DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Piece of Peace]

i mean, yeah, obviously i don't count that. someone works 8 hours, comes home and streams 2-3, yeah, no contest. i was speaking people who stream as a job.

I mean if we're looking at comparable full time streamers, does he actually work harder than them? At least the full time streamers I watch he's the laziest of them all by a huge margin.

Although I guess if we count just existing on camera as the same amount of work as developing and engaging with your stream then that may be true

 

[clothes in my closet]

He definitely works more than most (though "work" is dubious with this low effort faggot).

Phil doesn't "work" more , he just "shows up" more.

He's like that employee that is always working overtime, and always telling you how much and how hard he works, but you never actually see him working.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Weird pointing is an Italian thing, Groob.

Except Phail does the Polish version naturally.

This is kind of pedantic, but I'd imagine if you stacked him against streamers who also have actual jobs (in addition to streaming) that falls off drastically.

That and ones that actually edit their shit.

 

[JimiHendrix]

does he actually work harder than them?

I...didn't say that he did? that was kind of the entire point of my post. i said he works longer.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Unrecorded internet tough guy act was fun to watch

 

[clothes in my closet]

Phil just went fucking TOXIC over the people saying that its TOS for Phil to ban people for not paying up for Warzone bounties

This checkmark that was in Phil's chat earlier today showed up again and called Phil on his shit

And of course Phil banned him

Spoiler: Leviathan

 

[Iron Father]

He definitely works more than most (though "work" is dubious with this low effort faggot).

Phil doesn't "work" more , he just "shows up" more.

He's like that employee that is always working overtime, and always telling you how much and how hard he works, but you never actually see him working.

That's why I emphasized the "more" part with italics.
As in, he wastes more of his time than the average streamer.

Reading comprehension dumpstered itt right now.

 

[Kheapathic]

Something I picked out from Phil's story about being unable to locate turkey burgers. He said there were turkey patties, but they weren't seasoned. Dude thinks he's some sort of Italian Sauce King, but can't season his own fucking patties.

Also he's a retard, Bison meat is tasty.

Edit: Also Phil, the dials on your stove shouldn't be considered accurate. Low/Medium/High should be what the flame looks like (if it's gas) or how much energy is being pumped through the plate area if it's electric/induction. You should also stay at your stove when cooking, so you don't come back to smoke; you eye it, see if it's burning, and adjust.

 

[clothes in my closet]

That's why I emphasized the "more" part with italics.
As in, he wastes more of his time than the average streamer.

Reading comprehension dumpstered itt right now.

I was agreeing with you. Maybe i should have said that.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil might be the most whipped married man in history.

 

[Ptolemy]

>Dave says that they don't like using the airfryer momma Burnell got them because "cooking oil gets everywhere" and "you need to clean the walls of the fryer".

Dave and Kat are actual DENTS when it comes to cooking. Oil in the air fryer? Are you fucking serious? TWO people couldn't figure out an airfryer in that house.

 

[Elescondido]

I kinda love this cooking story cause it shows how much of a narcissist he is.

Cooking recipes are just guidelines since not all kitchens are the same and not all circumstances are the same so if you have little cooking experience you still may fuck them

What does Phil say? i followed the recipe doooodd i did nothing wrong .

And thats what i think they fucked the last christmas dinner they cooked for themselves, what i said about cooking is true for all things but it is the most true in ovens so you gotta have at least some cooking skills ...

what does phil said? the recipe was bad dood! thats the only possible explanation

 

[Piece of Peace]

I...didn't say that he did? that was kind of the entire point of my post. i said he works longer.

Ah yeah my bad, I don't read so good since I started watching DSP.

 

[Iron Father]

I was agreeing with you. Maybe i should have said that.

My bad.
Between Ethan Ralph happenings and the site crashing every 7 seconds, I'm a bit distracted.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

>Dave says that they don't like using the airfryer momma Burnell got them because "cooking oil gets everywhere" and "you need to clean the walls of the fryer".

Dave and Kat are actual DENTS when it comes to cooking. Oil in the air fryer? Are you fucking serious? TWO people couldn't figure out an airfryer in that house.

Phil couldn't figure out that using velcro on a coat rack wouldn't work and why it kept falling in that Washington "heatwave". Because getting a stud finder, a drill and bitset is too much work, dood! Well, Kat once mistook sour crème for butter and she just looked at it for five minutes without saying anything, so, nothing shocks me. What I do find hilarious is how Phil screwed up chicken! Yeah, he screwed up dinner, but it wasn't his fault. It's those stupid idiots that label the chicken and giving off "bad instructions" on how to prepare it. Well, time to open up the DoorDash app and spend $50 - no tip because Phil is struggling - so Phil and soulmaid can have dinner.

