Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Counterfeit Obol]

But what if he makes an actually good video in that time and gains some subscribers?

When pigs fly... at standard airliner altitudes because I've seen pictures of this hog performing body slams.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

But what if he makes an actually good video in that time and gains some subscribers?

I think both this thread, and every single other video on Jim's channel should be enough to estimate that upcoming videos will either be "CaPiTaLiSm BaD" or another dead horse he hasn't made enough glue out of yet.

 

[TVB]

I think both this thread, and every single other video on Jim's channel should be enough to estimate that upcoming videos will either be "CaPiTaLiSm BaD" or another dead horse he hasn't made enough glue out of yet.

When you reinvent the wheel over and over again, people lose interest. The same exact shtick on trendy shit, being a complete troon or "muh capitalism bad" is what he's been focused on for years, and they are reasons why people stop watching his channel.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

But what if he makes an actually good video in that time and gains some subscribers?

The only good thing afoot he can talk about right now is Dead Space, which is genuinely a great remake of a classic. But he'll probably seethe about how horrid and braindead capitalism is for having to revisit an old idea instead of a new one, or screech about how the remake is a full price AAA game, despite it actually being a full price AAA quality. Being that guy ripping on a good thing isn't going to get him much positive subscriber growth.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'm disturbed there's even a vague chance of Jim reproducing. Though, at this point, his sperm probably might as well be one dead tadpole.

Luckily he's too selfish to want to share his toys, so we'll probably never see it happen.

 

[Brother Wind]

But what if he makes an actually good video in that time and gains some subscribers?

We have a better chance of DSP coming out and stopping the begging. Or Moviebob quitting twitter. Or troons being women

 

[SunburnNation]

We have a better chance of DSP coming out and stopping the begging.

DSP's gonna outlive Jim in both senses, guaranteed. Not just because he's not obese, but because as long as there are a-logs there will always be people who, even if it's because they're obsessive over a cow, are actually getting something from his videos. Not even entertainment, just something. All Jim's done is ape Twitter for the last year or two, and when you lack any original thoughts that is, to use a common leftist term, a literal nothingburger.

 

[Wikipedia Scholar]

You shower 14 fucking times a week? I'm sorry but you could literally cut that down by half and it would still be overkill.

showering once a day is not overkill, at all, especially if you go outside on a regular basis.

Having to wash yourself with a rag on a stick is quite embarrassing for obese people with massive egos.

well of course, it's never a good sign when your actual life turns into a Simpsons joke, lol

 

[Nottafed]

showering once a day is not overkill, at all, especially if you go outside on a regular basis.


well of course, it's never a good sign when your actual life turns into a Simpsons joke, lol

If you have any kind of sex life at all (i know i know) or work a dirty job you are likely going to have at least the morning showers plus cleanup so 14 is not absolutely insane
now, if you wash your hair 14 times a week... you might have a problem

 

[frap]

Jim looks like the kind of guy who’d be stinky regardless of shower frequency. I doubt he’d make the effort to actually soap up when he’s in there.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Jim looks like the kind of guy who’d be stinky regardless of shower frequency. I doubt he’d make the effort to actually soap up when he’s in there.

If you're the type of person to cum on your own face so you could post a picture of it online to impress a games publisher, it down't matter how often you shower, that's a clean that will never be achieved.

 

[Looney Troons]

-1k. final countdown is 30 days
although, it might be shorter, but it's 30 days maximum.
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I imagine the majority of his subscribers are normal people who have been subscribed for years but don’t regularly watch the content. YouTube’s recommendation algorithm sucks, and you’ll typically get the same content creators recycled over and over again - at least in my experiences. I thought I unsubscribed to him years ago, and found that he was still part of my list until a few months ago.

So, imagine being a normal dude and suddenly this fat gelatinous creature with a bad wig and stupid hat shows up on your feed, then you notice you’re subscribed to them. You decide to watch a few minutes of the video and it’s nothing but nonsensical whining and troon diatribe. Yeah, that’s an immediate unsubscribe. He’s going to keep slowly hemorrhaging subscribers until the only ones left are literally part of the rat king.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

When this site goes down again in the inevitable 10th anniversary troon attack, I'll be in the fediverse watching the countdown.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The closer we get I'm growing more concerned Jim is going to cuck us out of this video, but nonetheless I have prepared an updated bingo card for the event.

(Template attached in case you'd like to make your own predictions.)

 

[Spud gun]

The closer we get I'm growing more concerned Jim is going to cuck us out of this video, but nonetheless I have prepared an updated bingo card for the event.

At the very least he's going to seethe about it on Twitter, his ego wouldn't allow him to ignore it.

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

The closer we get I'm growing more concerned Jim is going to cuck us out of this video, but nonetheless I have prepared an updated bingo card for the event.
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(Template attached in case you'd like to make your own predictions.)

If it does happen, with Jim it'll be less about getting enough points for a row, rather how many squares we don't get.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

If anything it makes his biologically female 'husband' seem like an idiot. I can understand male troons fucking up makeup because they're either ignorant on how to do it or get off on looking like a tramp with excessive makeup, but I can't believe that a grown up adult woman is as ignorant as a troon on how to apply makeup.

I mean its a woman who would marry Jim Stirling

 

[CptnSnshn]

Ogdar the Bear-Fucker of the Eastern Wilds.

Please don't call me out like this.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I hate jim and stay away from this thread because he makes me unreasonably MATI but I really want the under 800k special, also fairly sure Null said he'd do a video on it.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

I hate jim and stay away from this thread because he makes me unreasonably MATI but I really want the under 800k special, also fairly sure Null said he'd do a video on it.

There's been a gentleman's agreement that once he goes 800K Null will cover it but it may be contingent on there being another 900K meltdown video.