Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Olórin of Hype]

I think May isn't with Ralph, she's in the hotel room and her phone has been taken off of her whilst she thinks about what she's done.

Is Rozy in the minifridge?

 

[SiggerNlayer]

If May was actually gone either her or Harry would have posted by now, I'm pretty sure she relented and went back to Ralph. Abused women go back all the time.
I'm gonna throw out a new theory and say the reason May isn't in any new pics is that Ralph gave her a black eye.

 

[Jack Awful]

if they totally split though what's this about?
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Ralph has been known to take control of his partner's social media. It's possible Ralph took complete control of Pantsu's twitter and hasn't given it back

 

[Pork Packer]

Ralph is a slave to alcohol

Slave to alcohol?!

Nigga is straight up buck broken by booze

 

[macrodegenerate]

People don't magically become noble and good because they have children.

If anything, this should support that May left. Amanda is a clout chasing fool without a shred of responsibility. I think that the increasing amount of effort to support a declining lifestyle is enough incentive to run.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yes I do. Ralph doesn't have to do the most shittiest thing imaginable all the time. I believe he would let his wife and child sleep, and not take pictures of them. That is totally inside the realm of possibilities in my opinion. If you are not at least open to that idea. You might get disappointed. It would be hilarious if he was faking his own honeymoon, but you certainly don't need to create a gotcha moment with weird theories of the reflection in his glasses. It just makes you look insane.

Why can't it just be my theory thst pantsu is still there but Is just more pissed than what ralph is letting on? It doesn't have to be the extremes of some ralpha delusion where people troll via 911 ing a plane by shitting in the middle of it and calling their wife a whore or the extreme of ralph having been shot by pantsu and her wearing his skin or whatever. Your idea would be more reasonable if you didn't just randomly decide ralph suddenly wasn't the shitty person that he is

 

[Olórin of Hype]

if they totally split though what's this about?
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I'll be the one to say it again. Ralph likely has access to her social media after what happened with Digibro.
The Ragepig doesn't need to be a genius to think of this, any control freak would want eyes on his woman's online activity---let alone a woman with a history of being shady.
Activity stops about 18 hours ago. Likes too.
My best guess is Ralph lost control of the account around then; but that doesn't explain why she's silent now.
I'm just as lost here, as the next ayyyylawg.

 

[heathercho]

Consider the following: the fag drunk wigger she thought was rich is broke.

She didn't just hook up with him. She's been with him for long enough to work that out.
Him being broke isn't going to make her become suddenly noble.

It doesn't make sense. If Ralph controls May's accounts and phone like everyone here keeps insisting he does, then what did May do? Get Harry to slip her a burner phone? A secret bank account? A new credit card? Then sent her off to Mexico, then Vegas to get married and then pretend he cut off the credit card...all for an elaborate ruse?

May has no money of her own and if Ralph is that broke, has none of Ralph's money either.
May's phone is going to be traceable to the rage pig.
The Harry Credit is no more.

So Harry swoops in and rescues May and Rozy, but gets foiled by the Rage Pig into not saying a word...incase he? Drops a sex tape? (She already had an only fans when dating Digi, but now she's suddenly coy?)
Some other non-sense?

Vickers successfully kept the rage pig away and that's Vickers. Harry Morris has fuck all to fear from Ethan, he wouldn't cower to him.

She's just not this noble and Morris is just not that intimidated by Ralph. She didn't leave when Digi trooned out. She looked like a whore on her wedding day just 2 weeks ago. She hasn't suddenly acquired a functioning brain, unless someone pre-orchestrated this whole thing for her and could MAKE her go along with it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

If Ethan is really in Rome I bet he’s barely leaving his hotel out of fear of getting attacked again.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If May was actually gone either her or Harry would have posted by now, I'm pretty sure she relented and went back to Ralph. Abused women go back all the time.
I'm gonna throw out a new theory and say the reason May isn't in any new pics is that Ralph gave her a black eye.

If she is with him thats just about the only reason he wouldn't have been smugposting with pics of them together.
He used a pic that was obviously taken before the flight for some reason and then an old pic from Atlantic City, its just bizarre.
If she's there she's not in a state where he wants pictorial evidence yet.
I just hope Cozy.tv is ok.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

If Ethan is really in Rome I bet he’s barely leaving his hotel out of fear of getting attacked again.

