Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph doubling down on his absurd claim that he got kicked off a plane and called his wife a whore to own the aylawgs. This is like watching a retarded child throw a tantrum.

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I wonder how well these tweets will age, even if the horse does stay in her stable for now.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Ralph is so pissed and so out of it that he'd probably attack the Pope if he looked at him funny.

 

[Jack Awful]

That's cause it isn't a work. In all likelihood, they got into an argument the moment they were unceremoniously escorted off the flight and kicked out. Then in a drunken haze it's likely Ralph got the wrong idea when Pantsu decided she needed a little break from him after the embarrassment of the situation itself. He then went a little nuts on twitter and when he actually found her probably eating at an airport restaurant he probably had a lot of explaining to do.

Pantsu probably will take those pics with him to 'help the work' but there's now going to be some serious introspection on her part. She now knows he'll fly off the handle and sell her down the river the moment things get tense or rough. If this is how it went down, that is. It's the best I can think of as to why this happened the way it did.

I don't think Pantsu is mentally capable of introspection.

 

[break these cuffs]

To preface I'm not really a big Ralph follower. In fact I barely know much about the man other than through listening to the weekly MATI stream in the background. But damn I had to see it to believe it, Ralph really is somehow dumber than a cartoon character. I know there are people with poor foresight, but how can one man somehow make every wrong decision within the time span of less than 24 hours.

Gutter trash like Gunt have been around forever it's just that it took the internet to give them exposure and enough income revenue to keep going. Go a methed out trailer park or some shithole hood and you can find plenty of retarded assholes like him. They're just usually spending so much time hustling for a couple bucks or selling street level dope that they can't develop a lucrative career as an online clown. Ralph is a one man show and who puts out consistent content and that's what makes him special. The assorted characters of IP2 have high highs, but also low lows when it comes to content. It's what makes Gunt so special.

 

[gaystoner]

yea i got thrown off the plane when a passenger told me to stop abusing mah wife. Whats the big deal alogs?

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)


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[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Yeah ah gawt fuckin' kicked awff the flight bitch. So whut?

His retardation still takes me by surprise even now.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

>has to pay for multiple tickets to italy because he was belligerent
>considers it a win

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Haha, so I was right. The horse went off to take a break and Ralph freaked out because he was high off his ass.

That's cause it isn't a work. In all likelihood, they got into an argument the moment they were unceremoniously escorted off the flight and kicked out. Then in a drunken haze it's likely Ralph got the wrong idea when Pantsu decided she needed a little break from him after the embarrassment of the situation itself. He then went a little nuts on twitter and when he actually found her probably eating at an airport restaurant he probably had a lot of explaining to do.

Pantsu probably will take those pics with him to 'help the work' but there's now going to be some serious introspection on her part. She now knows he'll fly off the handle and sell her down the river the moment things get tense or rough. If this is how it went down, that is. It's the best I can think of as to why this happened the way it did.

I agree with everything except the end. The horse isn't going to be introspecting about shit except what is going to be like molesting her daughter in Rome. The horse likes being treated by shit, she likes watching Ralph treat others like shit (until he goes to far and costs them money but even then she quickly gets over it), she revels in this whole dysfunctional mess. Mark my words: the horse isn't going anywhere.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

I don't think Pantsu is mentally capable of introspection.

True, but her womanly instincts will tell her to fuck off if she doesn't feel safe or protected enough.
There's no way she's not realizing that she is in essence expendable to Ralph.

 

[Naoto]

yea i got thrown off the plane when a passenger told me to stop abusing mah wife. Whats the big deal alogs?

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This screams Ralph coping. I'm still on the horse left fence, unless I see a photo of her and Rozy in Rome.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

lol, this cope is getting funnier the longer he runs with it.

T/A

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

Haha, so I was right. The horse went off to take a break and Ralph freaked out because he was high off his ass.


I agree with everything except the end. The horse isn't going to be introspecting about shit except what is going to be like molesting her daughter in Rome. The horse likes being treated by shit, she likes watching Ralph treat others like shit (until he goes to far and costs them money but even then she quickly gets over it), she revels in this whole dysfunctional mess. Mark my words: the horse isn't going anywhere.

Well, if she was disgusted enough to need to walk away from him for a bit, it would mean she doesn't have infinite patience for his antics.

She may remain in her stable for NOW, but that patience will run out eventually.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

godwinson

Goyslopson*

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

TURKEY ARC LET'S GO!
"I COULD DIE ON THE STREETS OF TURKEY TOMORROW AND STILL HAVE LIVED!"


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[Trans Randy]

Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

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Ah yes, getting kicked off a plane for screaming like a retard at another paying passenger.
What's your first step? Huddle with your wife on how to make this an epic troll op about how she left you and is a dumb whore to own the ayylawgs.

Ralph is in full "tomorrow is Future Ethan's problem" mode, he is absolutely coping in the hardest and most pathetic way possible.
Meigh and Rozy are gone.

 

[AltisticRight]

My only regret before bed this morning was not adding a "fake and gay or real and gay" poll because I thought this was gay but also fake, or the battered horse will be back after leaving to cool some steam.

Pickme doormat mare, very sad.

 

[CamelToe]

Why not just say you got off the flight because you told someone to suck the micro peen? No reason to do the breakup angle, this is fucking stupid

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

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I told a bitch to suck my dick and mind her own business...

Which begs the question why, public mistreatment of women often draws ire from onlookers and rightly so. I am sure you and May weren't having an argument. I'm sure of it.

It still stinks of shit, at what point do you decide to make someone getting kicked off a plane into a "storyline"?

I think reading between the lines here, Ralph and May had a fight on the aircraft. Got booted off after Ralph started fighting with strangers who passed comment, and then when Pantsu left Ralph started tweeting awful shit about her.

They have since made up and the "work" is actually them saving face publicly. What a genius.

 

[byuu]

TURKEY ARC LET'S GO!

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