🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[HatredOfScissors]

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Where’s Cokeski & the Fat Man? Are the only streaming options really RandBot, Jarbo, & Axle?

 

[AltisticRight]

What the fuck how is this real jfgejjfhsjgnfgw

 

[Null]

Midnight Runner.swf (loop, anime, Kannagi)

Mind is willing, soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the draw into the fire
Anything to bring it on home
Bring it on home

Run May, Run! The power of anime compels you.


edit: song for fp

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

Midnight Runner.swf (loop, anime, Kannagi)

Mind is willing, soul remains
This woman cannot be saved
From the draw into the fire
Anything to bring it on home
Bring it on home

Run May, Run! The power of anime compels you.

>claims to hate anime
>makes deep lore references to anime constantly

Nigga, I’m neutral on anime and I don’t know 1/1000th of what you know about it. Some might call you a fan.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Not even the end of the first month of the new year and already Pantsu may have left Ralph and taken the baby with her. The year of the Rabbit is going to be a good year for us in regards to Ralphamale content I feel.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

As if things couldn't be worse for Ralph, I just realized that probably all of their checked luggage, which likely includes a ton of Ralph's wigger-wear bullshit, is going to be left sitting in a baggage claim in Europe now.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Inside you there are two gunts...

 

[Null]

Nigga, I’m neutral on anime and I don’t know 1/1000th of what you know about it. Some might call you a fan.

I was on 4chan in the late 2000s, give me a break. That's a flash animation from /swf/

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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Inside you there are two gunts...

I hope a lot of passengers were taking pics of Ralph as he was dragged off the plane.

 

[The Wokest]

That's a flash animation from /swf/

the important part is not the anime is that you are so cheap when it comes to bandwidth that you linked a flash player that can't even be embedded instead of uploading that same video as a webm

Edit:
jesus christ is only 2 MB

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

She really IS starting to look like her dear sweet pig pa.
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I know it sort of pales in comparison to the rest of what’s going on, but trying to flex with a Jeep-brand stroller is hilarious. That stroller is currently listed for $170 from Target, and while I’m sure it’s better than whatever cheap piece of shit they were using before that, it’s still low-end for a proper stroller. If Ralph wanted to show off a real stroller, he’d be rolling up with an Uppababy Vista instead of all-plastic crap.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Holy shit! I didn't expect the 'flight of the broodmare" arc for at least 6 months!

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I know it sort of pales in comparison to the rest of what’s going on, but trying to flex with a Jeep-brand stroller is hilarious. That stroller is currently listed for $170 from Target, and while I’m sure it’s better than whatever cheap piece of shit they were using before that, it’s still low-end for a proper stroller. If Ralph wanted to show off a real stroller, he’d be rolling up with an Uppababy Vista instead of all-plastic crap.

They couldn't even bother to buy a head rest for her so her head was not off to the side like that. White trash do zero research into what they buy, they just buy name brands like pajeets and niggers to peacock to others.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Hey Ralph, since you’re a fan of substances, I’ve heard that there’s a potion you can drink that will make all your troubles and misery go away for good. It’s called bleach.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I know it sort of pales in comparison to the rest of what’s going on, but trying to flex with a Jeep-brand stroller is hilarious. That stroller is currently listed for $170 from Target, and while I’m sure it’s better than whatever cheap piece of shit they were using before that, it’s still low-end for a proper stroller.

This. It’s like dressing your baby in Goodwill donations then flexing when you buy her a REAL Hanes onesie, right out of the gas station package. He has no idea how many people are pointing and laughing at him over this shit.

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

>claims to hate anime
>makes deep lore references to anime constantly

Nigga, I’m neutral on anime and I don’t know 1/1000th of what you know about it. Some might call you a fan.

We all know he's a closet ultra weeb. "I was a site admin for the weebiest site there is: a nip style imageboard. But I hate animoo". Sure, sure. Your closet door is a screen door. Or as your kind would say "Desu, OwO".

You know where a good safe place for meigh to go? Serbia. I heard there's an alpha trad e-celeb that wants a family.

 

[free_protons4u]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619768177508118530?cxt=HHwWhMDT7eqkyfosAAAA

"LOOK AT THIS BIG DUMB FAGGOT ACTING LIKE A FATHER AND CARING FOR HIS FAMILY, COULDN'T BE ME!"

This looks like JFK airport

 

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[Obscura539]

Holy fuck he looks like shit.