Again this is retarded for even Ralph. He didn’t have to admit to getting deplaned. He’s definitely using this “work” as an excuse for his drunken buffoonery. He’s doubling down on pretending he doesn’t know what you’re talking about and leaning into how people are wrong. This is classic Ralphapanic mode.
>get kicked off plane for hollering at the passengersWhy would a man cope so much if it was all a ruse?
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter
“No. I felt bad about working my guys. I even worked Dick, Sisco, Giga, Kaz, everyone. No one was in except me and Amanda. Well and Rozy lol. Sometimes you gotta work the locker room for that epic reveal! No YOU guys are the definitive morons, btw, to be absolutely clear!”web.archive.org
i like thats hes literally actually reduced to just admitting that if his fans, and the alogs, both do the exact same thing then theyre not stupid but we are because the only thing that separates you into the cosmically mandated castes of "always wrong fuggin moron broke dick fags" and "always right kings" is if ralph likes you or not. like the fans can eat shit and the alogs could eat chocolate but the fans are still right because theyre fans. if a fan and an alog both drink tea then the fan is winning but the gaylawgs are gay for sippin some tea and lose.
"why are you such an unbelievable retard who stuck his dick in a blender to amu- own the alogs?"
Omg the levels of cope are off the charts. LmAO. Not even your parasocial online “friends” believe your bullshit Ralph, everyone knows you’re an unstable rage pig on a ten day bender.Why would a man cope so much if it was all a ruse?
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“No. I felt bad about working my guys. I even worked Dick, Sisco, Giga, Kaz, everyone. No one was in except me and Amanda. Well and Rozy lol. Sometimes you gotta work the locker room for that epic reveal! No YOU guys are the definitive morons, btw, to be absolutely clear!”
Almost sounded like he was gonna say “I’ve been with your sister. “
His levels of stupidity are truly one of the wonders of the internet in the YOOL2023.
We should also remember this meltdown in the context of the last week or so. He's been getting blackout drunk, taking xannies, having pillstreams, raging at meigh's sister on twitter, claiming he raped meigh's sister, etc.
That makes zero sense for Ralph. If that's actually what happened he definitely would have just gotten on twitter and been like
What was the "Epic reveal"? He didn't reveal anything other than "yea I called my wife a whore and the internet laughed at me". Did I miss something?
Well, it’s more like he’s weak minded as fuck and needs his copes so bad that it evolved into a mental condition. He’s incapable of processing how far he’s fallen, for real. The mental door to introspection has been cartoonishly cemented over, so he doesn’t have a way to get off this ride
He shit a brick when he realized there was flight data and tower audio.
Yeah, so he is basically banned for life then?
thats what i dont get! having his wife mad at him and having a fit at an airport isnt out of character even for like his own ralph approved persona that he wants people to believe in. like if ralph had all the good traits and luck he says he does this still could have happened. like his fans arent going to side with pantsu why lie about a fight? his fans will side with him on any dispute on a plane why lie? i could see ralph making a killstream on the airport and his fans giving cold takes on the tsa and how airlines suck and the gov is oppressive etc etc and how hes an outlaw king. and the alogs couldnt even really objectively prove hes lying. like maybe ralph could get in a fight with the airplane and his wife and be in the right we dont know. him lying confirms he knows its pitiful now. hes such a retard.
His tweets from the past 36hrs are going to be used against him in like four court cases.
