Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Ketamine Kat]

I wonder if maybe it's related to his recent hollerin about her sister, combined with making a scene on the plane. I've seen people mention she has self-esteem issues about her sister being better looking, and now her brand new husband is on Twitter screaming to the whole world about how your sister supposedly sucked his dick. Has to make her seethe.

True, that is a possibility. Imagine if you will though, you board a plane trying to get your destination and you got in front of you a horse neighing loudly at a ragehog that keeps squeeling about a-logs while their piglet cries. Oof.

That public freakout must've been glorious if it was related to that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In my experience, being a mother usually makes women even more fucking retarded.

I've seen women get back together with guys who cheat on them every five minutes with a new underage gypsy because "I don't want to be a single mother"

Being a single mother would be better than being saddled (lol) with Ralph. At least with a child, you know the antisocial behaviour will go away eventually.

 

[DinnerDates]

is Jesse funny or not ?
I feel like this is some Nick Cage shit.

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"Jesse PS is a faggot" - Ethan Ralph, 2022

Also did anyone in NY try to call animal control about loose horse ?

 

[Bepis]

True, that is a possibility. Imagine if you will though, you board a plane trying to get your destination and you got in front of you a horse neighing loudly at a ragehog that keeps squeeling about a-logs while their piglet cries. Oof.

That public freakout must've been glorious if it was related to that.

There really are no words for how happy it would make me if a video surfaces on social media in the next few days. My whole 2023 would be a net good just from how funny that would be.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So Ralph will now waddle around to Little Italy and be racist in China Town to make up for the trip. Or he'll get kicked out of Sax Fifth Avenue trying to buy another man purse.

Kinda hoping Harry keeps Pantsu off the internet if she goes back to him since she's retarded.

 

[HeyU]

Vegas Wedding was all to get half of his pig sty I guess? I do wonder what the last straw was considering all the shit that the ragehog's done to the horse. It should've ended with him airing out that she got raped. Instead it ended at an airport??? As much as I want to draw entertainment out of this, the situation is too fucking stupid to and I find myself in a bewilderment.

Them getting kicked off the plane due to Ralph’s embarrassing drunken behavior (if that’s what happened, it’s looking increasingly likely) was probably just the last straw. the timing and location was right and something in her just snapped. Ever had a moment like that? Once they got kicked off, she probably started texting friends who live close enough by the airport, made arrangements, friend said he/she can pick her up or gave her an address. Once that was done, this is what *I* would do if I were her: I’d suggest we go eat somewhere at the airport while we wait for our next flight. we order drinks and/or food, then I tell him I have to use the restroom and bring the baby with me, that way I’m out of his site and he doesn’t come with me. Once I’m out of his site, I book it outside, grab a cab or take the subway (there’s 1 at the airport) and book it.

Airports are so quick-moving and transient, it’s very easy to just slip away into the crowd.

 

[metroid_fetish]

My tinnfoil hat theory is that she just needs daddy to send her money so she can give it to Ethan for the trip.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Forget

FAWK a few month? last more than a few weeks.

Oh shit you’re right.

So much happens with Ralph i forget it was like only 3 weeks ago.

 

[Nuclear Enaculation Doc]

There has to be a video of this, somewhere. The people who are uploading it, sharing it, commenting on it, etc... have no idea who these two are, but there has to be a video.

Assuming he has enough braincells left to do a killstream, I predict this will be a hollerin of epic proportions. At this point, with his horse and foal gone, what does he have left?

Maker's Mark and all the burgers his hooves can pick up from trash cans.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I don't think this is going to be the end of the Ralph Family Adventures.
I feel like, unless May has something (someone) lined up, she absolutely will go back to him.

I even wonder if this isn't content/a ruse. But that'd be TOO smart. And the Ralph's aren't smart.

Yeah, I feel like unless she contacted Harry and he managed to pick her up before she changed her mind, she would have probably gone back to Ralph after a couple of hours of realizing she has no money, no prospects and her entire family probably hates her at this point.
Even if he did manage to get her in time, she seems stupid enough to go back to Ralph anyway, even after being back home with her family.

I guess it all depends what started the argument. The only thing I can think of is the Alanna tweets/Ralph claiming he had sex with her. It seems like the only thing that could get to her (someone picking her sister over her once again), since all the shit Ralph's done so far (hookers, cheating even when she allows him to have sex with other women, rape, abuse, isolating her, moving them to a third world country to escape consequences. his addictions, fighting with her family, not giving a shit about her or the baby, etc.) hasn't managed to wake her up. Not even having a kid and that kid living in a horrible environment.

Who knows, I know it will eventually come out since none of these people can help themselves, and from all the leaked texts it's not the first time she has thought about leaving Ralph, and even if she comes back, it will absolutely happen again. I'm sure we'll hear about it at some point.

I am curious what the fuck Ralph is doing though, supposedly alone in NY after his new wife left him, his first course of action would be to drink more/down more Xanax and go on the offensive, but there are no tweets, streams, nothing. I hope he doesn't end up accidentally OD'ing when trying to drown his sorrows.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Busy being Ethan Ralph.
No faggot weenies required, no dumb niggery trooncord or twitter groups needed.

Shit like this is why Ralph (left to his own devices and without interference from the Legion of fucking waxbrain aylaawgs that infest the Guntsphere) is my favorite cow since Classic Chris. The mans ability to rake walk and fuck his life up is second to none.
I feel sorry for Cozy.tv Rozy, but this could be a good thing for Ralph. As bad as the Gunt is, Meigh is truly vile.

 

[LanceHaver]

I genuinely can't believe this is happening AGAIN. We are fucking blessed.

Call me a soyjak, I'm soying over the incoming drama arc

 

[DumbDude43]

when they got married and people made predictions about how long until divorce, i predicted that there would be no divorce because ralph would drink and drug himself to death before that point

guess i was very, very wrong about that

 

[Jex]

He was warned about marrying the never wife.

 

[ImNotJewish]

The highs and lows in this mans life are so short inbetween..


Consuming this mans last 2-3months life has taken all weekend

Also : Null when you tell me to not use a throwaway accont.. im def using one because f mods, but... lesson learned now

 

[Freeman]

Ethan Ralph, I just want to say thank you for existing.

 

[Gwyllgi]

Poor rozy has ralph's face.

 

[Crankenstein]

I; for one, am shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked.

 

[Box Tie]

Right now in NYC/New Jersey there's bodycam footage of these two animals melting down on some NYPD/PAPD server, just one FOI request away from being released.

I'd say he'd never live that down but then he never lives anything down, just another embarrassment for him to ignore/seethe about until he strokes out.

 

[Near]

A-at least he's not in jail, Ralphabros and Groypersisters.
That's an automatic W. cannot be stopped yo