Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Hüftpriester]

Totally calm and sane. Definitely not drunk and unhinged.

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"I'm takin my horse to the superbowl, ayelawgs! I ruined the life of Harry Morris, I definitely didn't ruin my life at all" - peak Ralphamale cope

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[Ivan Daniloff]

If he were a man he’d acknowledge that Rozy is the only person he owned with this bullshit. She’s felted every day she spends under the same roof as him.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Where is Meigh right now?

Knowing Ralph, chained to the edge of the bed in their hotel room.

 

[LanceHaver]

So according to Ralph, they kicked him off the flight for being a belligerent retard, then he decided to spin up a ruse that only really accomplished making everyone think his relationship with May is finally falling apart.
What a genius 4D chess maneuver.

How uncharacteristically noble of him to block out his blood enemy's email address.
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Totally doesn't make it seem like he's hiding the address because he's actually just messaging himself again. But honestly it could very well be real and Ralph is simply afraid daddy twitter will spank him for revealing private info.

Scrolling through Ralph's timeline it is non-stop harassment, doxing and threats of doxing, and just general vitriole. I have no idea how he still has his account

 

[Jack Awful]

So according to Ralph, they kicked him off the flight for being a belligerent retard, then he decided to spin up a ruse that only really accomplished making everyone think his relationship with May is finally falling apart.
What a genius 4D chess maneuver.

How uncharacteristically noble of him to block out his blood enemy's email address.
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Totally doesn't make it seem like he's hiding the address because he's actually just messaging himself again. But honestly it could very well be real and Ralph is simply afraid daddy twitter will spank him for revealing private info.

Isn't pantsu's dad's name Harry, not Ned?

 

[Beef Elemental]

Where is Meigh right now?

Judging by the lack of pictures she's not on the plane with Ralph which means she is en route to Mexico or in Rochester.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Where is Meigh right now?

Nobody really knows, we only have Ralph turbo cope claiming she returned but he’s lying about everything else, so who know?

She might be on a plane with Ralph, stuck in a hotel with or without Ralph or back in Rochester. Gotta wait for a POL photo in a new location from Ralph to be sure. The sad photo in JFK didn’t prove Jack shit

 

[Paladin Derich]

>merely pretending

 

[Famke]

A few random observations and thoughts that I've made/had regarding ralph that don't really fit anywhere in particular so I'm just running them down here like it's a livejournal page.

- Ralph never would have been in this mess in the first place had he not taken to twitter to throw a fit over his horse scaring away. Proving what many have speculated in showing that May is in constant tension with herself over whether or not she should literally flee the relationship. With the texts that Harry has leaked, it makes one wonder how frequently this type of shit happens under other circumstances that don't cause him to take to twitter to holler over it. It also makes one wonder what was different this time. Was it her relative proximity to her family? Was it a particularly bad argument?
- Anyone, fan or alog, who entertains that this may have been a "work" for even a second is fundamentally incapable of discerning fiction from reality, and should probably live in the care of a trained professional. Even if Ralph wasn't a habitual liar who lives in constant terror of any potential injury to his pride, the fact that he "broke kayfabe" so quickly and without any payoff to speak of would be enough to know that it's all bullshit.
- Ralph's eternal cope of being a "wrestling heel" is hilarious and will never stop being hilarious. I saw in this thread that his discord avatar is apparently a picture of Andy Kaufman, who is an actual example of a non-wrestling personality playing a "heel" so well that he eventually got involved in the industry naturally, and he maintained the facade basically until his death. Ralph wearing his face as a mask to cope with the fact that he's universally disliked is like his wife claiming to be an SA victim to excuse the fact that she showers on a less than monthly basis.
- I don't follow the Rekeita shit beyond what is mentioned on MATI, but one element of Nick's success that everyone can learn from is that he seemed graceful and respectful on the way up, and as a result he doesn't have a horde of people clawing at him to drag him back down to earth as soon as things get a bit rocky. I think Ralph notices this dichotomy, but being a wigger he has an inescapable crab mentality, and as a result will never grasp why things have gone so differently for Nick.
- I'm curious whether or not May had access to her e-mail during this whole ordeal. If she did, Harry probably possesses a smoking gun that he could drop whenever he wants. If he's smart he'll let Ralph cement his story before dropping it so he (we) can watch him frantically try to retcon his story the same way he did with getting kicked off the flight
- @Balldo's Gate and the other fellow who got the audio from the flight (sorry I forgot who it was) deserve a lot of kudos, and people like them make getting on this website's bad side a genuinely terrifying prospect for people with skeletons in their closet. Much respect for these types of posters because they really make it a much more entertaining place to be.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You think Ralph just doesn’t understand what a loving father is? Like I don’t know enough if I can blame Harry Morris for Meigh, but he at least supports his offspring and tries to pull her out out of her relationship with Ralph.

