Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Elmo]

"I called the mother of my only daughter AND my lawfully wedded wife a pig fucking whore who swallows my jizz like it's water to own all you a-lawgz! Now that I think about it it was probably YOU who called her a pig fucking whore. You can't abort the retort BAYBEE!"

Let's see how loose Meigh's reigns are after this escapade. What's the over/under of when he drunkenly swings at her live on air?

Also how he claimed his wife's sister sucked his dick but the woman whose mouth he raped was better than her.

It was all a "work". If that's what Ralph thinks it means. Then again, he's never worked a day in his life.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Never underestimate the actions of the terminally retarded.

Pantsu will probably be back with Ralph by the end of the day, heading to Rome. Christkang. Ralph will be tweeting about how he beat the A-logs.

you were spot on

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Also how he claimed his wife's sister sucked his dick but the woman whose mouth he raped was better than her.

It was all a "work". If that's what Ralph thinks it means. Then again, he's never worked a day in his life.

Work implies a scripted plan and reaction.
Ralph can't even script his own show, show up on time for it or be sober while doing it.

 

[Nick Gars]

Can't even convince himself of the lie at this point.

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Reads exactly like: "BITCH I WASN'T JO---... I mean, yes, it is indeed a joke and I have you all played into my hand like a Machiavellian puppet master... Eheh... Y-yeah, a-a joke..."

Even in text, Ralph just come across as a bitter woman trying to save face.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

For as big a deal as Ralph thinks he is, I’m struggling to find an AI art generator that recognizes his existence

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

For as big a deal as Ralph thinks he is, I’m struggling to find an AI art generator that recognizes his existence

I have had this exact same problem.

 

[Sithis]

I just feel sorry for the poor kid. As retarded as the parents are, odds aren't looking good at her
having anything resembling a normal life. Best hopes are that she somehow beats the genetic shit hand she's been given and somehow is smart enough to get away from Ralph and Meigh as soon as she hits 18 or before if possible.

For as big a deal as Ralph thinks he is, I’m struggling to find an AI art generator that recognizes his existence

Its possible that not even AI can render objects as large and dense as the Gunt.

 

[Not A Fed]

I don't...understand. It's literally just this:

Spoiler

 

[heathercho]

Ralph is so retarded it's unreal. Lets say for argument sake that everything he says about this situation is true. It goes something like this.

>pretend panstu left with the baby
>get alogs to talk about it
>get panstus dad to message her offering help
>reveal she never left to begin with

Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? Where's the point to any of this? Its like if i called 911 saying my house was on fire, and then when the fire department comes i go "haha you look silly replying to my 911 call"
Ralph's retardation knows no bounds.

Money. From Harry.

I don't think it was 4D chess, I just think these two are so oblivious and couldn't give a shit about the wider world, that they would fight, get kicked off and then hatch a plan to have THEIR needs met.

2 emotionally manipulative people, broke as a joke... I can absolutely see them using their fuck up as leverage.

Also, neither Ralph nor May would see turning a full plane around so they can get off as a big deal. Neither of them care about others. So it's a big deal to normal people, not trash like the Ralph's.

 

[7grains]

How on earth is calling your wife a bitch and a whore a "work", and how did this help the hunt own the a-logs? Sad.

 

[Trans Randy]

Made a new account just for this fucking trashfire.
A lot of people seem to legit fall at least partially for Ralph's "work" cope.
But fuck it, I'm hedging my bets fully that this was 100% real. Everything fucking lines up.

- Ralph's tweets are way too Ralph. Especially the part where he needs to point out there were "no charges" (implying it was so bad police/security did have to forcibly remove him, but they didn't arrest him so basically nothing happened at all!) - but also his typical Ralphisms of immediately calling his newly wed wife a whore.
- The flight delay.
- That Amanda woman on Twitter is an old account who has been active complaining about Trump and cheering for Biden. So unless Ralph himself, or some JesseBS Ayylawg, has been preparing this account for years just for this moment just to make up an imaginary on-flight incident, she's probably a real Liberal Karen who otherwise has nothing to do with this.
- The flight radio communications.
- The photo probably being from yesterday.
- Ralph tweeting constantly, and wanting to get on Dick's show just to shit on Rekieta. I don't think even Delta allows passengers to use their in-flight WiFi for passengers to be Hollerin'' about lawyers' hotwives on some Discord call.

