🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 28 49.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 23 40.4%
  • Total voters
    57
This queer is so pathetic. He doesn't give a fuck about his family unit, just spiting an older guy who hurt his fee-fees. Unbelievable. Instead of being relieved that things are "resolved" he takes to Twitter to rub it in Harry's face. How is this person even real? And how is he over the age of twelve?

May is confusing the fuck out of me. I want to say more about her but I'm at a loss for words. Maybe she wanted to spite daddy just as much, and deemed that a higher priority than protecting her daughter from the ragepig?
 
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I like this cause he made a silly typo hehe
 
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free_protons4u said:
He's a-hollerin' at some random woman all over Twitter. Nothing really notable or worth capturing, just calling her a NASTY WHORE etc. I'm guessing he's getting drunk and if he is actually at the airport, I could see him getting denied boarding again due to beligerence.. lmao
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that's @chudbere who just got blocked for pressing him on getting kicked off a plane for real
 
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free_protons4u said:
He's a-hollerin' at some random woman all over Twitter. Nothing really notable or worth capturing, just calling her a NASTY WHORE etc. I'm guessing he's getting drunk and if he is actually at the airport, I could see him getting denied boarding again due to beligerence.. lmao
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no thats a work too, in fact all of ralphs retarded actions from the vickers, gg, sargon, etc have all been works, gator is still loyal and hes in a secret discord with ralph, faith, pantsu, alice, even ppp and kinochet yucking it up at the dumbass fuggin alogs WHO SHOULD FUGGIN DIE FOR NOT SEEING HOW FUCKIN FUNNY AND TOTALLY NOT A SELF OWN MAH WORKS ARE.

Archie Lee said:
If Ralph truly understood pro wrestling then he'd know to never oversell an actual work

The fact he's over selling like Shawn Michaels vs Hogan smells very suspicious to me

If it was a work letting it stew and letting all the coverage run for a week would make the impact of it being "fake" much better in the end for him
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its almost like they just made up and trying to spin it as a work is the most retarded and transparent cope imaginable, confusing even hardcore fans as to how convincing the alogs youre the type of man to turn like a dime on his own wife is a win since he gets nothing else out of it
 
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PyrrhicRustle said:
I know it sort of pales in comparison to the rest of what’s going on, but trying to flex with a Jeep-brand stroller is hilarious. That stroller is currently listed for $170 from Target, and while I’m sure it’s better than whatever cheap piece of shit they were using before that, it’s still low-end for a proper stroller. If Ralph wanted to show off a real stroller, he’d be rolling up with an Uppababy Vista instead of all-plastic crap.
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Did he spend more on that gay ass Armani bag than the fucking stroller?!

Giving the benefit of the doubt and they both have real gucci glasses he spent more in that crap than a stroller for his kid.

seriously, how is a walmart stroller ever a flex? WHO is he flexing on?!
Just get a cybex design colab, now we're talking around $3000 w car seat and a cot, they even did a Ferrari colab if he like stupid car x stroller shit.
And that's not even a fucking dior one, those go for around $5-6000, at least cybex is a great stroller and is worth the money (you can get a regular one for as little as $1600-2000). But wtf would ralph know about fucking quality.
 
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A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
Ralph dunking on chudlady is actually pretty funny because no one ever really brings up how busted looking she is
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People don't usually bring up these stuff unless one reaches a certain degree of faggotry and as far as I remember (months ago) claire was pretty chill.
But I will agree, it is rather unfortunate the gods decided to use the Oblivion randomizer for her face.
And I will also take this moment to praise the sun for making me both extremely handsome and wise enough to not put my angelic visage online.
 
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