Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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Why would a man cope so much if it was all a ruse?
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“No. I felt bad about working my guys. I even worked Dick, Sisco, Giga, Kaz, everyone. No one was in except me and Amanda. Well and Rozy lol. Sometimes you gotta work the locker room for that epic reveal! No YOU guys are the definitive morons, btw, to be absolutely clear!”
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I’m sorry to say, but anyone who buys even a little bit that this was some kind of “work”, is a caved-in-head retard. This is Ralph we’re talking about. He perpetually fucks up everything in his life, but THIS time it was a goof, guys. I can’t believe I even have to say this.
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

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If that story was true, then why didn't he tell that story from the start? Such a pathetic liar. You'd think he'd be better at it since he does it constantly.

Also, you fat sack of shit, you didn't get a no contest plea, you pled no contest and then you got a guilty conviction.
 
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Do these look like the eyes of a man who pulled off a successful op and is having a great time? It's very simple to see he's a broken man who just had to beg the horse not to gallop off.
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Also what is that circle thing in between his eyes? Surgical mark?
 
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I don't know whether or not to believe May is or is not back with Ralph. It is Schrödinger's Horse. The "work" is BS, but I can believe May is dumb enough to come back to Ralph after a fight, It is more likely Ralph is high on copium. If he could show definitive proof that May had come back, like another hostage vid, he already would've. I guess if /when those Italy vacation pics show up the truth will be revealed.
 
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Finally admitting he was thrown off the plane. Everything else was a work though :^)

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LMAO Ralph finally realized we had flight data and tower audio so suddenly had to “work” getting tossed from the in his pretend work.

Extra funny he’s pretending he called some rando woman a bitch on the plane to get tossed instead of May. I’m sure calling May a dirty whore (not a wife) and telling everyone she swallows meant he was madly in love after defending his wife from some slatternly whore on the flight.

Sadly, if Ralph had rage pigged on another woman there would have been immediate tweets from Pantsu’s account talking about how proud she was of Gunt standing up for her. She loves when he rage pigs and screams at other women, I guess because it means she’s avoiding the same treatments for the moment.

I do think he was in a Xanax and booze black out last night. He probably told May he totally didn’t remember what he did so she can’t hold it against him.
 
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Why would a man cope so much if it was all a ruse?
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter

“No. I felt bad about working my guys. I even worked Dick, Sisco, Giga, Kaz, everyone. No one was in except me and Amanda. Well and Rozy lol. Sometimes you gotta work the locker room for that epic reveal! No YOU guys are the definitive morons, btw, to be absolutely clear!”
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this really is the most pathetic cope i've seen him do, he cant admit he had a little spat with his pedo bride and came up with some bollocks that he cant even keep the story straight with. what a joke
 
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None More Black said:
obviously every woman's first thought after their ralph-looking husband gets them embarrassingly thrown off a flight because he's a belligerent drunk is "yeah cool let's make this a rasslin' storyline to fuck with people on the internet and my dad"

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Ralph, a known rage-a-holic, would have had the gumption to stop hollerin' and cook up a "work". Without doubt.
 
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