Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Elmo]

That is not my point. I am sure he does. I am saying that there is a very good reason Amanda don't want to be pictured that doesn't have to be a conspiracy.

That's all well and fine but what about Rozy? His habit of posting pictures of his children to own his hayturz is a natural reflex to him (to the point it's caused him constant hurdles with seeing his son).

 

[RollerGator]

That is not my point. I am sure he does. I am saying that there is a very good reason Amanda don't want to be pictured that doesn't have to be a conspiracy.

She's constantly posting pictures and videos of herself though.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

The location of that tweet is put down as "Roma Termini Tabaccini".
Archived tweet: https://archive.md/GMPbJ

Only three tweets in Twitter's history have ever been placed at "Roma Termini Tabaccini".

https://twitter.com/places/07d9d7d9af883000

It's likely a misspelling of Roma Termini Tabacchi, which is likely a tobacconist anywhere near or in Roma Termini railway station.

Is he in the USA taking selfies with a cup from ebay scrolling through Google maps looking for places to tag himself at?
I can picture him being too drunk to tell an H from an N.

 

[LanceHaver]

Ralph realizing Meigh isn’t in the reflection is going to stop taking pictures with sunglasses. Another win for us because we can see his wonky googly eye again.

Did he always have a googly eye? Losing control of one of your eyes is a symptom of opiate abuse

 

[JustStopDude]

Ralph so desperately wants to be this globetrotting, witty 21st century Hunter Thompson. He actually referred to his travel to Rome and Madrid as "global coverage".

Hunter Thompson was world-famous, known by presidents, and had multiple best-selling books. He was a real reporter. You will never be anything resembling Thompson Ralph, you just pretend you are in your drug-addled brain as another weird justification for all your drug abuse

Hunter Thompson was a violent, woman beater, an addict that allowed his addictions to turn himself a farce and a side show, and an all around terror to his family.

These are some parallels between him and the Ralphamale.

 

[None More Black]

That is not my point. I am sure he does. I am saying that there is a very good reason Amanda don't want to be pictured that doesn't have to be a conspiracy.

ralph, at zero point, has shown he gives a single shit about anyone besides himself, especially meigh. he fucks prostitutes, he forces her into mexico, he won't get a real job, he won't stop drinking, gator has said he suspects physical abuse, ralph married her at a fucking trash vegas wedding using a stolen credit card and he got the cheapest package. he leaves whenever he wants, she's said he loves gambling more than her, he made her dad store his ex-wife's dildo. the list is endless.

he even went on a big rant about NAWT POASTIN' PICTUERS OF MY DAUGHTER CAUSE AYYYLAWGS and IMMEDIATELY could not help but try to use her as some sort of internet brag, you are absolutely out of your mind if you think he can help himself right now.

 

[LanceHaver]

Hunter Thompson was a violent, woman beater, an addict that allowed his addictions to turn himself a farce and a side show, and an all around terror to his family.

These are some parallels between him and the Ralphamale.

Hunter was actually talented and achieved a lot, Ralph is not. He's not the only wannabe journo that justifies their drug use by worshipping Thompson.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That is not my point. I am sure he does. I am saying that there is a very good reason Amanda don't want to be pictured that doesn't have to be a conspiracy.

Ok, but Meigh never gets what she wants, and if she DID ever get something she wanted, we’d have to assume shit was bad for Ralph to suddenly care.

This is again a highly disgusting, bifurcated gunted individual who talks about the pussy of every female he happens upon, most often IN FRONT of Meigh and their child

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Did he always have a googly eye? Losing control of one of your eyes is a symptom of opiate abuse

Not always...
Welcome to the shitshow, BTW.

 

[Punished Brent]

Did he always have a googly eye? Losing control of one of your eyes is a symptom of opiate abuse

It happened when he got his shit kicked in by a pimp in Portugal

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I can't see May saying "no more pictures", her inner clout whore and jealous streak won't allow it. She hooked up with Ralph for what? Cause he's handsome, built, financially successful, charismatic and hung like a stallion? LMAO! No, it's because she wanted a crumb of e-fame, just like when she was with Digitroon, because he was connected to Dick Masterson.

Also, she would not only want to be in photos, she would insist on it. That's how women often time mark their territory. It says to all the other women that Ralph constantly ogles, "this one is mine skank, get your own man".

The horse has split and Ralph is doing his best to cover it up. Too bad he's too stupid to actually do a good job of it.

 

[BallBuster II]

He claims he didn't have to pay for the new plane tickets. From everything I have read, when you are forcibly removed from a plane, you forfeit your ticket and any right to a refund. That's 3 tickets he just ate. I say 3 because based on what I know about international flights, they require children to have their own seats instead of letting them sit on a parent's lap. So having to buy a whole new round of tickets probably wasn't sitting well with him.

Pantsu is a public person who has no shame, so no one believes for a hot second that she all of the sudden doesn't want more pictures of her taken on her Italian getaway honeymoon, especially after "working the ayelawgs" so hard. She would be proud and want to gloat about her massive W.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Is he in the USA taking selfies with a cup from ebay scrolling through Google maps looking for places to tag himself at?
I can picture him being too drunk to tell an H from an N.

