Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Kheapathic]

The mouth makes her look like a frog
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May is on the left /!\

Do not slander Froppy or Glenn; their genetics are superior to the horse.

 

[oopsie doodle]

I don't really think the weather is a distinguisher here. The METAR history for JFK shows broken (BRK), scattered (SCT) or few clouds (FEW) pretty uniformly between yesterday and today. Not completely overcast either day. Photo's from the same terminal as the delayed flight took off from, could be from yesterday from before the filly bolted, imho.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Don't get me wrong it's completely retarded, self destructive, and pointless but that's totally in Ralphs wheelhouse. I can see Ralph trying to puppet master the alogs and just making himself look like a major retard.

I think the word you are looking for is “cope” because that’s all Ralph is doing and he’s doing extra hard which makes it extra funny.

 

[FamicomGorby]

KING RALPH JUST TELLING IT AS IT IS.
He was able to fuck with his Father in law and all of broke dick farms. This is why I will rape kill and die for Ethan Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619791493077811200

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"HAHAHA I CALLED MY WIFE A WHORE AND THREATENED HER, YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!"

 

[Elmo]

"every sensible person sees it's a work" did he ignore how most of his cozy chat wanted that whore to die?

Ralph knows his actual fans are retarded and clearly not sensible; that's why they are his fans.

 

[Kheapathic]

Ethan Ralph should be an unironic motivational story for the legitimate "I'm super ugly" incels. You can be short, fat, dumpy, retarded, alcholic, who probably smells bad, and broadcasts all his retarded drama to the world... and still manage to impregnate two different women.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

The recording from Flightradar shows the flight just starting its taxi then turning back to sit for almost three and a half hours in the airport, before finally heading for Rome.
The pilot must have made great time in the air for the overall delay to have only been two hours.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Is this going to be the fastest e-"celeb" divorce in history? Is the Internet the new Hollywood? Anyway, this is a really big L for our pig.

I think Amanda saw a window of opportunity and took it. A bit later and she would be stuck in Europe with the gunt. A few days later and she would be stuck in Mexico with him.

I always sneered at people who followed real celeb drama and gossip mags... but yet here I am except for less famous internet "celebs". I still can't find standard celeb drama interesting but everything with lolcows is just infinitely fascinating to me, I wonder why sometimes. Maybe its because it seems more real and thanks to all these people being terminally online you can see the trashfire in all its details live rather than hearing some watered down version in a gossip mag?

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Total Ralphamale Victory
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[Fornicario]

Fuck, the lettuce wins again. Scaramucci at least made it to a carton of milk. Now the games will begin in earnest as Dirty Harry stops smiling and starts killing. The lols will be majestic.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619768177508118530

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Ancient Greece - The Achaeans deploy a wooden horse in their war against the Trojans, in an attempt to free Helen (reputably the classical world's fairest woman) from the clutches of Paris - son of Priam.

America 2023 - A talking hog, who has learned how to gamble and waddle on hind legs, battles a resident of New York state for the heart of a horse-faced woman.

Joshua Moon, January 29th, 2023 (Carellised)

 

[TJBirish]

If this was a legit work then it is a very big Ralphamale Win

Heavens why???

 

[Sneedmiser]

The recording from Flightradar shows the flight just starting its taxi then turning back to sit for almost three and a half hours in the airport, before finally heading for Rome.
The pilot must have made great time in the air for the overall delay to have only been two hours.

He knew Ralph was on board so he flew threw all the red lights and sped while reading this thread on his phone.

 

[free_protons4u]

I don't really think the weather is a distinguisher here. The METAR history for JFK shows broken (BRK), scattered (SCT) or few clouds (FEW) pretty uniformly between yesterday and today. Not completely overcast either day. Photo's from the same terminal as the delayed flight took off from, could be from yesterday from before the filly bolted, imho.

Fair enough but @Null mentioned that the picture is old, so perhaps he had seen it before? I did a Tineye and reverse Google image search but it doesn't appear to have been published before.

@Null why do you think the picture is old?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

If May is back with Ralph, would he show more pictures of her or make her do a video owning the alogs?

 

[Snorlax Senpai]

Heavens why???

Because a week ago there was much ado about a fake porn when she was actually eating a taco and this had everyone running around like chickens with their head cut off.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph, if this is a work you can snap a pic and prove it right now.

The recording from Flightradar shows the flight just starting its taxi then turning back to sit for almost three and a half hours in the airport, before finally heading for Rome.
The pilot must have made great time in the air for the overall delay to have only been two hours.

I mean, imagine how much lighter the plane was

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't really think the weather is a distinguisher here. The METAR history for JFK shows broken (BRK), scattered (SCT) or few clouds (FEW) pretty uniformly between yesterday and today. Not completely overcast either day. Photo's from the same terminal as the delayed flight took off from, could be from yesterday from before the filly bolted, imho.

There is not a ton of sunshine coming in those windows, I don’t know wtf y’all are looking at. That said, I don’t believe this photo is from today.

 

[eDove]

I'm thinking the blackmail theory is very likely, if May's actually still around. However, given that he couldn't be assed to share a current picture, that lends credence to the idea that she did run off and he's in the predictable coping stage.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

I just came here to say

HORSE DIVORCE INCOMING