats don't lie the top 400 or so girls bring in like 80% of all the money. So you random gf showing your butthole of for 23 guys at 8 dollars a month, don't forget you did that when you can't get a teaching job, or husband, or TS clearance etc. I'm not going to moral fag but we do know this stuff comes back and has stigma. Let's be real if you want to debate if that's good bad, that's for another thread. As of now and the foreseeable future it will be one. It's akin to robbing a 7-11 and getting a record. Sure you copped 500 bucks, but look what haunts you.
Clearly Lucas is into porn, and pretty violent stuff, at that. For a feminist, he sure doesn't mind some poor 3rd world girl is getting a linebacker sized fist shoved in her ass hole for a mere 1200 bucks a shoot if he can fire a load into his sock.
OF much like porn has a lot of sex slavery, fun fact since Lucas amazing of all hasn't tried to be into "current hip thing" on this topic two MAJOR nations of sex slave cam girls and porn (and hookers) are Ukraine and Russia. While I'm on my coffee bender rant I just wanted to say I'm thankful he's kept his retard takes out of that aspect of geopoltics. Granted dead slavs don't matter to Lucas, unless you're sending the 4 year old refugee girls to him and he gets their welfare check. I'm just shocked since he's always trying to be hip to the young zoomers he's not thrown some love to either side.
Now I think I covered enough about the shady side of porn, and funny how Lucas finds legit slaves and terrible life choices not being as open for men as women bad. It's like when hyper feminists stop their demands of equal when a mine says they need someone to go down 300 feet and start swinging a pick axe for coal. Sorry guys, we aren't as commonly abused in this sense.
Now, I don't support any thots, OF porn etc. If you do, that's cool. I am not trying to get into moral fagging, but I will say there's no way guys do OF? What about gays Lucas? feggits like naked men. Straight women like naked men too. Also bi people. I'm sure while it's a niche and I sure as fuck am not googling, there's gotta be gay OF. Hell CobraJFS plans to open one. I'm sure the economic status is the same, there's probably a ton of just avg joes with 85 IQs thinking they will be pro sports rich jerking off in front of their iphone. But much like girls probably only the top few really bring cash in.
Now while I've always been open about my political standings and feel taxes are thefts. Lucas lives off taxes. OF and escorting, are FAMOUS for cheating taxes. Lucas, those girls who finger blast themseves aren't putting food on your plate. Belle Delphine is rich (she's UK but only one I can name forgive me for not being a coomer) and not giving you your royal tithe, I the normal person working 40 + hours a week pay for you. Lucas sure doesn't seem to mind people cheating taxes if he can cum to them and he still gets his check. The thot audit was a total riot, and over all all net based shit streaming (like twitch etc) are really able to skirt taxes (it's easy AF to file but so many don't as we've seen word to DSP) we've got to catch up and enforce personally, I think aside weaponized auditing, going after streamers and shit was part of why they wanted to expand the IRS. But again, I'm on a coffee fueled rant so, I'm probably semi on topic.
Lastly, in any shape of an economy, barriers of entry and doing well will exist. People good in medicine will be doctors, tall people will play basket ball etc.
Honestly, I think Lucas is just mad he can't get rich jerking off all day, because well aside toasterbortions, that's all he does. He eats a lot because, he's fat. Lastly the sprouts and hot dogs, was the least worst thing he's made. To me it screams a white trash BBQ when you still got some sprouts but ran out of bacon. I happen to love sprouts little EVOO salt and broiled up. Yeah some meat would work.
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I think its more simple than that.
I think its "Lucas likes porn, and Lucas doesn't know how the economy (or anything) works"
I think its "Lucas likes porn, and Lucas doesn't know how the economy (or anything) works"
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Careful Lucas, "I wish I had feemale privilege" is the first step on the road to Stinkditch Farms. But the kidney failure will probably get him before the nascent AGP does.
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I don't think Lucas would ever troon out, he's too lazy and sees himself as manly as John Wayne.
Now, about his idea of female privlage, it's his own insane, self brag. Again, @Fanatical Pragmatist summed up, well I probably was on a coffee fueled rant (this isn't new to anyone in this thread) but he does say/do/think things and doesn't know why but there's a hidden reason.
For Lucas who's plenty good mind you, heir to the elk kingdom, inventor of clock punk soon to be rich board game maker etc. Lucas sees women as lucky and privileged as they could.. have Lucas. He's so ego filled, he really thinks there's a 15 year old girl out there, top of her class, leading the cheerleader squad, speaks French Latin and English, and she... could you know, become a doctor and cure cancer but why? She has the female privilege, of ... dating Lucas Werner.
One of Dr. Nigga Luke's copes is how egotistical he is. So really he thinks girls are on easy street since, women could date someone like him or better. Him.
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