He certainly allowed a social media site like FourSquare (which is built into Twitter) to determine his apparent (erroneous) location for him, rather than give a manual, specific name of location that is accurate. He would either not give away any location(s) (least any alogs try gunthunting again) or, if he was to bother blogging about the various sites he is at, at least give a genuine location.

 

[Elmo]

I can't see May saying "no more pictures", her inner clout whore and jealous streak won't allow it. She hooked up with Ralph for what? Cause he's handsome, built, financially successful, charismatic and hung like a stallion? LMAO! No, it's because she wanted a crumb of e-fame, just like when she was with Digitroon, because he was connected to Dick Masterson.

Also, she would not only want to be in photos, she would insist on it. That's how women often time mark their territory. It says to all the other women that Ralph constantly ogles, "this one is mine skank, get your own man".

The horse has split and Ralph is doing his best to cover it up. Too bad he's too stupid to actually do a good job of it.

To add to this, Rozy can't say no so he'd be the first (and has in the past) to ignore the cries of an infant in order to shamelessly take photo ops to prove something to his retarded audience.

 

[Micheal Westen]

Ralph you stupid fuck, why are you tweeting all of this real time? He really thinks he's a 24 by 7 wrasslin heel ffs.

"IT WAS ALL A WORK YOU IDIOTS! YES I THREATENED MY NEW WIFE ON OUR HONEYMOON WITH REVENGE PORN - ALL TO SPITE YOU FUCKERS!

ALAWGS AND FOXDICKFARMS LOSES AGAIN! FREE AS FUCK VICKERS! SORRY GATOR! MY ARRIVAL IS IMMINENT!"

Ralph dunking on chudlady is actually pretty funny because no one ever really brings up how busted looking she is

God she's so ugly. What is up with those meth teeth @chudbere ? They're disgusting. Why can't you be a better Jimwalker and just use your voice like metacare?

Also what happened to the etsy page you mopped and all the fuckers you scammed money from? You keep dodging the question, even though at the mere mention of your name here you'll defend yourself with copious amounts of logs and screenshots. What happened Mrs. meth mouth?

 

[Olórin of Hype]

He claims he didn't have to pay for the new plane tickets. From everything I have read, when you are forcibly removed from a plane, you forfeit your ticket and any right to a refund. That's 3 tickets he just ate. I say 3 because based on what I know about international flights, they require children to have their own seats instead of letting them sit on a parent's lap. So having to buy a whole new round of tickets probably wasn't sitting well with him.

Pantsu is a public person who has no shame, so no one believes for a hot second that she all of the sudden doesn't want more pictures of her taken on her Italian getaway honeymoon, especially after "working the ayelawgs" so hard. She would be proud and want to gloat about her massive W.

I'm not sold on him being in Italy. There's plenty of ways to fake that. Italian Guntguard being allowed to access Ralph's account, post from locations in Rome with the location tags on, all while Ralph languishes in a motel 6.
Again, it's not like you need a galaxy brain to ask a foreign lapdog to help you own the aayyylawgs.
"Hey Anon, ya mind takin' these selfies and posting them around Rome. Ah don't want the ayylawgs to know my true location. Lets fuhgk Cawg and Turdski tuh-gether."

 

[BSV]

ralph, at zero point, has shown he gives a single shit about anyone besides himself, especially meigh. he fucks prostitutes, he forces her into mexico, he won't get a real job, he won't stop drinking, gator has said he suspects physical abuse, ralph married her at a fucking trash vegas wedding using a stolen credit card and he got the cheapest package. he leaves whenever he wants, she's said he loves gambling more than her, he made her dad store his ex-wife's dildo. the list is endless.

he even went on a big rant about NAWT POASTIN' PICTUERS OF MY DAUGHTER CAUSE AYYYLAWGS and IMMEDIATELY could not help but try to use her as some sort of internet brag, you are absolutely out of your mind if you think he can help himself right now.

I'm out of my mind? They have just landed after a overnight flight to Rome. Traveling with a little baybe in tow. (allegedly) She probably isn't looking her best. If she doesn't want her picture taken that is a completely reasonable request. I will even go as far as daring to suggest ralph would respect it. If she isn't there we will know in due time. There is no need for schizo theories and starting festivals just yet.

 

[maguyver16]

Let’s face it. He traded his talking horse for some magic beans

Is "magic bean" the new slang for Xanax?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Can Ralph seriously be this epically stupid and pathetic?

Ralph could actually pull off a legit troll by claiming May doesn’t want photograph and he’s suddenly a gentlemanly respecter of whore wife’s wishes. We all laugh at how retarded he is acting, all alone in Rome on a supposed honeymooon, and then he actually posts a family photo.

It’s almost easier to believe Ralph is trying a legit work this time than being retarded enough to believe he’d go to Rome alone, but insist his lovely whore wife and baby are there. They just suddenly don’t want photos posted and he respects the wishes of dirty cum swallowing whores.

Isn’t traveling alone but pretending to be on a honeymoon with your new wife and daughter too hilarious for even Ralph to attempt? If this is the case a deal was struck that Harry and Pantsu will maintain total radio silence and let Ralph pretend role-play a honeymoon in Rome without saying a word. In exchange Ralph doesn’t post photos of Pantsu sucking the Memphis micro, won’t encourage his small band of incel teens to harass and SWAT May by raging at his dirty whore wife on Twitter.

 

[Massacre]

Yeah that new update is beyond sus , 50% cope / 50% panik