Feel free to spam my post with Dumbs and Lates and puzzle pieces when it all turns out Ralph fooled us all and scored a fat Ralphamale W - until then, my prediction is: This is all real, the Horse is still gone, Ralph is banned from flying Delta, and he is now coping and Reething from some shitty New Jersey motel he can't even pay.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

At 2:30: "We have one passenger - we had an incident with him at the gate [inaudible] and said he was fine, but he's giving us trouble again. We need him off the aircraft."

In the inaudible portion I think she's saying "the flight purser came out and said he was fine".

I believe "purser" is a name for the head flight attendant.

To me it sounded like "he had been cut off" (of alcohol).

 

[RollerGator]

For me, it is all contingent on what they are doing.

Kinochet faking a sex tape dropping of May is gay-ops and shitty.

Cog and Dan taking Ralph at his word and then beating him in the street is funny, mainly because Ralph brought it on himself and then acted like a little bitch afterwards.

When PPP & Warski botted all those views for him by opening up loads of tabs, and his ego exploded over a single week, that was fucking kino.

Even Vickers getting a random guy to serve him after first acting like a fat, before deflating his hopes by serving him some papers was fucking brilliant.

In old parlance, it's the faggoty weens who ruin this shit - oh ho ho we got a tapemeasure in and checked his height! - oh amazing, that's so... that's something.

Jesse also stole the measuring tape bit from the guy he always steals from

https://youtu.be/Yw1pUSlWaEU

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Can we just take a moment to thank our local airplane autists for sifting through all the ground-control chatter to bring us the fresh lulz? Mad up to @Ratso Bronum and @Balldo's Gate and anyone I left out for the confirmation!

Before that, all we had to confirm it was the word of a random ( and frankly dubious looking) twitter account. Hear hear!

 

[BoomerPrime]

Just imagine how much it would cost to book a same-day trans-atlantic flight for two people.

He would have zero choice in seating, so he would almost certaintly be stuck in a middle seat in pleb class. If he paid for the WIFI so he could read his thread here, then it is entirely possible that an eavesdroping neighbor could be reading it as well.

If his return flight was booked with Delta as well, he will also need to pay for short notice pleb class return tickets. At this point, he feels like he has to go because all of his accomadations are prepaid and nonrefundable.

The drunken hollerin' that got him kicked off the last flight cost him many thousands of extra dollars. In total, their sub-economy class flights and 1 star roach hotel rooms will cost as much as business class tickets, and 5 star accomadations.

Jesus Christ, imagine being a normal passenger getting ready for a trip to Italy, and at the eleventh hour you discover you're one of two poor bastards who--instead of lucking out with no one in the middle seat--have to endure a 7-8 hour flight with a fat, sweaty, blathering retard crammed in between you, one half of his front-ass folding over to each the window and aisle sides and losing the armrests in a shelf of fat as he crams himself into the seat, attaches his required seatbelt extender, and then spends the entire time hollerin' under his breath.

Regarding May and whether the whole thing was a work: X to doubt and until I see the Gunt, her, and the baby together in front of a recognizable Italian monument, I'm going to be optimistic and hope she hit the road. She's retarded, but that kid deserves better.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

For as big a deal as Ralph thinks he is, I’m struggling to find an AI art generator that recognizes his existence

I've heard that he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

If this was all a work to rile up his haters, wouldn't it have worked better if they pulled this prank after they landed Rome?

 

[Trans Randy]

Jesse also stole the measuring tape bit from the guy he always steals from

https://youtu.be/Yw1pUSlWaEU

The most bs thing about Jesse and the measuring tape is that the fucking tape wasn't even used.
He built it up as his big finale for his Ralphamania show and then the big "height reveal" was a photo of some dude, completely blacked out, standing next to Ralph with Jesse going "Okay guys but I pinky swear this guy is like 5'8 so that means Ralph must be 5'1".

Anyway, fuck Jesse, thread tax
Ralph and his pledge to Loyalty (like to his two-week wife)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I've heard that he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

Well, he’s only relevant to people who are connoisseurs of drug addled white trash..

But I still feel like some stock photo sites ought to have some reference to this. What does Alamy have to reference “man pig?” For all we know, the Soviets probably tried to make one

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I will never, ever understand people who go out of their way to fuck with Ralph.
Ralph's biggest enemy has always been and always will be Ralph.
This is a "man" who has chosen to have four titties.

I mean if I see him on the streets randomly I might be inclined to go out if my way to fuck with him but with it on the internet I just watch him ruin his own life