I wonder if it’s like trying to describe the taste of Cilantro to somebody who has the genes that make it taste like soap. He’s unable to comprehend how a father can’t be a deadbeat puppy killer and fulfill the roles of a father without being a performative faggot about it.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

People keep referring to the JFK photo but I was pretty sure that was determined to be pre-hogout?

 

[Harambe]

Ralph, congratulations, you totally got me, I thought you were blowing up your life again by being a drunk retard. You did it, you drunk retard. You're not even competing with lolcows at this point, you're now competing in the nigger leagues.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

You think Ralph just doesn’t understand what a loving father is? Like I don’t know enough if I can blame Harry Morris for Meigh, but he at least supports his offspring and tries to pull her out out of her relationship with Ralph.

I wonder if it’s like trying to describe the taste of Cilantro to somebody who has the genes that make it taste like soap. He’s unable to comprehend how a father can’t be a deadbeat puppy killer and fulfill the roles of a father without being a performative faggot about it.

Ralph is a sociopath. He doesn't "get" emotions or what drives them, he just emulates in order to appear normal. He doesn't connect with his children simply because he can't. They're as much props to him as that bowling trophy.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Lol, football is gay Ralph.

 

[Kirby]

May started retweeting some of his stuff around 8 hours ago and it was only after this point that Ralph started claiming he was working everyone.

More than likely what happened is she looked at her cracker jack ring, remembered fake Elvis walking her in an empty chapel to her life partner and had a momentary flash of clarity and tried to escape. Ralph probably got in touch with her bawling like a baby screaming "i can change baby" and she was like "okay" and he proceeded to get smug again and start tweeting about how he outsmarted everyone.

I have a feeling May has left the barn already though. She's sticking around for now to keep things stable but deep down she is already planning her escape.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Totally calm and sane. Definitely not drunk and unhinged.
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"I'm takin my horse to the superbowl, ayelawgs! I ruined the life of Harry Morris, I definitely didn't ruin my life at all" - peak Ralphamale cope
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Oh boy! I can't wait for this gunted fat ass to guilt trip his audience to buying him Super Bowl tickets. Tickets, that by the way for nose bleeds, cost almost up to 5k a ticket. If I was Ralph I would be more worried if the Chiefs are going to beat the Eagles. Chiefs struggled this last game and are kind of battered. Not to mention that they don't really have the best defense, at least when it comes to covering the offense. Meanwhile the Eagles are very healthy, have a strong offense and defense and are the favorite to win. Given the fact that I know that this fat fuck borrowed money from the local cartel to bet on the Chiefs I would have more on my mind and not be looking to spend up to 10k that I do not have for tickets. Instead I would be thinking of ways to escape Mexico if things don't pan out for this years Super Bowl.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

May started retweeting some of his stuff around 8 hours ago and it was only after this point that Ralph started claiming he was working everyone.

More than likely what happened is she looked at her cracker jack ring, remembered fake Elvis walking her in an empty chapel to her life partner and had a momentary flash of clarity and tried to escape. Ralph probably got in touch with her bawling like a baby screaming "i can change baby" and she was like "okay" and he proceeded to get smug again and start tweeting about how he outsmarted everyone.

I have a feeling May has left the barn already though. She's sticking around for now to keep things stable but deep down she is already planning her escape.

She saw Null's video ranking her potential suitors and realized Ralph was still her best option.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph doesn't understand that there is no L to be had by us in this. If the horse leaves, we get to watch him descend into a Hell of his own making. If she doesn't, we get to watch the pedo slag cunt descend into Hell with him. Either way, it's entertainment.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Even if Pantsu comes back, Ralph won't win because he will still be married to Pantsu.

 

[Um...]

With Ralph, any time he says the word “work”, it always seems to have a queer meaning. Never actual work.

As much as I enjoyed the corn harvest, I’m looking at that tired, scared little baby, and it just isn’t hitting the funny bone. Too much of a mom to appreciate any of the antics.

Me too. Imagine how overtired, overstressed and irritable that baby must be after being drug all over two countries nonstop for days on end, Long car rides, longer flights, schedule constantly being disrupted and turned upside-down…and now on top of all that she’s on an 8 hour flight to Rome, after being who knows where all night last night into this afternoon…then once they land they’ll be slogging through yet another airport trying to find their luggage (which may not even be there after they got kicked off their original flight.) And THEN, once they make their way to whatever lodgings Ralph booked… it will be MORNING and time to start sightseeing IMMEDIATELY, no time to sleep because they’ve already had a day cut off their already too-short stay! No rest for you, baby Rosy!

Yes, I’m a-logging but there is NO reason to drag a baby along on these trips. If Ralph hadn’t fucked up their lives she’s be happily staying with her grandparents, being pampered and spoiled and cared for properly, not being dragged all over the fucking world.
(end rant.)