Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Freezard]

I can't imagine how horrifying his liver looks.

Imagine making a pate of it and eating it on baguette chips.
Edit- All you niggas posting islamic content reactions ought to know that pig liver isn't halal

 

[SpergioLeonne]

thats what i dont get! having his wife mad at him and having a fit at an airport isnt out of character even for like his own ralph approved persona that he wants people to believe in. like if ralph had all the good traits and luck he says he does this still could have happened. like his fans arent going to side with pantsu why lie about a fight? his fans will side with him on any dispute on a plane why lie? i could see ralph making a killstream on the airport and his fans giving cold takes on the tsa and how airlines suck and the gov is oppressive etc etc and how hes an outlaw king. and the alogs couldnt even really objectively prove hes lying. like maybe ralph could get in a fight with the airplane and his wife and be in the right we dont know. him lying confirms he knows its pitiful now. hes such a retard.

i fucking love this arc. i get to keep pantsu miserable by having to try and get off on ralphs 1 inch pecker while she slaves away in the hot mexican sun for life in abject poverty AND ralph shits his pants and has to argue with his own fans and explain to them the convoluted mental gymnastics theyll need to adopt to own da hayterz. while having to talk up a woman who doesnt respect him (Again)

But she has to heave the equivalent of a trash can worth of lard out of the way to get to that inch

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Well, it’s more like he’s weak minded as fuck and needs his copes so bad that it evolved into a mental condition. He’s incapable of processing how far he’s fallen, for real. The mental door to introspection has been cartoonishly cemented over, so he doesn’t have a way to get off this ride

Getting off the ride was never an option.
Ralph has never had a real job in his life.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah, so he is basically banned for life then?

"No, in fact I believe it was YOU who was banned for life from the Delta Airlines. *OWNED*"

 

[Polinky]

You dumb fuhkin' ayy-lawgs jus' don't understand, the second act of his "work" is clearly convincing everyone he actually got kicked off the plane for a-hollerin'. and y'all fell for it again!!!!!...until further records somehow come out at least.
He also sees Harry caring about Amanda as an L because of....personal opinion/experience? Guess we have a look into what Rozy's future is going to be like if Ralphamale lives to see her reach speaking age stays in her life.

 

[MeltyTW]

But she has to heave the equivalent of a trash can worth of lard out of the way to get to that inch

so negative 3 feet?

also wait a minute! ralph didnt work his being kicked off the plane into his work at all! he just said there was an argument and tried to make it seem like pantsu left. no mention of being kicked off, hes trying to make it seem like his being kicked off was common knowledge before he made his "work" tweet when it wasnt. someone had to really fucking dig to find any proof of it even. idk how he could even claim he factored the being kicked off into his "work"

guys .... im beginning to think that this actually wasnt the epic troll ralph says it is.

edit also i just realized his big reveal is literally just getting kicked off the plane and ruining his expensive trip that he hyped for the show even if we do believe this cope .... wtf ralph

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

What does Ralph really think he's achieving by this?

 

[Iron Father]

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Oh, the cope!

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Of course the second tickets didn't cost a dime. The police realized he was THE RALPHAMALE after they kicked him off and bought his second tickets to apologize.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Hot takes from @The Fatman Of The Opera pretending to believe Ralph's obvious cope to own Tardski, lol


T/A

 

[Trans Randy]

I am pretty surprised he wasn't suspended from Delta for a period of time. He must have immediately backed when he was told to cool off.

If he gave any back talk/bullshit hollarin' towards the staff, he would have been permanently banned. They don't put up with shit nowadays.

The only source for him not being banned is Ralph himself. A man desperately making up all kinds of bullshit right now.
Until he posts an actual photo of himself in Rome (or Cog posts a video of Dan beating the shit out of Ralph in front of the Sistine Chapel) Ralph is not in Italy or even on a flight, he's still in NYC or riding his truck back to Mexico.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He shit a brick when he realized there was flight data and tower audio.

Tomorrow someone will upload a video on the plane of Ralph calling Pantsu a dirty dick sucking whore that swallows, while Rozy cries, and he will explain his troll was so deep he totally fooled everyone on the plane, including Pantsu. But she’s totally lol’ing at now at how hilarious it was to be utterly humiliated and have plane turn around to toss them off. So proud of her rage pig getting them tossed of their “honeymoon” flight to Rome! Take that haters!

Tomorrow Ralph will claim that his entire life has been a work to fuck with the ayyy-lawgs. We were all just so stupid to believe someone could be so retarded that they could fuck up their lives as badly as Ralph. That'll really show everyone.

Ralph has truly taken on the Chris Chan curse

 

[BradolfPittler]

Even if Ralph is telling the truth about everything, he still comes off looking retarded. What does he have to show for his stunt? An e-mail from meigh's father showing concern?

 

[AStupidMonkey]

What was the "Epic reveal"? He didn't reveal anything other than "yea I called my wife a whore and the internet laughed at me". Did I miss something?

Does he mean Harry checking with his daughter if she needed help? Ralph I know you're retarded, but you're getting to actual clinical poop eating mentally handicapped levels of retardation if this is what you're trying to spin when you know damn well how you had Nora, Faith, and even Ade try to larp as happy domestic partners when they finally had enough of your wigger ways.

Yeah, and if* it WAS some epic gay op prank, why not wait until something funny shakes out of it? He could have leaked just enough info to get Cog or some other ween to try and catch Meigh by herself, and then out comes Ralph and a small entourage of local Ralphamales to catch it all on camera.

You know, just spitballing. But a "joke" usually has a "punchline."

 

[TJBirish]

Of course the second tickets didn't cost a dime. The police realized he was THE RALPHAMALE after they kicked him off and bought his second tickets to apologize.

Then the whole plane stood and applauded.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Ralphamale. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
There's also Ethan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Ethan Ralph truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Ethan's existential catchphrase "Call you an Uber," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ethan Ralph's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[OrionBalls]

This idiot would make a great motivational speaker to expound upon the dangers of drugs to teenagers. Eggs in a frying pan with a side of meth have more sense.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, and it it WAS some epic gay op prank, why not wait until something funny shakes out of it? He could have leaked just enough info to get Cog or some other ween to try and catch Meigh by herself, and then out comes Ralph and a small entourage of local Ralphamales to catch it all on camera.

You know, just spitballing. But a "joke" usually has a "punchline."

Or done a big photo reveal of them in Rome during KC. Hurriedly posting a sad photo of a haggard, sad looking trio in JFK only showed a panicked, desperate and failed cope.

If they got on a plane today Pantsu better have her full face make up kit and get ready show how joyful she is to be in Rome with her soul pig.

 

[Elmo]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Ralphamale. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
There's also Ethan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Ethan Ralph truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Ethan's existential catchphrase "Call you an Uber," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ethan Ralph's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Where's your Ralph tattoo?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

It was all a work, you stupid Kiwi marks. That's why Amanda is looking all disheveled in a pajamas-like blanket outfit, putting on one of the fakest smiles we've seen from her yet, which is an accomplishment all by itself.