Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Juhlonduss]

There is not a ton of sunshine coming in those windows, I don’t know wtf y’all are looking at. That said, I don’t believe this photo is from today.

Something tells me that photo is heavily edited, do you happen to have a lead on finding the original?

 

[Jack Awful]

Anyone know what time his flight got into JFK from Mexico?

 

[Iron Hamster]

(why do women keep letting Ralph film when they have sex?),

The bigger mystery is why they even have sex with him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is retarded even for Ralph

 

[free_protons4u]

Anyone know what time his flight got into JFK from Mexico?

It should be easy to find if we know the departing airport. Did he mention that it was a 4hour drive to the airport? I'm not sure where that would put him - Mexico city? Cancun would be close I think.

Unless he has a split itinerary, it would be either Delta or Aeromexico since they are partners / code share. JFK is a hub for Delta so I don't think it is likely a split interary.

 

[Rigger Nich]

If it’s a work then Ralph should be able to tweet from the 2009 Twitter account to own us, right?

 

[Jack Awful]

why do women keep letting Ralph film when they have sex?

If a woman is retarded enough to fuck Ralph she's retarded enough to let him film her.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Something tells me that photo is heavily edited, do you happen to have a lead on finding the original?

I totally disagree.
The lighting looks very real, and Ralph is far too retarded to learn master class Photoshop.
Plus, Ralph's battlestation is in Mexico. I really doubt some shitty phone app could turn night to day so realistically light that.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I'm fairly sure @MirnaMinkoff did a comprehensive rundown of the itinerary but I'm buggered if I can find it.

 

[Near]

Congratulations, Ralph!

 

[Chimplord1997]

Her eyes look red in that supposed new photo. I think they reallydid get kicked off the flight but she's desperate enough to go back and play along with Ralph saying it's kayfabe. It's sad really because she has all the power in this situation. She could go off the internet, get full custody of rosy, probably get some govt gibs and force Ralph to pay child support. Her dad seems willing to support her, she could probably even find some dude to marry and elad a normal life free of Ralph.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

If it’s a work then Ralph should be able to tweet from the 2009 Twitter account to own us, right?

Just like Faith after the sex tape dropped, May has agreed to take a break from the internet in exchange for her lif... in order to get into a good headspace.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wait if they get divorced will she get half his shit? both figuratively and literally

yeah, the kid.

 

[MooseGump]

I just came here to say

HORSE DIVORCE INCOMING

Gotta take Ol' May back and give her the papers in the form of a shotgun

 

[RollerGator]

>calling your wife a whore to own the haterz

Big brain move, you beta cucks wouldn't understand

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If May is back with Ralph, would he show more pictures of her or make her do a video owning the alogs?

He did both in the past when making his previous failed relationships roleplay a happy relationship online as to "protect his image".

 

[purpleflurp]

I'm flashing back to that reddit Relationship Advice story where the OP took the wedding ring of his wife's late husband and started smashing it with a hammer screaming about how he's dead and he's her husband now.

It's always awe-inspiring watching someone completely and irreparably destroy a marriage just by being a retard.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m just very curious now that Ralph is going full turbo cope if he’s still trying to get on a plane to Rome.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

I just realized. This all happened right after Josh mispronounced "Hors d'oeuvre" as "horse divorce" on his stream.

The prophet Joshua "Cornacle of Delphai" Moon strikes again!

EDIT: found the timestamp.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph,

We know you were hauled off the plane, and why you think anyone (even your retarded fan base of is actually gullible enough to believe this was all some elaborate gag by you defies belief given that you find it hard enough to plan how to get your socks on. I mean please, this is just too pathetic even for you.