Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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*Says you haven't judged anyone*

*Calls convention guest a 'cat lady virgin'*
 
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Mr Pizza said:
That profile picture. I now realize my folly in asking if he thinks he's funny. That man looks in the mirror and cant help but make that face.

Imagine having to eat lunch with him or something. Ugh...
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I honestly don't think I could without jumping across the table and trying to strangle him. Between his weird ass deformed face and the fact that he'll likely spend the whole time talking about himself/making shitty jokes I just don't think I have the willpower to get through it.
 
Silvana said:
He's already tweeted this joke.

...Does this man say anything he hasn't already said at least once before?
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Not since the stroke.

Dismaying Tree said:
Maybe Hayden is somewhat aware that he's criminally unfunny and does all of this to overcompensate for it.
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Maybe he's a supervillain trying to destroy comedy utterly because his parents were murdered by a stand-up comedian who was actually funny.
 
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TheLateGreatBate said:
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Way to dampen a potentially exciting discovery with your tranny talk, Hayden.
At least he couldn't fit in a Pew Pew.
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Holy non sequitur Batman. I think I see a new stroke-induced joke generation tic.

Take completely random story, throw in tranny reference without even trying to establish a logical connection.

Still, it's just not a complete Black stroke-joke without the Pew Pew. .25/10 would cringe again.
 
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AnOminous said:
Holy non sequitur Batman. I think I see a new stroke-induced joke generation tic.

Take completely random story, throw in tranny reference without even trying to establish a logical connection.

Still, it's just not a complete Black stroke-joke without the Pew Pew. .25/10 would cringe again.
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"The World Trade Centers were destroyed by suicidal extremists today and we heartily encourage people who don't like trans people in their bathroom to move there. Pew Pew." - Hayden Black 2001
 
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Is there a "random news story" search engine so I can find something to turn into a Hayden Black transgender bathroom "joke"? Like, I searched "random news" on Google, but all I get is "weird news" pages on news sites, I want the most mundane local news stories imaginable. Like city council approving a zoning change in Terre Haute, Indiana.
 
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sasazuka said:
Is there a "random news story" search engine so I can find something to turn into a Hayden Black transgender bathroom "joke"? Like, I searched "random news" on Google, but all I get is "weird news" pages on news sites, I want the most mundane local news stories imaginable. Like city council approving a zoning change in Terre Haute, Indiana.
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"The city council in Terre Haute recently approved a zoning change! Indiana, lol. It's a Midwest state! We encourage those of you who don't want trannies in your bathrooms to move there! Pew! Pew!"
 
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