Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Booby Jones]

Kinochet is so fucking annoying and gay

"excuse me ma'am, poopy doo doo fat man"
Ralph btfo?

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

I've never seen a mental break like this before

Its like its all hitting him at one time how fucked his life is.

 

[Tovarisz]

It's all like one of this garbage tier tv dramas, I bet some hollywood jacko is actually going to some day find out about it and turn it into a script for one. Life is stranger than fiction tho.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I fear that this harvest will be the last. The feats of the Gunt can only be so great before the corn requires a sacrifice. I think we will see true rock bottom this year.

I don't think Ralph is gonna go out with a bang where he burns down his internet empire on a bender or his marraiges falls apart leaving him unmotivated to continue the show, nothing exciting like that.

I think it's going to end with a stroke. He looks worse than a 60 year old alcoholic in my family. His hair is grey below 40, he has an STD, he's hooked on coke, liquor and apparently there are rumors of even heroin now. Not to mention how fucking fat he is. Ralph is gonna go out with a whimper, on the kitchen floor as his brain self-scrambles

The guntolution will not be televised.

 

[Vapewizard]

this 73 page Happening rivals the 110-pages-in-one-day ProJared drama, and some of the Keffals events. Even a Ralph Ignorer like me has been sucked in!

Agreed. Last time I visited the Ralph zone was when the revenge porn saga was happening and now I'm drawn in again too even though my usual entertainment is in Stinkditch and Animal control.

 

[Pork Packer]

Oh he looks like warm, wet dog shit. I haven't been keeping up with his appearance outside of the MATI streams, but he looks so much worse than he did last week, tf

"HAHAHAHAHA MADE YEW LOOK AT ME! FUCKIN TROOOOLLELD AYLAAAWG!! RALPHAMALE WINS AGAIN!"

Srsly this is the entire thought process behind the gunt. He will smear himself with proverbial, metaphoric, figurative, and occasionally literal shit to get attention and then treat the disgust and mockery of others as some kind of victory because they noticed the fact he is covered in proverbial, metaphoric, figurative, and occasionally literal shit.

Its the mindset of a literally retarded grade school "class clown" who found the only way he could get people to look at him was to shit himself in class and scream ethnic slurs on the school bus, and delude himself into thinking the bored older kids egging him on were actchully his friends and proof he was one of the cool kids

 

[AMHOLIO]

this 73 page Happening rivals the 110-pages-in-one-day ProJared drama, and some of the Keffals events. Even a Ralph Ignorer like me has been sucked in!

I can't keep up with the Ralpha male every day, I just don't have it in me. I let other aylawgs be the chads loser simp stalkers and keep peeking in every so often to cheer them on.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

There seems to be a major misunderstanding here. The mark of the gunt isn't a G. It's a W

I think you're on to something there...

 

[PaladinBoo]

It is almost 10 am in Rome and Ralph has yet to post anything about being in Rome, the sights, May and the baby being all smiles, nothing. You would think that if he truly is in Rome with the wife and kid that he would be posting pictures real quick to own the aylwgs.

 

[Hot Dog]

So if Ralph really got kicked off the Delta flight for unruly behavior he is most likely banned from flying on that airline again and will be fined to the tune of 5 figures for wasting the carriers time since he is clearly at fault for being a drunk piece of shit. If he coughed up a few grand to fly on a different carrier for roughly 48 hours in Rome that's even funnier. I'm sort of surprised they would even let him back in the airport TBH.

In no way does this look good or have him come out on top, be it an op or whatever. He might be freaking out about that.

 

[Pork Packer]

It is almost 10 am in Rome and Ralph has yet to post anything about being in Rome, the sights, May and the baby being all smiles, nothing. You would think that if he truly is in Rome with the wife and kid that he would be posting pictures real quick to own the aylwgs.

Indeed I just checked the livecam of the "Coliseum" here....

https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia/lazio/roma/colosseo.html

https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/italia/lazio/roma/roma-colosseo.html

A lovely mild winter morning according to local weather reports with the sun shining brightly in a cloudless sky and not too many tourist swarms polluting the road.

Would be an unironically great time to see the sights and enjoy the local culture for even the most uncouth and rotund pigman and his barnyard family

MAYBE YOU SHOULD POST A PHOTO OR TWO ON TWITTER RALPH TO OWN DA AYLARGS!

 

[Path Wanderer]

TLDR: This happening

 

[PaladinBoo]

So if Ralph really got kicked off the Delta flight for unruly behavior he is most likely banned from flying on that airline again and will be fined to the tune of 5 figures for wasting the carriers time since he is clearly at fault for being a drunk piece of shit. If he coughed up a few grand to fly on a different carrier for roughly 48 hours in Rome that's even funnier. I'm sort of surprised they would even let him back in the airport TBH.

In no way does this look good or have him come out on top, be it an op or whatever. He might be freaking out about that.

If this is the case Ralph is probably seething right now. He was so hoping that the several thousand dollar bet (that he probably borrowed from the local cartel) that he placed on the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl would give him some breathing room after he paid off some expenses like Ralphamania. Now he is going to have to use those winnings (if the Chiefs win) to pay off his fine for Delta and the airlines will sure as fuck make him pay. These airlines are cutthroat when it comes to things like this. When Ralph gets a W he gets a massive L immediately after.

 

[Measured Kong]

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make her drink

 

[fedoralordjish]

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Why would he not take a photo with his wife and daughter at dinner to continue owning the alogs? His phone is charging from the battery on the table and is leaned up against somethingView attachment 4368828

Don't see anyone in the reflection of his glasses

 

[Devious Dave]

So is it confirmed she's back with him?

 

[bornuglyaf]

His body just just completely fucked. His head is so massive for his tiny weak body and he has no shoulders, no muscle mass and even his arms are tiny. But his face. Good Lord I never knew a human head could also acquire fat like that

Ralph has one of the most interesting physiognomies I have ever seen. Completely atrophied muscles over the entirety of the body. The area below the gunt, the ass and legs, is almost as tiny as his head is huge. The shoulders give the impression he is extremely narrow of frame, perhaps he has some bone density issues also? The hair is more gray than a 65 year old man's. He is like a giant weeble-wobble.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So is it confirmed she's back with him?

Nope.

No proof Ralph got on a plane to Rome either. He oddly posted an old photo from AC, it’s almost like he’s trying go find old photos to peddle BS.

No proof May is with him either.

I mean given Ralph le epic work you’d like he’d at least be posting a photo of “Buenvento a Roma” sign or Rozy’s first hours in Italy, anything even if he wasn’t ready to take a selfie of his hideous mug yet.

It’s more likely he’s sitting in a hotel in Queens or trying to get back to Mexico as it he’s on his way to Rome less than 24 hours after getting booted off a plane and causing a three hour delay of a international flight.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Nope.

No proof Ralph got on a plane to Rome either. He oddly posted an old photo from AC, it’s almost like he’s trying go find old photos to peddle BS

I mean given Ralph le epic work you’d like he’d at least be posting a photo of “Buenvento a Roma” sign or anything even if he wasn’t ready yo take a selfie of his hideous mug.

This nigga gonna crack out the Caesars palace photo album to own the aylawgs. Those trips to Vegas finally paying off.

 

[AltisticRight]

OP updated.
Enjoy this growing shitshow.