Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Near]

Missing a flight to Rome to own the aylawgs?

 

[Hazel Motes]

Yeah, that's JFK. He's posting an old picture for some reason.

It's to hide Meigh's Irish sunglasses.

 

[Fortyone]

the only clout she's received from this is insane amounts of hate. I can't imagine anyone would enjoy that.

Pantsu is twisted and masochistic enough to not just date Ethan but sire the Gunt's spawn, she probably enjoys when people shit-talk her online

 

[Crab Battle]

I see some kiwis thinking this was legitimately planned.
I can't imagine how you can be more braindead than ralph who thought "I was merely pretending" would make this all go away.

I remember seeing posts arguing that him calling his sister-in-law and getting his paypigs to try and get her fired was also a work so I guess some people will believe anyone that says something is just an elaborate troll. I don't know why. Maybe the reality of pig's life is so trashy and unbelievable that people become convinced there isn't any way it can be 100 percent real.

 

[Tiger Jack]

And so the dance continues.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The horse has been Stabled, the plane ready to go to the Roman Rumble, the ALOGS trolled, the Ralphamale always wins!

 

[Zetsubou]

Perhaps he was threatening Panstu with releasing nudes and embarrassing information.

She dated Digibro and likes lolicon what's even left to hide?

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Ethan Ralph has exhausted his options, his only hope of ever finding a woman is to become the GF. I cannot wait for Ethan Ralph tranny arc. Maybe Keffals can hook him up with some HRT since I know they are close.

 

[Dom Cruise]

She's so fucking ugly. Looks like the duck from the animated chicken little movie.

She's ok, are there leaked nudes?

 

[Retard#7822]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619768177508118530

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Whew, what a healthy relationship this all is lol. Lmao even. TBF I don't believe any of this was a work, I think they really did get into it and Pantsu did actually ditch him at the airport haha. But, like any dumb white trash bitch with a dumb white trash husband, the fear finally got the best of her. What a shitshow this all is lmao.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Well if that isn't the most "forced smile" face I've ever seen.

Agreed, that smile doesn't touch the eyes at all.

Now, the most reliable marker of the enjoyment smile is the Duchenne marker. FACS research has shown that in a true enjoyment smile, the skin above and below the eye is pulled in towards the eyeball, and this makes for the following changes in appearance: the cheeks are pulled up; the skin below the eye may bag or bulge; the lower eyelid moves up; crows feet wrinkles may appear at the outer corner of the eye socket; the skin above the eye is pulled slightly down and inwards; and the eyebrows move down very slightly. A non-enjoyment smile, in contrast, features the same movement of the lip corners as the enjoyment smile but does not involve the changes due to the muscles around the eyes.

EDIT: Sign in back is blurry, but appears to be near gate A4 in JFK. Hudson news is adjacent to a DFS Duty Free, signs visible on the right, which matches the interactive map of the airport. No other DFS is adjacent to one, either.

Fyi, that Delta flight, DAL152, that arrived two hours late left from gate B32. The one scheduled next, with same flight number, leaves from B22.

 

[FinnSven]

She dated Digibro and likes lolicon what's even left to hide?

That she had a bigger clitoris than the Ralphamales penis.

 

[veritarded]

THE HORSE IS BACK IN THE STABLE

at first i was like

and then i was like

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What I still don't get is even if it's all a joke to (for some reason, somehow) make Harry look bad(?) by reaching out to May again. He still called May a stupid cock sucking whore.

 

[Markorian]

If CWC is in jail, someone has to be the new source of WTFery.

I think the spirit of the totem departed from Chris during the arrest and latched onto Ralph.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

So for this to all be a work he would have had to:
-Buy a travel stroller preemptively to make it seem planned
-Call his wife a whore and threaten to drop revenge porn of her, presumably right next to her at the airport
-Make a random account to tweet that he was kicked off the plane for being a retard for the ay-Hogs to find
-Lie about a child being missing

If this was gay-fabe it just goes to show how much people can easily believe he's the kinda guy a mother would run away with her child from for both their safety. We got owned epic style kiwi sisters.

 

[thegreatestheroeverinhist]

she quite obviously really left and decided to come back. you can see the frustration on his pie pan face

 

[Near]

Well, at least we're gonna forever have this banger. Daddy in law's super owned rn

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I wonder what Rozy did in a past life to warrant such a shit turn out in this one

Baby Hitler?

 

[Preacher ✝]

Either Ralph or Harry will need this information.

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I can't help but feel partially responsible for Ralph getting his horse back since I posted this guide and we all know he religiously reads his KF threads.