DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JackoVerde]

Didn't Derich mention something about trick-or-treating last year? Him walking around the dark in a mask around children sounds like recipe for disaster.

derich is dumb and childish, but he's so coombrained him doing it is bad
he'd have to be down syndrome level to get away with it.

 

[Lazycunt]

Then hell yes, he's in entitled beggar overdrive recently.

He's doing that classic trick of spending money he doesn't yet have, thinking he will have level 3 tips goals.

Nothing wrong with being a dumb consumer, but that doesn't mean you get to complain about money being tight.

It's fucking pathetic with the rocking back and forth in overdrive and swinging left in right in his chair like a child.

Fuck I love this guy just showing me how a real adult lives

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's doing that classic trick of spending money he doesn't yet have, thinking he will have level 3 tips goals.

Nothing wrong with being a dumb consumer, but that doesn't mean you get to complain about money being tight.

It's fucking pathetic with the rocking back and forth in overdrive and swinging left in right in his chair like a child.

Fuck I love this guy just showing me how a real adult lives

That dipshit who gifted those hundreds of bot subs has given Phil an new baseline of how much he expects to be given each month.

 

[Balr0g]

That dipshit who gifted those hundreds of bot subs has given Phil an new baseline of how much he expects to be given each month.

Phil's baseline has been damaged since he got paid those ridiculous sums from Machinima. He expected that income forever and when it dipped after two years due to his own faults he paniked , thre tantrums, insulted other contetn creators and so on. Has anything changed?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

derich is dumb and childish, but he's so coombrained him doing it is bad
he'd have to be down syndrome level to get away with it.

yea if he kidnaps anyone he'll probs just get a warning anyway

 

[Whaler]

Phil's baseline has been damaged since he got paid those ridiculous sums from Machinima. He expected that income forever and when it dipped after two years due to his own faults he paniked , thre tantrums, insulted other contetn creators and so on. Has anything changed?

Something did change. He now has a horsewhale for a wife that he needs to shovel expensive DoorDash meals and potatos into.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Didn't Derich mention something about trick-or-treating last year? Him walking around the dark in a mask around children sounds like recipe for disaster.

Derich more than likely goes with his family to trick-or-treat rather than being by himself. Everything we know of him, he is with a group of people watching him (because retards like Derich can't ever be by themselves). His retard friend Jackie (he is in his 30s) does the same thing and is alwayd with his mom or cousins when he goes trick-or-treating

 

[Tears for T]

Phil don't care about commentaries in fighting games. Says the man who used to do commentary for Street Fighter and Marvel VS Capcom-games. Logic!

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I just wanted to share one of my all time favorite moments regarding DSP. I go back to this clip every now and then and it never stops being funny.

 

[blahblahblah678]

He's salty as shit Zelina Vega (WWE lady wrestler) is doing commentary for Street Fighter 6. She cosplayed as one of the characters at the Royal Rumble last night.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His fear of women never ceases to amuse.

 

[Tears for T]

His fear of women never ceases to amuse.

"No no droob, it has nothing to do with her being a woman! She is just not famous in the FGC, she is just a cosplayer! Nothing like Jericho and Kenny Omega!"

And of course, he's married, come on!

 

[Dona Morte]

Derich more than likely goes with his family to trick-or-treat rather than being by himself. Everything we know of him, he is with a group of people watching him (because retards like Derich can't ever be by themselves). His retard friend Jackie (he is in his 30s) does the same thing and is alwayd with his mom or cousins when he goes trick-or-treating

What costume do you think he wears?
I think Ash from Pokemon.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Aww shucks, I sure hope Phil makes enough money to buy replacement blinds in 2 whole ass months!

Vinyl blinds are like 50 bucks at Homedepot if you need some long fuckers, come on Phil.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Aww shucks, I sure hope Phil makes enough money to buy replacement blinds in 2 whole ass months!

Vinyl blinds are like 50 bucks at Homedepot if you need some long fuckers, come on Phil.

No doob, Phil buys the special Scopely Hogan JPG infused blinds for $1200 in equal payments of $16.51...from Paypal.

