Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Weeb Slinger]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
The corn is calling...

That guy who drank from the wrong Grail cup at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade aged slower than Ethan Ralph.

 

[LanceHaver]

OK, there is fuckery afoot. I just re-downloaded the same file and now it's saying March 4th, 2010. Fucked if I know what this is.

Post your files as attachments please

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Ralph is apparently modeling his look after The Dude from The Big Lebowski

But clearly not his behavior. The Dude abides. The Ralph hollers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

i'm guessing this is a solo trip, he thinks he can still save face by pretending to be on a lovely honeymoon. he's a massively insecure faggot to such a degree that he controls all her social media and shit, the first thing he'd do to own everyone would be a picture of all of them smiling and shit.

edit: everyone came to the same conclusion at once rofl get fucked ralph, enjoy dying alone

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Ralph respecting a woman's wishes? Obviously that's a fuckin lie.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
The corn is calling...

He's respecting his whore wife's request not to appear on camera to own the ayelawgs, obviously. Ralph's patented "cope, seethe and dilate" stratagem has proven so effective, Harry's been speechless for two days.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's respecting his whore wife's request not to appear on camera to own the ayelawgs, obviously. Ralph's patented "cope, seethe and dilate" stratagem has proven so effective, Harry's been speechless for two days.

Let’s face it. He traded his talking horse for some magic beans

 

[Truly Rural]

LOL "Amanda said no more pictures of her" LOL
And Ralph just lets the bitch have it her way? Like bitch gets to decide whether she is in the pic or not. LOL At the moment in time, Ralph needs pics of May by his side more than fucking ever. This is the second time in his life (Chappel being #1) he wants to be seen next to May and he just lets her check out of it! Best husband ever. I'm so convinced!

Edit: she will mingle around ROME! and take 0 pictures from her honey moon! She won't pose next to no horse fountains, she will go sight seeing and take zero memories back home. She won't even take pics of Rozy when Pope comes out to bless the child. But Ralph will tell us all about it on the next KillStream!

 

[Null]

>no really she cares about her privacy now
lol
lmao

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph, where's the promised picture of you and your horsewife in front of the Colosseum? It's kind of weird you haven't posted a family photo in Rome to own us yet....

Literally 2 minutes later...

Oink for me piggy

Why does Amanda not want her picture taken? Isn't she happy about the 250 IQ gayop that exposed Harry has a caring father? So many weird things we're being expected to believe....

 

[SpergioLeonne]

>no really she cares about her privacy now
lol
lmao

What have you done, Josh?

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
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The corn is calling...

 

[metroid_fetish]

Let’s face it. He traded his talking horse for some magic beans

That's a great deal, so yet another W for Ralph.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

What have you done, Josh?

Feed the corn, or be fed to it.
This is the way.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The more he tries to sell this, the less believable it seems.

 

[MadStan]

Jesus a Ralph you look like shit. Honestly. You are aging like a mutherfucker.

You’re like a lump of lard that rolled over into the cat bed and picked up all the hair.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
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The corn is calling...

How did he grow a full beard since the picture in the airport taken yesterday?

EDIT: I misremembered

 

[Elmo]

Ralph has this look that is just demanding pickpockets' attention.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Ralph is alone in Italy. If he's even in Italy at all.
The Kim Jung Ralph picture is just as incriminating as you can see the waiter taking the picture for Ralph in the reflection of his "GEWCHEE" sunglasses.
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The corn is calling...

WAITER WAITER HEY BITCH GET THEBFUXK OVER HERE, HOLD THIS CAM DUMB FUCK AH NEED TO OWN THE AHOGS REL QWERK

My fucking sides man, stop ralph I'm going to be too sore today

 

[None More Black]

>no really she cares about her privacy now
lol
lmao

less than 48 hours ago he cared so little about her feelings they had to turn a plane around because he made a public spectacle of himself but now he's proving chivalry truly isn't dead

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph has this look that is just demanding pickpockets' attention.

I think he’d be on the negative spectrum of attention even from pickpockets. No more fancy manpurse, looking like you might accidentally grab a colostomy bag or an insulin pump