Some more stuff I found out about our friend Earl Dube AKA the whitebowser - Just some random stuff I was able to find.

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1. His Reddit is u/custard_few
2. He has a boob growth fetish
3. He was banned from Smokey’s server for wishing for the death of all trans people in said server should die as well as making a veteran suicide joke when a veteran was opening about his own experiences
4. He stalked women on the r/bigbreasts subreddit to find their onlyfans and call them out on it.
 
17. Absolutely hates niggers.
18. Is unable to pronounce "Manhatten"
19. Once did a fart so stinky smelling it made him shit himself.
20. Vehemently denies the Holocaust.
Actually number 17 is actually kind of true. He had a friend named Ricky and they got into an argument over Bowser groping a 14 year old he actually called Ricky the N word. Ricky is a black man. Bowser has said the N word four times.
 
24. Ricky needs to work on his sockpuppet game.
25. Once got a fortune cookie that said "Do not try to force yourself as a meme" and completely ignored it.
26. Has a small penis.
27. Is an NPC and doesn't know it.
28. Only drinks orange juice without the pulp.
29. Is a vegan but was ejected from a vegan Facebook group for being too annoying.
30. Enjoys cosplay.
31. Is fat.
 
32. Ate a homeless person on a dare
33. He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes (1968) movie. Charlton Heston found the makeup uncanny and and complained about it. The threats he made were so vile and demented Heston never left home without a conceal weapon after that day.
34. They say H.P. Lovecraft got the idea for poem On the Creation of Niggers from listening to him talking in his sleep.
 
24. Ricky needs to work on his sockpuppet game.
25. Once got a fortune cookie that said "Do not try to force yourself as a meme" and completely ignored it.
26. Has a small penis.
27. Is an NPC and doesn't know it.
28. Only drinks orange juice without the pulp.
29. Is a vegan but was ejected from a vegan Facebook group for being too annoying.
30. Enjoys cosplay.
31. Is fat.
Dude why the fuck are you getting like almost half of these right?
 
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43. He's a compulsive public masturbator
44. Once shot a man before throwing him out of an airplane
45. Close personal friends with Alec Baldwin and has collaborated with him on a number of projects
 
46. Bought and still currently owns the world's oldest toothpick
47. Genuinely believes all Wednesdays are Opposite Day, and has been tricked into multiple pyramid schemes this way
48. His ex-wife's sister's third cousin's stepson's father's wife's boyfriend's mailman once met Keffals
49. He's the secret Kiwifarms operative who's been spying on the Tranch using advanced drone warfare. His alias is The Ghost of Kiwi.
50. Physically cannot tell a lie, it causes him to develop ulcers.
 
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