Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[John Andrews Stan]

Something tells me that photo is heavily edited, do you happen to have a lead on finding the original?

Funny you should ask! Full disclosure: I did edit this to add the speech bubble.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Leaving the country on NFL championship weekend basically disqualifies you from being a true and honest American.


Seems fitting that meigh chose this moment to punt the gunt.

Speaking of which, if the Chiefs lose to the Bengals today do not expect Ralph to return to Mexico. I said it before but I believe Ralph may have burrowed money from the local cartels to make a bet on the Chiefs in Vegas to win both the AFC Championship and Super Bowl. If they lose today Ralph will sure as fuck not be returning to Mexico.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do we know for sure Ralph's on the 4:45 and not one of the later flights like the 10:30?

Is there any solid verification he’s on any flight or at the airport today?

The photo he posted could have been from yesterday or today. Ralph would def make her do “getting ready to go to Rome” photos at the gate yesterday.

The only reason I might believe he’s trying to get to Rome is because he’s committing to the “I’m trolling Harry” schtick and to keep going with that bullshit he needs to get to Rome.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Imagine the crying and begging and suicide baiting he had to do to get her to come back and then realize he didn't do it because he loves his wife and child but because he had to save face online, what a life this man has.

That's the one thing that will keep these two retards in this unholy union. They care more about proving da haterz wrong than anything else. They married out of spite and will stay together out of spite. Meigh will never leave.

 

[Kheapathic]

Is there any solid verification he’s on any flight or at the airport today?

The photo he posted could have been from yesterday or today. Ralph would def make her do “getting ready to go to Rome” photos at the gate yesterday.

The only reason I might believe he’s trying to get to Rome is because he’s committing to the “I’m trolling Harry” schtick and to keep going with that bullshit he needs to get to Rome.

You can pay for wifi on airplanes, so even if he's online hollerin' there's no proof of where he is; at least until he posts a totally 100% unique photo of him somewhere, like in front of the Colliseum or other landmark. Just gonna have to wait and see.

If he already has, I'm a retard who doesn't go on twitter and thus hasn't seen.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm flashing back to that reddit Relationship Advice story where the OP took the wedding ring of his wife's late husband and started smashing it with a hammer screaming about how he's dead and he's her husband now.

The biggest difference is that no soyjack redditor could dream up a story this dramatically trashy for updoots.

 

[Elmo]

This is all performance for his fanbase of retards. Ralph could literally eat a turd on stream and they would spin it as a W. "You dropped this king" "Das Right! RALPHAMALE". His fans are drooling retards, even the discord using gayopping faggots with kiwifarms accounts who think they're above it all. Calling your new wife a whore on twitter is based.

So are criminals. We can't forget how based criminals are.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Found the JFK ground ATC audio of their flight requesting a return to the gate

https://files.catbox.moe/nnul9t.mp3

I was expecting a funny audio clip where you heard a pig screaming in the background

 

[Kheapathic]

I was expecting a funny audio clip where you heard a pig screaming in the background

Get him drunk and angry enough, would unironically expect him to rush the cockpit door, bangin' and hollerin' about how important he is... right before a Federal Air Marshall tazers his ass.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Get him drunk and angry enough, would unironically expect him to rush the cockpit door, bangin' and hollerin' about how important he is... right before a Federal Air Marshall tazers his ass.

If the flight takes him over Le Bain there might be some serious clownworld kino in store for us.

 

[HackerX]

After listening to the audio, I really need one person on thep lane to be from the old south for one reason.

I'm just imagining one of them saying "We have a belligerent guy just hollerin'" and for Ralph to hear it.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Until we see them in Rome I ain't buying this was all a "work".

Ralph has one tactic in his playbook and that's to cope and sneed till enough time passes, or he's stumbled into his next embarrassing incident, that people have largely moved on.

In fairness though, his denial of reality and compulsion to defend his own ego in such ridiculous fashion is exactly why he is my favourite lolcow. His life is like a side character from Always Sunny.

 

[DumbDude43]

That's the one thing that will keep these two retards in this unholy union. They care more about proving da haterz wrong than anything else. They married out of spite and will stay together out of spite. Meigh will never leave.

im still sceptical about this. if she wasn't with ralph, pantsu wouldn't even have haters in the first place. if she was just digibros ex, even her thread here on kiwifarms would be dead by now.

 

[JamusActimus]

Froppy is actually cute though

dog open your eyes.
May with green hair is exactly what your 16 year old frog anime waifu would look like irl

Spoiler: proof

 

[Jack Awful]

Is there any solid verification he’s on any flight or at the airport today?

The photo he posted could have been from yesterday or today. Ralph would def make her do “getting ready to go to Rome” photos at the gate yesterday.

The only reason I might believe he’s trying to get to Rome is because he’s committing to the “I’m trolling Harry” schtick and to keep going with that bullshit he needs to get to Rome.

That's another good point. Did he even even explicitly state the photo was from today?

 

[break these cuffs]

That's another good point. Did he even even explicitly state the photo was from today?

He also undoubtedly has access to all her accounts and could have seen the email from his own device.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ralph is now Tweeting about how he "worked" Rekeita, because Rekeita put out a Tweet that was quite nice given their relationship.

This is so obviously cope and sneed, it stinks of shit. Why would you use a Tweet of Rekeita effectively wishing your family well as an own if not to try and deflect the fact your marriage is on the brink and it is not even a month old.

May might be garbage, but that baby didn't do anything and that's the only mother she has, if she goes back to Mexico with Ralph she is fucked. You're a thousand miles away from any support, you will probably lose all access to money that could be used to get you out of there and you are going to have your baby with you. You done fucked it Meigh, because now your only hope is going to be running to the Consulate and begging them to get you a flight home. Good luck, because piggy wont be letting you out his sight much more.

Fun times ahead for the RalphaFam when he has a few drinks and his inhibitions go out the window, and the only people he has to take it out on are his whore wife who ran away from him and that baby that won't shut her mouth. Scary shit, Rozy needs rescued.

Ralph is now at the point where he considers people saying something nice to him as getting one over on them. I can’t imagine being that level of spiteful and petty. What a sad, lonely life he leads…

 

[MadStan]

I know it is silly but nomenclature is rather important, Ralph doesn't have "tapes" he has USB sticks, no one has had "tapes" since...well a long time indeed.

I sure hope no one has gone into his home while he was away and taken those "tapes" of his. We might find an episode of "Three's company" on it for all I know. They might be right beside the old telephone...and oh look, is that the diary?

 

[Elmo]

I know it is silly but nomenclature is rather important, Ralph doesn't have "tapes" he has USB sticks, no one has had "tapes" since...well a long time indeed.

I sure hope no one has gone into his home while he was away and taken those "tapes" of his. We might find an episode of "Three's company" on it for all I know. They might be right beside the old telephone...and oh look, is that the diary?

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When he says "tapes" he means recordings i.e. he's been taking these "tapes" on his phone (be they video or audio only).

EDIT: It's just the kind of language he uses, similar to how he calls things "tacky".

 

[Beef Elemental]

That's another good point. Did he even even explicitly state the photo was from today?

It looks like a photo that he might have taken yesterday before everything went to shit and never tweeted it because it's just an objectively awful photo, even for Ralph.