Edit: Phil being the smartest man in the world thought that he could cook frozen chicken. What happened was that the kitchen started to fill up with smoke. I swear to God, him and soulmaid are gonna start a grease fire and have NO idea on how to put it out. Unless you tip him and give him instructions on HOW to do it first, but it has to be in numerical order and from a known whale, or else he won't read it. Who has he's gonna try to burn down the WAKhando on their list of 2023 happenings?

 

[Corpun]

I can't wait for Phil to shoot down NG+ of Dead Space on the hardest difficulty in 10 months when he finally finishes his first run because 'the game takes too long'. There's going to be a lot of poorly made excuses to justify his ego not taking a bruising.

 

[Kheapathic]

I can't wait for Phil to shoot down NG+ of Dead Space on the hardest difficulty in 10 months when he finally finishes his first run because 'the game takes too long'. There's going to be a lot of poorly made excuses to justify his ego not taking a bruising.

From what I understand, hardest difficulty (Impossible) has perma-death (like DS3). Sure you can get around it by save scumming and using online drive/usb stick to backup your save; but that's too much effort for Phil. So he'd see perma-death and nope the fuck out.

 

[Corpun]

From what I understand, hardest difficulty (Impossible) has perma-death (like DS3). Sure you can get around it by save scumming and using online drive/usb stick to backup your save; but that's too much effort for Phil. So he'd see perma-death and nope the fuck out.

I can already hear the excuse. "Now giiyz, I was going to think about doing a run on the hardest difficulty, alright, but the dumbfuck game developers have to be elitest snobs and add permadeath. Like who in their right fucking minds does this. No one normal, an average fucking gamer, would manage on that. All these fucking billion dollar companies all try and pander to the lowest common denominator, all these pros, these speedrunners, so on, right? How about you curtail your games as thus, companies, if you want to stay afloat. (CLOWN CAM ACTIVATED) DESIGN YOUR GAMES FOR THE AVERAGE PLAYER!!!!! (CLOWN CAM OFF) It's what the develops of GoW Ragnarok did, and everyone LOVES that game! It's just dumb, alright, how stupid can these companies be if their this rich and succesful, but it's the dunces at the top who all have ten yachts and mansions and treat people like dirt and all this other fucke dup shit that make these decisions. (Sips, chews water, scans chat for people agreeing) Yeah, I agree (Insert your preferred dent) these companies just don't know what their doing. In fact, uhhhhh, this reminds me of the time I worked for a helicopter company..."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Regarding Phail not knowing how an air fryer works and fucking up every meal he tries making in a cartoonish manner:
a) reminder that this retard wanted (probably still wants) to open a restaurant
b) just more proof to my theory that he's 85 IQ max

Also, his "solution" to the instructions of the frozen chicken being wrong? Just have various types of instructions depending on what robust-style meal he wants to make. You just know that if we lived in his fantasy reality with multiple sets of instructions on food he'd bitch about it being too confusing.

Phil doesn't "work" more , he just "shows up" more.

He's like that employee that is always working overtime, and always telling you how much and how hard he works, but you never actually see him working.

Reminds me of the Nino's episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Nino insists he cleans the dining room area because he has pictures of himself doing so, then they cut to his mom saying: "If he actually cleaned the dining room he wouldn't need pictures to prove it, you'd be able to see it because the dining room would be clean."

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

I can't wait for Phil to shoot down NG+ of Dead Space on the hardest difficulty in 10 months when he finally finishes his first run because 'the game takes too long'. There's going to be a lot of poorly made excuses to justify his ego not taking a bruising.

He doesn't play any fucking game again unless it's extremely popular (think Dark Souls, dood), something with notoriety (his MGS playthroughs, but only once because of his stupid 'redemption' theming he used), and older, boring as shit because countless others also played the game better with better commentary kinds of games (Earthbound, Skyward Sword, Super Turbo AGAIN)... Only game he played 3 or so times was Dark Souls 1, and even then it was two melee characters, one with an RNG drop speedrunning weapon and the other a twinked upgraded weapon, and the third was using a few pyromancies before pivoting to sorcery... So you could almost say only two runs because he could've just used a different weapon instead of sticking to 'what he knows' and never swapping weapons (just like his DS2 redemption run actually...)

He needs to learn how to get more out of what he spends on games (or rather spent because of gamepass/dent head freebees) but he knows he has nothing to add and playing a game so soon after he originally plays it would show how he has ZERO information retention. His ego and his sub-90 IQ would never permit it, which is why he keeps (or kept) spending $60 for a single playthrough if even that. What a waste, especially for a guy that hates video games.