Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Takodachi]

I woulda loved to be a fly on that flight. I'm morbidly curious about what was the straw that broke the horse's back.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I woulda loved to be a fly on that flight. I'm morbidly curious about what was the straw that broke the horse's back.

Here's my guess

Spoiler: Speculation

Meigh is pregnant again. Ralph was sloppy drunk. Hormones+Conflicted feelings about the family feud = absconding whore wife

or

Meigh is talking to men on discord as she has been for the last decade, Jealous controlling ralph caught her in one of these exchanges.

 

[Beautiful Havoc]

The entire marriage lasted Ye24 days lmao. This man has never changed and will continue to be a deadbeat

 

[Little i Internet]

Podawful is far worse than Kinochet

Pretty bold opinion there, bit of a race to the bottom really.

 

[Shush]

My guess is that she fled to Mexico willingly, but since getting there and being isolated from her family has recognised her mistake. Yet, it's at that exact moment when fleeing will be most difficult because of your location. Even the RalphaMania trip may have been difficult to leave during, owing to the proximity to Rochester and having a small child with her...

What's the one thing that's changed recently that the full consequences of hadn't yet been felt at Ralphamania? Harry cut off the credit card.

My bet is the repercussions from that are what finally caused Amanda to act, which means his finances are probably worse than what is even speculated here. Reminder, he was acting as if he was financially crippled by the loss of the merch (1-2k tops) and has been begging all week to cover the cost of flying to Rome.

 

[Bloodypinky]

The only reason I care whether this is true is so I can hear Josh's reaction.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

isn't Ralph just a lovely, wholesome man? I'm pretty sure every woman loves to be called a "whore" who he used for the sole purpose of breeding and got married to just spite a rotund forum owner. Also, I can't wait for the new comic strips by @FiveStarAce depicting this arc.
They are going to be guntilicious

 

[Alex Krycek]

Enjoy getting your teeth kicked out by random Wops or Dan.

Salud Pantsu. Hope your kid doesn’t have Down’s Syndrome.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

SOON

 

[Product Placement]

My guess Ralph got hungry and ate all the baby's food

 

[Tiger Jack]

Hilarious that Ralph's first move is always blackmail, until Vito the Pedo makes him reel it back in. What a guy.

He has the uncanny ability to always suck the energy out of every room he’s in.

 

[RougeRed]

I don't follow Ralph's thread, but being pinned on the front page always gets my attention. Could we get a brief summary of what happened for us out-of-the-loopers?

 

[Naoto]

Hope this is real, HAHAHA.

 

[Action Orange]

Very niggardly and Jerry Springer esque. Like even moreso than usual.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

January has sucked for me but this is turning out to be one of the greatest ways to close out the month. Thank you, Ralph and Meigh, you two never fail to disappoint me with your bullshit.

 

[DHugo]

Everyone thought Josh lost his "Amanda won't be married by the end of 2023" prediction when she got married. I can already hear how he giggles about it next stream.

 

[Cad an Hell]

I don't follow Ralph's thread, but being pinned on the front page always gets my attention. Could we get a brief summary of what happened for us out-of-the-loopers?

Ralph attacked his wife's sister which caused a falling out between them and in the in-laws (Harry).

Harry has been dropping dope info on Ralph including also selling a lot of Ralph's property that he left at Harry's house.

Ralphamania happens. Ralph gets served court documents. Vickers is taking him to court for breaking his restraining order. Ralph says he can't afford a lawyer and is ordered to file a financial declaration by the judge.

At this time Ralph is multiple days into a drinking bender ( which is still on going, something like 8 days straight)

Harry is going to do an interview with Stardust ( a really boring streaming ) about the drama while Ralph is traveling to Rome with May.

Ethan melts down. Tweets blackmail threats and also tweets where he says Mays sister sucked his dick. After boarding their flight in JFK to Rome they get into an argument and are removed from the plane by police ( Ralph says there are no charges ) and then May bolts with the kid.

Ethan spergs on twitter at May and says he will release tapes if she wants to play games.

*we are now here*

 

[Alex Krycek]

Ralph attacked his wife's sister which caused a falling out between them and in the in-laws (Harry).

Harry has been dropping dope info on Ralph including also selling a lot of Ralph's property that he left at Harry's house.

Ralphamania happens. Ralph gets served court documents. Vickers is taking him to court for breaking his restraining order. Ralph says he can't afford a lawyer and is ordered to file a financial declaration by the judge.

At this time Ralph is multiple days into a drinking bender ( which is still on going, something like 8 days straight)

Harry is going to do an interview with Stardust ( a really boring streaming ) about the drama while Ralph is traveling to Rome with May.

Ethan melts down. Tweets blackmail threats and also tweets where he says Mays sister sucked his dick. After boarding their flight in JFK to Rome they get into an argument and are removed from the plane by police ( Ralph says there are no charges ) and then May bolts with the kid.

Ethan spergs on twitter at May and says he will release tapes if she wants to play games.

*we are now here*

No matter who wins so do we.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

What the fuck is even happening at this point. I follow this guy tangentially but did this guy really get cucked by hjis own wife?

 

[Alex Krycek]

What the fuck is even happening at this point. I follow this guy tangentially but did this guy really get cucked by hjis own wife?

He’s cucked by life.