 

[Comma]

Lol.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Prestream Wrap up

- Phil spends 15 minutes talking about Youtube Shorts, says he has a few people that make shorts for him, he sends them ideas at night and wakes up to new shorts in his inbox that he can upload at his leisure
- Says he has a really, really good short that he's waiting to upload until Youtube rolls out their new "Youtube Shorts Monetization" program next week


-React content segment, wants to react to Joon The king videos on ProJared, Tobuscus (Toby Turner) and Nostalgia Critic. Phil reminds us that ProJared is a disgusting creep and Phil dunked on him on twitter, Tobuscus is a sponsorship muppet shill who achieved super popularity but crashed and burned and nobody wants anything to do with him, he's a drug addict, and oh btw Phil beefed with him too, and Phil was just as popular (almost) as Nostalgia Critic for 2 months on Blip.Tv 13 years ago, and Phil was almost in movies with them, and his life would be super different dood, but the Channel Awesome people got accused of being groomers and sexual degens
-Scolds chat because they aren't talking enough

-Phil wants to react to these videos, he really does, but.. where are the memberships??

- We need more members, Janurary is always the slowest months in terms of support. Phil says that Youtube says his views and his engagement is all up, but he's somehow still making less money this month.
- A random checkmark appears in Phil's chat
-Phil shills the memberships one last time, says his February goal is something he's never done before

-Gaming news, reviews, scores, who cares
-Street Fighter 6 will be adding a commentary mode which contains voice lines from well know FGC commentators
-"I dont understand this"

-A female professional wrestler named Zelina Vega is being added to this commentary list for SF6, Phil says that this was announced last night during the Royal Rumble, HHHMMMMM
-Phil seethes about this for 10 fucking minutes, cries that this is bullshit because she's not a real gamer like other wrestlers such as Kenny Omega and Xavier Woods
- Says this optional commentary mode will be annoying and distracting and its a waste of money

-Shoutouts /Q and A

- Drip fed 1 dollar tips asking about Dead Space
-Recent whale sock "Brett F" tips 20 dollars, says he joined Phil's patreon last night
-Pigsplains that Patreon is a monthly subscription service, shills his Patreon
- 1 dollar anonymous points out that Phil is a hypocrite for critisizing Zelina Vega for getting hired to do voice lines for a video game, when Phil is doing a superbowl event though he hates sports
-Semantical PigSpeech about how Phil did nothing wrong

-Seethes about Zelina Vega for another 5 minutes
-Phil reminds us that he doesn't watch wrestling, he just went on twitter and learned every single thing about what happened last night
-Someone tells Phil that rapper/actor Ice Cube did voice lines in one of the Call of Duty games, Phil shuts down for 10 seconds

-Wipes his face grease on his sleeve

-"Thoughts on the return of the Undertaker? I dont care"
-"How much does Youtube pay per view? They dont"
-"Its all based on Ad Revenue, views literally don't matter anymore"
-Someone in chat mentions Youtube Mobile, Phil has another moment, touches his face again

-Wipes his face grease on his shirt again

- "Everytime i hear something about mobile, i get upset" even thought Phil is forcing Youtube Shorts on his audience now
-Reminds us that he's been making videos for 15 years and Youtube is different now

- Phil tells us that he used to be white hot popular on Youtube, but Youtube took it all away from him because they wanted to become a television station. Says the people who work at Youtube think they are smarter than everyone else, and they never knew what they were doing.
- Ends the prestream by begging for money for new blinds for his window in the office. Says his blinds are broken and when he puts the air conditioner in his window in April, its going to be a problem. The blinds are super expensive dood, and he hopes he can make enough money by April to afford new blinds for his office. He also wants to buy blackout curtains.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Why the fuck does he do that thing with his thumb when he points down? It's so fucking weird.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

-Someone tells Phil that rapper/actor Ice Cube did voice lines in one of the Call of Duty games, Phil shuts down for 10 seconds

i dont get it? is it supposed to be totally outrageous and ridiculous that an actor did voice acting?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Why the fuck does he do that thing with his thumb when he points down? It's so fucking weird.

What are you talking about, man? Oh this thumb thing?

Spoiler

Ahuhuhuh get banned, dunce.