Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%

  • Total voters
    641
so ralph is in rome while meigh and rozy are being doctored? basically the shit storm happens when he returns from rome? what about the entire family is in rome but they're in separate rooms?
We don't really know what it's like to be married to ethan ralph. All we can do is speculate based on what we know about ralph. Given what we know about ralph, the chances that pantsu and rozy are going through some serious spousal abuse here is pretty fucking high. If that's the case there could be legal charges being pursued, a divorce, a restraining order. Best to stay offline and just talk to a lawyer if that's the case.
 
I say 3 because based on what I know about international flights, they require children to have their own seats instead of letting them sit on a parent's lap.
If the child is under two they do not require them to have their own seat. You don’t have to pay extra or anything but you usually have to prove that the child is under 2 (with their passport).
 
Unless Pantsu doesn't want to go back to Harry for whatever reason and is currently homeless on the streets of NYC.
Would she be homeless? Or would she know people in New York?
PodAwful's fanfiction might not be too-too far from reality.
Minus the self insert.
What if she got away in that giant airport, hid out long enough to get an Uber to her friend's house?
It's not impossible to think she had two or three hundred dollars in some online account.

Harry being silent is the telltale that the horse isn't with her father.
But Harry could've gone to Rome to confront Ralph. He made enough money off of the Ralphamania merch to do it.

Anyone got Harry and Cog tag teaming Ralph outside of the Vatican on their Gunturion B-I-N-G-O card?
 
We don't really know what it's like to be married to ethan ralph. All we can do is speculate based on what we know about ralph. Given what we know about ralph, the chances that pantsu and rozy are going through some serious spousal abuse here is pretty fucking high. If that's the case there could be legal charges being pursued, a divorce, a restraining order. Best to stay offline and just talk to a lawyer if that's the case.
poor kid. this whole timeline seems like it's about to go through a really dark twist.
 
General question
Ralph's brain has been on a downward spiral for years now, but ever since the return from Ralphamania it's different. I always thought the intellectual decline from drug use was a bit less drastic and slow, but clearly his brain is not the same as it were one month ago.

Did Ralph take one too many Xanax and now his mind is irrevocably broken? Or is all this due to Mr. Feet cutting off the credit lines? I just refuse to believe that December 2022 Ralph would try to do what January 2023 Ralph is trying to do.
It's amazing to me how the most insignificant events can have the most drastic impact.

While Ralph was always a minor level lolcow (swinging on a cop etc), just 4 short years ago he was married to a non loli/non retard, relatively well liked online, ran a popular show & didn't look 25 years older than his actual age.

Then at the height of his success, a photo of his gunt hit the internet & he has fucked up his life so severely since then that he has to pretend to be some wrestling villain to cope with the sheer reality of the decline.
 
poor kid. this whole timeline seems like it's about to go through a really dark twist.
Relationships are dark a lot of the time. I know people compare ralph to a looney toon but we have to remember he's actually a terrible human being. The idea that he would be an absolute nightmare of a husband is pretty reasonable. Those kind of relationships can be difficult to escape from.
 
No placemats, diaper bag, drinks, or likewise another person would have if they were seated at the table with him. If nothing else, she's not there because she took another flight and he's waiting for her to get there to holler about what a great trip they're having as they speedrun through all the sights to see in the few remaining days of their vacation.

If you're going out to a restaurant with your significant other, she's at least going to be put together enough for a photo. Considering it's Meigh, it's not like she's ever shied away from having her image taken before.
i guess i could see his belligerent shenanigans on the plane resulting in them being separated for a period of time somehow but if he plays that off as some YALL GOT WORKED shit it's still all so retarded and pathetic and laughable
 
Relationships are dark a lot of the time. I know people compare ralph to a looney toon but we have to remember he's actually a terrible human being. The idea that he would be an absolute nightmare of a husband is pretty reasonable. Those kind of relationships can be difficult to escape from.
That’s the canned response. The only difficult part about escaping is the woman deciding to do it.
 
Would she be homeless? Or would she know people in New York?
PodAwful's fanfiction might not be too-too far from reality.
Minus the self insert.
What if she got away in that giant airport, hid out long enough to get an Uber to her friend's house?
It's not impossible to think she had two or three hundred dollars in some online account.

Harry being silent is the telltale that the horse isn't with her father.
But Harry could've gone to Rome to confront Ralph. He made enough money off of the Ralphamania merch to do it.

Anyone got Harry and Cog tag teaming Ralph outside of the Vatican on their Gunturion B-I-N-G-O card?
I don't believe that Harry being silent is indicative that Meigh isn't there.
As many other kiwis have already said, gunt could have struck some sort of bargain to not release horse porn if show feets stays quiet.
 
The booze certainly doesn't help the situation.
If Ralph had the strength to resist a drink his life would be a lot less unmanageable and disastrous. But he can’t. Ralph is a slave to alcohol and drugs. Weak bitch can’t stop letting a fucking beverage call the shots in his life. Pathetic.
 
Relationships are dark a lot of the time. I know people compare ralph to a looney toon but we have to remember he's actually a terrible human being. The idea that he would be an absolute nightmare of a husband is pretty reasonable. Those kind of relationships can be difficult to escape from.
i'm certain it's about to get worse. i'm certain ralph's drunken antics at home are catching up with him. i hope that he's just a drunken terrible human being but nnh... i hope i'm wrong.
 
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