Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[An automatic clown]

Been a minute since Eatin' Ralph did something worth featuring ! I'm hoping if this is real Harry did the right thing and rescued his slatternly daughter and granddaughter, whisked them away to Rochester and turned off the router under lock and key

 

[Rose Breeder]

The only person capable of surpassing Ethanol Ralph in his inane antics is in the end the very gunt himself.

A straggering turn of events, as per usual.

 

[Spudnik]

GOD'S PLAN

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

We absolutely do considering the leaks. Meigh is miserable, Ralph is a degenerate drunk and she escapes to window shop when Ralph is home. Now that they've been in Mexico she doesn't have a local Target to escape to so I imagine being cooped up in close proximity to ralph and the family drama, shit is finally boiling over. I have a feeling she will be with some groyper or other cozy.tv streamer next, remember Meigh only bails when she has another dick lined up. Ralph is a long line of dicks she has hopped to, having only mere hours "single" in-between relationships for the last decade.

We know it wasn't all peachy - but it's Ralph, so that's a given regardless of who he's with.

Yet, despite his drinking, him and Meigh had been together without a peep for nearly two years now.

It's an issue of degree, and the question as always is: why now?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

he ate a hamburger out of a dumpster.
he's a fucking bottom feeder

.......What else...........this is just...........This guy is going for a speedrun on what not to do in life when cameras are on you.

 

[JackoVerde]

these are ralphs prime chris chan years. basically those years from like 2008 to 2012 when chris was getting trolled and fucking up non stop, this is ralphs version of that/

 

[Thornforg]

Alright, I'm now sure of it: Dear Leader used the proceeds from the patch sale to fund paying Meigh's asking price to make his prediction iron-clad.

How much did it cost, Josh?

 

[Born2Sneed]

Ralph literally stepped on a rake with faith, now this man does the same thing again while staring down the rake.

 

[Hat Man]

Holy shit, Christmas came 11 months early this year. Who would've thought the marriage officiated by an Elvis impersonator with no friends or family present would last less than four weeks?

 

[eDove]

His readiness to turn on anyone at the drop of a hat, after years of praise and devotion, really shows how much of a borderline BPD woman he is.

I'll add that he hasn't expressed any concern for his daughter during this ordeal. What a worthless excuse for a man.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

This new Home Alone 2 remake is fucking wild.

 

[buttmunch]

She'll go back to him, shes pathetic enough to allow him to shag other women i cant even imagine how bad it would have to be before she actually decides to leave

 

[Headlight Disco]

We know it wasn't all peachy - but it's Ralph, so that's a given regardless of who he's with.

Yet, despite his drinking, him and Meigh had been together without a peep for nearly two years now.

It's an issue of degree, and the question as always is: why now?

>imagining Meigh with a thousand yard stare as the Gunt is hollerin' up a scene aboard a Rome-bound 767 waiting to pull out of the gate, surrounded by judgmental tourists and pissy stewardesses

it was then she realized she had truly fucked up.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Just further proof that the greatest punishment Ethan Ralph could ever recieve for being Ethan Ralph is being Ethan Ralph.

 

[Near]

I said this in the other thread, but I'll say it again.

If he's actually got tapes, that either means Meigh is the dumbest cunt ever for letting him make them even though she knows he's posted his ex's before, or he's been secretly filming them, and shit's about to hit the fan at record speed.

Either way, we win.

The rule of thumb is:
May is just that fucking stupid.

She fucked her life out of spite and for attention, put her family into this circus with Ralph, and continued to do it no matter what. Hell, she'd probably do it again.


I fully expect the attention seeking faggot brigade like Warski, PPP, Podawful and co. to try and get her on. Boy I can't wait for the narrative to be how May is not so bad after all guize.

 

[True Gunt Radio]

I've seen it mentioned a few times now that Ralph said something about there being "no charges", does anyone know where that comes from?

best case for him, from having to be dragged off the flight in a hollering rage
worst case he hit her

 

[MadStan]

Of all the reasons to be woken up by alerts and distract me from Novak’s Australian Open final at 5am, this is glorious! You know how your phone has “Amber alert” and “silver alert”; if someone was to put out an app that gave you important “Gunt Alert” I’d install it.

I love you ralph.

 

[eDove]

Just further proof that the greatest punishment Ethan Ralph could ever recieve for being Ethan Ralph is being Ethan Ralph.

And cow-tipping gayopers are permafags.

 

[Juhlonduss]

This new Home Alone 2 remake is fucking wild.

Rome Alone 2: Lost In New York
(sorry to whoever I stole this from in guntchat)

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

And cow-tipping gayopers are permafags.

Yup.
At the end of the day all cows need to cow is being cows.