Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[MadStan]

I can't believe Seinfeld got it right.

Are we about to see an APB issued for a missing pig man in NYC?!

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'm gonna make the pessimistic prediction that May just comes back.
May is an absolutely brainless doormat and has no self worth at all. This all may have been an accident and if it was an accident she would totally be willing to overlook the tweets and pretend nothing happened, if it wasn't an accident I'd bet she calms down and then just goes back to him when it sets in that no one one earth is going to want to be the next May bf.
That being said there is a chance that May dumps everything she has on Ralph and that would be incredible.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Keem taking time out of his day to dunk on angry farm animals
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Hopefully keem can provoke some kind of update

 

[Bioniclelover]

This is unreal - how the fuck can you ruin your marriage so fast, lmao.

 

[LurkerRobot]

they'll show up in Rome soon and declare everything a gay op to own the haters. Then, the same thing will happen every few months from now on, and they'll continue claiming all public marriage problems are really just a work. wash, rinse, repeat

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No, they're going to need animatronics and tons of CGI.
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The Dune Navigators really are nightmare fuel when they are done right.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Wait if they get divorced will she get half his shit? both figuratively and literally

Half of nothing is still nothing. I guess she could get the crackshack or the ragetruck or half of a case of Makers Mark?

Maybe a quarter of a bottle of clonazepam/hydrocodone (because we already know the bottle is half gone)?

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Half of nothing is still nothing. I guess she could get the crackshack or the ragetruck or half of a case of Makers Mark?

Maybe a quarter of a bottle of clonazepam/hydrocodone (because we already know the bottle is half gone)?

She's gonna take the streamer PC

 

[Punished Brent]

Idk if meigh really left for the safety of their child or just found another man to leech. But I do know that somehow someway he will make this the a-logs fault.
Damn you Jim!

 

[Franz Joseph]

We have a definitive tier list for Meigh's prospects.

How was Warski left off the list? That dude will fuck anything that walks.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I'm gonna make the pessimistic prediction that May just comes back.
May is an absolutely brainless doormat and has no self worth at all. This all may have been an accident and if it was an accident she would totally be willing to overlook the tweets and pretend nothing happened, if it wasn't an accident I'd bet she calms down and then just goes back to him when it sets in that no one one earth is going to want to be the next May bf.
That being said there is a chance that May dumps everything she has on Ralph and that would be incredible.

I think most people here agree that May will return. We can still laugh in the meantime though.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I can't believe Seinfeld got it right.

Are we about to see an APB issued for a missing pig man in NYC?!

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Who is left that cares enough about Ralph to 1) know that he's really missing and/or 2) report his disappearance to the police?

 

[Phony Chicken]

The real question now is: Is Ethan Ralph - a convicted sex offender for distributing revenge pornography - actually retarded enough to (either by himself or through an auxiliary retard) publish whatever illicit video he has of May in order to achieve a nasty hood wigger pig-vengeance strike towards his daughter, ex-wife and ex-father in law?

I like to think so, but I hope it doesn’t happen, for all our sakes.

If he does, he'll use a 3rd party, and claimed to have been hacked or blame her.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph found her hiding out in Central Park.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

I think most people here agree that May will return. We can still laugh in the meantime though.

I don't know man, she knows she can get money from him until he ODs on pills in a couple of years. If she has family that can support her temporarily I think the chances of her going back are not that high. Is the trip to Italy still happening by the way?

 

[Absurdity]

The fact that Ralph has managed to be an overachieving rapist alcoholic pedophile grooming dipshit while at the same time going full boar with no sense of shame is the stuff Hollywood only dreams about. It's almost like he put every movie plot in a blender with a failed IQ test. Please adapt this saga on film, preferably with an M. Night Shamalanadingdong twist ending!

 

[DiggieSmalls]

What happens to Ralph's shit if he can't make it back to mexico because he got banned from flying?

 

[evilsponge]

I think most people here agree that May will return. We can still laugh in the meantime though.

I would agree if it hadn't come out that Harry was basically paying for the baby. Now that she's cut off she might've been looking for an out already

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

She's gonna take the streamer PC

Now that would be a great twist, Ralph has to embrace Kino Dogme 2007 and phone stream because Pantsu galloped off with his computer.

 

[FamicomGorby]

What happens to Ralph's shit if he can't make it back to mexico because he got banned from flying?

I'm not 100% sure in these situations but I think Ralph would have just been banned from Delta, so he could still fly back down on another airline.

As for his shit, the mexicans will take it if he doesn't get back down there. Hell, they might have already broken in as soon as they saw the hollerin hog was gone for a few days.