Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%

  • Total voters
    641
oh i forgot, this whole think has finally answered a question i had about ralphs fans, are they too stupid to know what ralph does or how he fucks up or do they excuse it for clout or stay in his graces for validation or because theyre also trashy and only care about the ability to be trashy together. This shows me its definitely the latter. Pantsu likes ralph? shes the best gaylaws! doesnt? shes the worst and you fucking gaylawgs better not believe the dumb whore or associate with a pedoph- oh she likes ralph actually? well then shes thes best again!

I mean alot of them were actually just confused and basically begging ralph for the script to how this shitshow is in anyway a win or what he hoped to accomplish and what the cope is and what the convoluted series of events they have to pretend happened vs reality is. ralph also trying to say its dirt simple and were morons for not getting it ..... but not his fans who also dont get it for some reason, cements this for me. so arguing with guntguard is a waste of time since convincing them of something they already know in a way they cant cope will at most have them ask ethan for the rest of the script to be shat out onto the napkins
 
I totally disagree.
The lighting looks very real, and Ralph is far too retarded to learn master class Photoshop.
Plus, Ralph's battlestation is in Mexico. I really doubt some shitty phone app could turn night to day so realistically light that.
This is the guy who texted himself about getting a Pantsu pass to do sex with warskis sister in Portugal so I’m surprised he remembers left from right by this point.
 
Do these look like the eyes of a man who pulled off a successful op and is having a great time? It's very simple to see he's a broken man who just had to beg the horse not to gallop off.
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Also what is that circle thing in between his eyes? Surgical mark?
Magnified the (surgical?) scar between El Cerdo’s eyes, looks like a numeral 6, or a flat and almost digital display style letter “G,” uppercase. Anyone who see’s can judge for themselves:
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Magnified, no drawing, dot-scar.
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Traced over the basic scar in a shade of light red.
 
Ralph doesn't understand that there is no L to be had by us in this. If the horse leaves, we get to watch him descend into a Hell of his own making. If she doesn't, we get to watch the pedo slag cunt descend into Hell with him. Either way, it's entertainment.
well lets be a hundred percent with ralph, even though i dont want ralph content to end early via death spiral or suicide even if theres an explosion, mantsu not leaving does at least deny us that big explosion in the short term at least, might piddle out or it might lead to a bigger explosion in content down the line. dunno. but we have that L regardless of if this is a work or not. his own fans believed it too because it happened. even theyre confused at to how this is supposed to own us and make us feel like retards while hes forced to comfort the fans who believed it by saying that theyre not retards even though they did the same "retarded" thing.

whats the big difference between vito and dick etc believing ralph fucked his marriage vs us? why are the GAYLAWGS retarded and vito isnt? plus we have content anyway which even his fans pointed out that this still gives us a story and he cant 100 percent hand wave away everything, the most you got was to sadistically laugh at a man reaching out to his daughter but hes one alog not nearly all of them.

in fact lets run down why this would have been retarded to fake

1. You cant 100 percent prove that it was a work so trolls will just say its real anyway (also yeah now that i think of it if its a work why no vid with timestamp to have pantsu say its fake and preplanned?)

2. You dont get paid for pranks regardless of ralph seems to think? he missed both his trip and a potential killstream to lose money and "own the alogs"

3. we dont look stupid despite your instance that intelligence or stupidity is judged solely on well you like the person because everyone you like and your fans also believed it. surely youd have pantsu do some overacting or have a hidden clue that its fake so its obvious to everyone who isnt blinded by ralph hate, that tends to be the point of people in ralphs position faking things.

4. you make your own marriage look chaotic, weak, and like a joke because again you didnt timestamp a prerecorded video to prove that it was planned 100 percent so at least some people even if all goes well will think you call your wife a whore to the public unironically just so you can chuckle at jersh moon!

so youve accomplished nothing a prank is usually supposed to even if it was a prank. you also exposed that literally everyone can believe thatd youd be a complete and utter retard and blow up at your own wife for nothing. and youve given us content when there otherwise was none and let us know you got kicked off the plane which you could have avoided entirely
 
Magnified the (surgical?) scar between El Cerdo’s eyes, looks like a numeral 6, or a flat and almost digital display style letter “G,” uppercase. Anyone who see’s can judge for themselves:
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Magnified, no drawing, dot-scar.
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Traced over the basic scar in a shade of light red.
It looks like a butthole between his eyes
 
Ralph acting like this is some kind of elaborate troll is just desperate and at this point I can only feel sorry him.
The story of the Ralphamale oscillates between being so pathetic that you didn’t think it was possible, and everything he does is stupid and funny. Both happen to be occurring at the same time right now.
 
Even though I don't like the horse, I was glad to see her escape that abusive asshole and keep her child safe at least. Now I see she ran back to him and they're gonna pretend it was planned all along? I try not to blame women in abusive relationships, but at this point fuck it. Horse is signing up for this shit and deserves what she gets. The only innocent party here is the child who will be beaten by ralph and/or raped by her mom since she's a pedo. What a miserable existence.
 
The more I read shit about Ralph the more I just feel horrendously sorry for his poor fucking kids. I know this is likely a sentiment shared by every veteran guntwatcher but since this is new to me it only recently hit me like a ton of bricks that some day his kids are going to be able to read all this shit about their fucked up parents online :[
 
Magnified the (surgical?) scar between El Cerdo’s eyes, looks like a numeral 6, or a flat and almost digital display style letter “G,” uppercase. Anyone who see’s can judge for themselves:
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Magnified, no drawing, dot-scar.
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Traced over the basic scar in a shade of light red.
Soon there will be two more sixes imprinted across his brow and the antichrist will be revealed!
 
The more I read shit about Ralph the more I just feel horrendously sorry for his poor fucking kids. I know this is likely a sentiment shared by every veteran guntwatcher but since this is new to me it only recently hit me like a ton of bricks that some day his kids are going to be able to read all this shit about their fucked up parents online :[
And he literally only had these kids specifically to spite Null.
 
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Ralph seems to have very underwear gnome-like logic.

Step 1: Say retarded shit
Step 2: ????
Step 3: PROFIT!!!
That's why instead of having the money to both be a degenerate AND hire a competent attorney to resolve his legal misadventures, he runs away to Mexico where living costs are cheaper and he can ignore those misadventures and any costs associated with them.

Lots of people make enough money to drink and drug and gamble and travel and clean up any messes they make. Ralph doesn't. He runs away from his messes and thinks that's sustainable. It isn't.
 
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