There's a Cog afoot.

 

[SargonF00t]

Yes I do. Ralph doesn't have to do the most shittiest thing imaginable all the time. I believe he would let his wife and child sleep, and not take pictures of them. That is totally inside the realm of possibilities in my opinion. If you are not at least open to that idea. You might get disappointed. It would be hilarious if he was faking his own honeymoon, but you certainly don't need to create a gotcha moment with weird theories of the reflection in his glasses. It just makes you look insane.

Ralph isn't saying that Pantsu doesn't want any pictures of her taken now, but after she is refreshed, then they can take some pictures.

Ralph is trying to get away with saying Pantsu has decided no more pictures at all, for the foreseeable future.

I'm wondering if because English isn't your first language, you may not have picked up that the scenario you are putting forward, seems extremely unlikely, based on Ralph's tweet about no more pictures.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Double Post Error. Plz delete.

 

[Pork Packer]

The snag in the "she's there but has a blacked eye so doesnt want to be on camera" notion is the question of why the heck ralph aint taken a picture with the baby? Or hell had her take photos of him with the stroller or whatnot?

I mean....thats the logical workaround if she doesnt want to be seen on camera

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

EDIT: Thanks to chudbere downthread, we now know that May and Rozy were along with the ride on the plane ejection, per a passenger on this first flight to Roma. This at least lines up with Ralph's absconded in NYC bit.
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Serious question - do we have any evidence May and Rozy got off that first plane to Italy? We now have corroboration that Ralph was escorted off the plane, and his own words. But nothing there says a woman left with him (or a baby). We know Ralph was hollerin' about May having run off, but what if he was so high/drunk that he missed she did not deplane with him? Maybe May's enjoying a nice Italian mother-daughter getaway?

Or maybe I'm a retard and missed the evidence? The only thing that has put her anywhere was the terminal photo from JFK, supposedly on Sunday, with a sunny amount of light coming in, during a rainy day. She could be anywhere!

 

[disavow]

Ralph going on a "family" vacation and slipping away to drink and do degenerate shit isn't out of character. I think we need to wait 24 hours or so before declaring definitively that the horse has slipped the stable.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

The snag in the "she's there but has a blacked eye so doesnt want to be on camera" notion is the question of why the heck ralph aint taken a picture with the baby? Or hell had her take photos of him with the stroller or whatnot?

I mean....thats the logical workaround if she doesnt want to be seen on camera

Did he punch the baby too?

 

[CamelToe]

The camera angle is all wrong, looks like he propped it on a bottle. If she was there to take a pic, I expected to looks something like the steak photo.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph isn't saying that Pantsu doesn't want any pictures of her taken now, but after she is refreshed, then they can take some pictures.

Ralph is trying to get away with saying Pantsu has decided no more pictures at all, for the foreseeable future.

I'm wondering if because English isn't your first language, you may not have picked up that the scenario you are putting forward, seems extremely unlikely, based on Ralph's tweet about no more pictures.

Oh shit you're right I missed that too, yeah that is right he didn't say no more pics right now he said no more pictures, I just assumed he meant for right now

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yes I do. Ralph doesn't have to do the most shittiest thing imaginable all the time. I believe he would let his wife and child sleep, and not take pictures of them. That is totally inside the realm of possibilities in my opinion. If you are not at least open to that idea. You might get disappointed. It would be hilarious if he was faking his own honeymoon, but you certainly don't need to create a gotcha moment with weird theories of the reflection in his glasses. It just makes you look insane.

Dude, it is confirmed and he has admitted that he was kicked off a plane that was taxiing for takeoff and lost a day of vacation over it.

That was a “conspiracy theory” until it wasn’t.

It would seem to me that being belligerent enough to get kicked off a plane with an overly tired baby, being stuck in the hell that is JFK would be irritating to a mother of said baby, and would not constitute loving, caring, or respectful behavior.

I’ve suggested that maybe you don’t understand the Ralph lore and the precedents contained in it, and you seemed offended. There is precedent for him not giving a fuck. There is NOT precedent of him giving a fuck. He ditched his baby for Vegas, he hit on his wife’s sister, he goes on week long xanny benders.. like Jesus Christ

I don’t want to exist in an echo chamber, so I’m not trying to make this into an argument, but your characterization of “weird theories” is starting to look like gunt guarding.