Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[PTNR 2.0]

This tryhard rasslin' heel persona is hands down the gayest, cringest, most retarded thing about Ralph (and consider the considerable ground *that* covers). Ric Flair was cool because he was rich, attractive, fucked models and was up to his neck in charisma. It's a lot less cool when it's a fat retarded manlet who hasn't gone a day without eating a massive Twitter L in seemingly years doing the store brand version of the schtick.

 

[TyrasGuard]

So if they destroyed his eyes on Portugal, what will be scrambled next in Italy?

I'm not wishing him to be harmed, I just can't see Ralph not getting intro trouble when he is hollering louder than ever in a foreign country

 

[FamicomGorby]

I actually believe he is in Italy. He thinks taking these trips is some kind of W over his ayelawgs so he goes out of his way to make sure they happen. Going also keeps up the illusion that everything is fine and that it was "all a work" if May isn't with him, which I don't think she is.

I think he is there just because the picture he posted of the Palantine Hill isn't on the first page of google search results. He definitely would bail on Pantsu so he could go hollerin and fuck an Italian prostitute.

Really the only reason he got married and had another demon baby was to own the ayy-logs. Now that he's gotten married and had another bastard child he can get rid of em and continue living the Ralphamale lifestyle.

So if they destroyed his eyes on Portugal, what will be scrambled next in Italy?

Some Mafioso will burn him with boiling marinara sauce.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

This tryhard rasslin' heel persona is hands down the gayest, cringest, most retarded thing about Ralph (and consider the considerable ground *that* covers). Ric Flair was cool because he was rich, attractive, fucked models and was up to his neck in charisma. It's a lot less cool when it's a fat retarded manlet who hasn't gone a day without eating a massive Twitter L in seemingly years doing the store brand version of the schtick.

90% of what Ralph does would be at least somewhat comprehensible if he didn’t have a massive bifurcated gunt.

All the girls he rages at, trying to fuck his wife’s sister.. they’re made into the stuff of legend by the fact that he could look in a mirror and realize all the shit he gets frustrated by was preposterous in the first place. He never should’ve expected any of it.

Don’t get me started on his coping with substance abuse because it hurts him more than he can let on when people call him fat, so badly that he still calls other people fat like that makes any sense at all.

Imagine if Holland Proudfoot wasn’t disgusted by him and just complied willingly.

He wouldn’t hate women if he didn’t suffer so much rejection on his path to own the alogs, and he wouldn’t have to own the alogs all the time if he wasn’t a sad fat fuck

 

[Pork Packer]

Prima Facie/Fatty my take is that he had the typical obese trailer trash manlet public tantrum on the plane after being politely asked by staff to stop bothering the other passengers by his usual antics which got the two kicked off the flight and she finally snapped and left him at the airport, and he paid up for another flight to Italy to pretend it was all an epin trullz while oinking furiously down the phone at her trying to blackmail/bully/beg/bait her into forgiving him and hopping back onto the gunt when he is back in the US and lying about how she was with him the whole time in order to stop him being humiliated.

Ofcourse this is subject to change depending on what new shit he throws up onto twitter.

 

[Truly Rural]

I actually believe he is in Italy.

Not only that he is in Italy but the moment that Gunt carrying plane touched down Ethan became a world renowned scholar of all things Italy. Just wait, he is about to take you on a virtual tour and lecture about the country he has intimate knowledge of.

 

[Morgalara]

So if they destroyed his eyes on Portugal, what will be scrambled next in Italy?

I'm not wishing him to be harmed, I just can't see Ralph not getting intro trouble when he is hollering louder than ever in a foreign country

His piglet snout, it'll be so crooked that it will look like a sidewinder is resting on his face.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Not only that he is in Italy but the moment that Gunt carrying plane touched down Ethan became a world renowned scholar of all things Italy. Just wait, he is about to take you on a virtual tour and lecture about the country he has intimate knowledge of.
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@Miller pointed this out in the Rome thread but Gunt just wants to be Tony Soprano

 

[TJBirish]

I actually believe he is in Italy. He thinks taking these trips is some kind of W over his ayelawgs so he goes out of his way to make sure they happen. Going also keeps up the illusion that everything is fine and that it was "all a work" if May isn't with him, which I don't think she is.

He thinks that going on trips like this proves he isn't poor.

He really is a stupid, broken man.

 

[MeltyTW]

He thinks that going on trips like this proves he isn't poor.

He really is a stupid, broken man.

Real rich people can get a decent amount of likes on Twitter Ethan

 

[break these cuffs]

Being forced to revise my assessment of 'Meigh from Dumbest Cunt on Earth' to 'As Smart as Faith Vickers' is an L I might never recover from. The suspense is killing me!

 

[FamicomGorby]

He thinks that going on trips like this proves he isn't poor.

He really is a stupid, broken man.

What property in multiple states? As far as I know the only land he owns is the worthless swamp that he inherited.

He's the ultimate wigger, he's coming up on 40 and has nothing to show for his entire life save two bastard children, multiple lawsuits, and now probably not even married to a horse.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He thinks that going on trips like this proves he isn't poor.

He really is a stupid, broken man.

Multiple properties yet forced to live in a moldy Mexican concrete rental

 

[chudbere]

He thinks that going on trips like this proves he isn't poor.

He really is a stupid, broken man.

If he could have easily afforded the trip, he wouldn't have needed to do two back-to-back #honeymoon grift streams to raise money for it

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What property in multiple states? As far as I know the only land he owns is the worthless swamp that he inherited.

He's the ultimate wigger, he's coming up on 40 and has nothing to show for his entire life save two bastard children, multiple lawsuits, and now probably not even married to a horse.

There’s not really any chance he just left property sitting around to accrue taxes. Has to be sold or reverse mortgaged or something.

 

[HackerX]

I don’t think you’re up to date on Ralphalore

He's kind of a tard. DSP moderator or some shit and also couldn't comprehend why Cog/Dan would beat up Ralph during Portugal 2.

Take his autism with that information in mind.

 

[Pork Packer]

What property in multiple states? As far as I know the only land he owns is the worthless swamp that he inherited.

And now Im envisioning ralph's entire existence as some tryhard edgy reimaging of Shrek as directed by Mindy Kaling where shrek shacks up into an abusive trailer trash relationship with donkey

 

[Haramburger]

It's both theatrical and tragic that the kind of guy who's so controlling that he takes over his women's social media accounts, ends up losing access to the kids before he can ever become the godhead in their lives. Gunt wants to be a control freak but it all slips through his hands like sand. People keep comparing his white fur to Lowtax's but he's in the same emotional arc as well, losing women and kids as quickly as his assets & relevance. Expect another self-inflicted gunshot in a courthouse parking lot soon to "own the ayylawgs, oink"

 

[Jack Awful]

If he could have easily afforded the trip, he wouldn't have needed to do two back-to-back #honeymoon grift streams to raise money for it

Ralph's fans are dumb enough to believe the beg streams weren't necessary and that Ralph is totally loaded

 

[FamicomGorby]

There’s not really any chance he just left property sitting around to accrue taxes. Has to be sold or reverse mortgaged or something.

I'd have to dig up where it is but I think the land is pretty cheap, like maybe $10~20,000 total. I can't imagine the taxes are that much for it since it's undeveloped. Ralph has some weird obsessions that he'll do weird shit for, like wearing Ronnie Ralph's ring even though he's clearly allergic to it. I could see him paying just to hold on to Ronnie's land so future gunts can call it home or something.