Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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GeigerNeiger said:
He probably isn't eligible for a refund if he got on the plane but then got kicked out. People typically only receive refunds if they miss a flight because of reasons out of their control, even then they usually are simply given tickets for the next flight to their original destination. The Gunt's vacations fund is spent.
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Not to power level, but can kind of confirm. Had a train get held up in a snowstorm, called Amtrak, got tickets for the train the next day.
Astro Galactic Megalul said:
Even with the horse for a wife Ralph couldn't build a stable household

Heheh... heh
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How long were you sitting on that joke?
 
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Well I legit expect Meigh face to be kicked in by ralph for this stunt be she might get him drunk enough on the plane to get him to happy ralph drunk state to forget about this incident anyways I hope Rome will be nice and somehow he will fuck it up and get in trouble with the cops
 
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Zetsubou said:
She dated Digibro and likes lolicon what's even left to hide?
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Maybe a legit CP collection? But if that were the case then Ethan Ralph revealing that info would probably make him an accessory after the fact for possession of CP since he clearly knew about it.
 
GeigerNeiger said:
He probably isn't eligible for a refund if he got on the plane but then got kicked out. People typically only receive refunds if they miss a flight because of reasons out of their control, even then they usually are simply given tickets for the next flight to their original destination. The Gunt's vacations fund is spent.
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Not to power level, but can kind of confirm. Had a train get held up in a snowstorm, called Amtrak, got tickets for the train the next day.
Astro Galactic Megalul said:
Even with the horse for a wife Ralph couldn't build a stable household

Heheh... heh
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How long were you sitting on that joke?
 
Run back to the :gunt: of your manlet, Meigh. It's the only thing you're good at.
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
What I still don't get is even if it's all a joke to (for some reason, somehow) make Harry look bad(?) by reaching out to May again. He still called May a stupid cock sucking whore.
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It’s pure Ralph cope. If it was a troll they’d be posting a happy photo from Rome, not JFK.

The only question is if she came back after his latest suicide bait or if she’s still in hiding and Ralph is posting a photo from yesterday.

All we know for sure is they are apex white trash.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
What I still don't get is even if it's all a joke to (for some reason, somehow) make Harry look bad(?) by reaching out to May again. He still called May a stupid cock sucking whore.
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That's why you'll never be a Ralphamale. You just don't get it.
Respecting your wife ? Being a good father ? Not even once. Ronnie didn't raise no pussy ! In fact, he didn't raise him at all !
Ralpha W
 
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DiggieSmalls said:
I wonder what Rozy did in a past life to warrant such a shit turn out in this one
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Neal Martin who has been killing prostitutes and women for decades chases after his newest prey in Virginia. Right before he gets to her she pulls a gun out of her purse and shoots him.

As he lays collapsed on the ground bleeding he wonders what the afterlife will be like, if there will really be a hell for him. His eyes close.

Light? Is he alive? He's.... Crying? Giant hands take him from something warm and wet and he's lifted into a blinding light and then he sees. A giant blubbering face looks down on him reeking of booze.

" Hello Amanda, How's it feel to be the Ralpha baby, your daddy never loses yah hear!?"

Hell was real. And he deserved it.
 
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White Pride Worldwide said:
Ethan Ralph has exhausted his options, his only hope of ever finding a woman is to become the GF. I cannot wait for Ethan Ralph tranny arc. Maybe Keffals can hook him up with some HRT since I know they are close.
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Well he wouldn't need to change much downstairs to attempt to pass between the gunt and the microphallus.
 
Honestly I feel like that was just Meigh actually getting lost because she's a subhuman retard, and Ethan instantly going Nuclear on her because he assumed she snaked on him and is always ready to burn bridges at the drop of a hat. The horse only found him a few hours later because he took her cellphone away and they sorted it out.

Either that or it was another of faggoted shaggy's gay ops, shaggy was seen earlier in the day commenting right before this happened, he also did the "Ralph is dead" op. but if it was a real op you would think they would have waited until after kino casino did their special tonight IDK.

A third possibility is that the gunt does let her keep a flip phone so he can contact her and reminded her of the blackmail he has, then she came back.

I feel like we haven't gotten the whole story yet.
 
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