Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Quintus]

Everyone thought Josh lost his "Amanda won't be married by the end of 2023" prediction when she got married. I can already hear how he giggles about it next stream.

I guess she could get married again before the end of the year. Not likely though. I doubt even Josh could predict this shit wouldn't last a month. I personally thought she would stick around for the honeymoon at least. The real question remains. How long until Ralph is dead?

 

[Chiri]

Here's my guess

Spoiler: Speculation

Meigh is pregnant again. Ralph was sloppy drunk. Hormones+Conflicted feelings about the family feud = absconding whore wife

or

Meigh is talking to men on discord as she has been for the last decade, Jealous controlling ralph caught her in one of these exchanges.

I prefer the theory that him getting booted from a Delta flight to Rome is what finally made her leave. Just because it'd be yet another instance of Ralph creating problems by being an unbelievably belligerent retard.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralph attacked his wife's sister which caused a falling out between them and in the in-laws (Harry).

Harry has been dropping dope info on Ralph including also selling a lot of Ralph's property that he left at Harry's house.

Ralphamania happens. Ralph gets served court documents. Vickers is taking him to court for breaking his restraining order. Ralph says he can't afford a lawyer and is ordered to file a financial declaration by the judge.

At this time Ralph is multiple days into a drinking bender ( which is still on going, something like 8 days straight)

Harry is going to do an interview with Stardust ( a really boring streaming ) about the drama while Ralph is traveling to Rome with May.

Ethan melts down. Tweets blackmail threats and also tweets where he says Mays sister sucked his dick. After boarding their flight in JFK to Rome they get into an argument and are removed from the plane by police ( Ralph says there are no charges ) and then May bolts with the kid.

Ethan spergs on twitter at May and says he will release tapes if she wants to play games.

*we are now here*

You forgot that Harry canceled May's phone and revoked her access from his credit card.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I guess she could get married again before the end of the year. Not likely though. I doubt even Josh could predict this shit wouldn't last a month. I personally thought she would stick around for the honeymoon at least. The real question remains. How long until Ralph is dead?

Until he puts a bullet in his brain (10 months-2 years)

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

He’s cucked by life.

Thats well understood but what new dimension is this happening to this time? There has to be some sort of upper limit of physics that this happens too.

 

[Colonel Slanders]

Maybe it finally set in that she's married this greasy fat fuck and that she's going to be stuck with a drunkard googly eyed manchild for the rest of her life unless she books it now.

Maybe.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Thats well understood but what new dimension is this happening to this time? There has to be some sort of upper limit of physics that this happens too.

He’s fucked because he doesn’t understand etiquette.

He doesn’t understand how to say hello normally.

He just screams at you about how great he is or how much he hates you depending on who he’s talking to to.

Then he makes a stream about it and screams about it for an hour.

And that’s his career basically.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Wait if they get divorced will she get half his shit? both figuratively and literally

 

[GeigerNeiger]

I prefer the theory that him getting booted from a Delta flight to Rome is what finally made her leave. Just because it'd be yet another instance of Ralph creating problems by being an unbelievably belligerent retard.

It's more of a confirmed theory now with evidence coming out. Ralph's flight was delayed, presumably because he began hootin and a hollerin before getting kicked off

Additionally some woman on twitter posted how her flight to Rome was delayed because someone had to get kicked off.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Wait if they get divorced will she get half his shit? both figuratively and literally

Most likely annulment I think. Does anyone know more?

He will be on the hook for child support though... again.

 

[Near]

Wait if they get divorced will she get half his shit? both figuratively and literally

Ralphamale's always one step ahead bro. He'll just move to a cave in Afghanistan to dodge alimony. Ralph Wins again! Literally undefeatable. He's like DSP!

 

[Estate]

Poor Ralph, forever getting sucker punched by the fists of life.

Hang in there buddy, don't sudoku yet or buy a motorcycle, as I still want to see what new and exciting chapters you'll be releasing in future years.
Let's all send out thots and prayers to the Ralphamale everyone!
Gambate Ralph-kun!!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

OP updated, just in time.
Enjoy.

 

[LaurenLauren]

I wonder what combination of words was enough for this dumb cunt to finally do this. She should be the bearer of The Dumbest Person Possibly Ever™ title after Melinda Scott.
That said lmfao Ethan takes another L. COULDN'T BE ME!

probably some level 9 spell from the charm sphere. Only the strongest magic works on this one.

 

[Bepis]

Until he puts a bullet in his brain (10 months-2 years)

I dunno, I think he's dead by March if he can't get her back to the stables. Predicting one long bender until the money runs out or one of his organs gives out, whichever happens first

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I'm check the archives and oh boy, its time for revenge porn 2; electric boogaloo
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You'd think he woulda learnt his lesson by now after all the money he spent on his revenge porn case.

If he could learn lessons from Life he wouldn't be the Gunt

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I know it's still only January, but is it too early to award Ralph lolcow of the year?

 

[Alex Krycek]

I dunno, I think he's dead by March if he can't get her back to the stables. Predicting one long bender until the money runs out or one of his organs gives out, whichever happens first

Well, I will tell you my friend.

Whatever happens first we still win.

 

[maguyver16]

It's fun to imagine all of the foreigners transferring or arriving at JFK and seeing these two hoosiers fighting in all their white trash glory, treating the airport like the parking lot of a Denny's.

Welcome to the USA, y'all!

 

[Foltest]

I know it's still only January, but is it too early to award Ralph lolcow of the year?

Just you wait. He will keep on fucking it up in the future.