Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[TJBirish]

It's after 9 in Rome and he hasn't tweeted in 5 hours. When do we start calling the hospitals?

 

[Null]

It's after 9 in Rome and he hasn't tweeted in 5 hours. When do we start calling the hospitals?

"hello pasta spaghetti do you have any fat retards in your ICU and if so can you get pictures of their broken bodies? gracias and arivederci"

 

[TJBirish]

"hello pasta spaghetti do you have any fat retards in your ICU and if so can you get pictures of their broken bodies? gracias and arivederci"

I was going to ask if anybody spoke Italian, but you're right, Gunt-hunting is a language everybody worldwide understands.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

"hello pasta spaghetti do you have any fat retards in your ICU and if so can you get pictures of their broken bodies? gracias and arivederci"

Wrong thread…

If you’re looking for Ralph, just oink rattle some pills

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Half the fun of the gunt board is egging Ethan on to do dumb things by speculating on just how pathetic he is though. That's like the entire formula

Which is funny but then retards start spreading and believing speculation with no evidence and you get people two months down the line who accept obvious jokes as gospel.

 

[Reversal]

The "May doesn't want pictures taken" is probably the saddest and most pathetic cope I've ever seen.

 

[Fools Idol]

I can't fucking believe he's actually faking this.
I can't fucking believe that he's pretending she is there when she isn't.
A lot of you guys predicted this, and I thought "noooo, that is too stupid even for Ralph."
Every time I have thought this, I have been proven wrong.

The real question is why? Ralph isn't the type of man to wait till he cools down before making decisions. In fact the this whole thread exists because Ralph had one argument and went straight to his "loose pussy whore bitch" mode and it's not like he ever stops when he starts. Something must have changed to make him do a 180.

 

[Glass House]

Ralph is too poor to afford an international data plan, so he goes dark every time he wanders away from a bar with wifi.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Half the fun of the gunt board is egging Ethan on to do dumb things by speculating on just how pathetic he is though. That's like the entire formula

Ralph says we’re obsessed haters but really I’m just bored at work and wasting corporate time here at the moment

 

[Weeb Slinger]

It's after 9 in Rome and he hasn't tweeted in 5 hours. When do we start calling the hospitals?

Ralph has been on a bender for weeks. He operates at an Olympian level of dive bar aggression. He looks absolutely dreadful. It is not clear what, if any, drugs he might be dependent on, or whether he will be able to obtain these drugs or suitable equivalents in Italy.

Assuming that he is alone, a Jim Morrison 'found dead in the bathtub' arc is not out of the question.

 

[Rigger Nich]

My dumb theory: Ralph gets forcibly removed from the plane but Pantsu and piglet leave voluntarily. They fall out blah blah blah and get back together. Ralph loses his ticket and money but Pantsu left voluntarily and was offered a partial refund or standby. Ralph tells her “we can’t afford two tickets but the people wanna see me and I got to make those sweet donos doing irl’s. Get your daddy to come get you and I’ll suffer thru the trip alone.” Pantsu agrees and poor heartbroken Ralph boards the plane alone, off to a foreign land to dine and selfie alone.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I know that a lot of people are speculating why Harry is being radio silent, I think I can answer that. If May is really back with Harry there is no doubt that Harry is probably filling a restraining order and no contact order for Ralph. My uncle was a former police officer. He told me that whenever a family member files a RO or No Contact Order on behalf of a victim that one of the first things they would tell them is to not contact or aggravate the person they are filling a order against. Doing so will only make the situation worse. Harry is smarter and wiser then Vickers. He just wants Ralph out of his and his family's life and is listening to whatever advice the police is giving him. I am curious to see what is going to happen when Ralph gets back to New York.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Yesterday before Ralph came out with his cope, I said this had the makings of a good psychological thriller. It was like Escape from New York meets Cape Fear. Now you throw in the element of international intrigue and you have a real blockbuster on your hands. Do we have any screenwriters here? This is a riveting storyline.

I'm not joking, someone should make this into a movie.

The Untalented Mr.Ralph

 

[stun_edgelord]

Bet: Ralph tries to fuck whores in Rome, but gets his legs broken by the local mob.
I'm calling it now.

 

[Hüftpriester]

It is not clear what, if any, drugs he might be dependent on, or whether he will be able to obtain these drugs or suitable equivalents in Italy

I'm operating off the assumption that he is dependent on mexican xanax and was able to bring his script to Italy. If I'm right, his recent behavior kind of makes sense.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Assuming that he is alone, a Jim Morrison 'found dead in the bathtub' arc is not out of the question.

Reminds of a Doors LP bootleg I had many moons ago. Grim Reaper comment bubble says "Bath time".

Perhaps one of the fine PS or graphic experts can reimagine this so it is an LP by The Gunt! Change the bottle to Makers Mark, use a googly eye head shot of the idiot for Jim, put a few pill bottles here and there etc.

Oh and change the grim reaper face to either Mr. Morris or his daughter. Or maybe even the poor innocent child who thankfully is not old enough to comprehend the lunacy around her.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

My goodness. It was a joke towards Ralphs technological handicap (he’s always having trouble with equipment) and a cheap shot at him holding and releasing the diary in violation of the RO. Shit, you aren’t implying you think I’m Ralph are you? Am I being too serious?

I was implying Ralph wouldn't have a word like nomenclature in his active vocabulary and picked it up in this thread, not that you are Ralph. His tweet came after your post.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Ralph needs some RnR. He should seek out the helpful types hanging around outside stazione termini after dark, leave the horse at the hotel.

he can't go to Yoo-rop without getting a kicking, It's tradition now.

 

[fedoralordjish]

The fact that Ralph isn't posting pictures or IRL content tells you everything you need to know. Something weird is going on. Here's my best guess:

- Ralph completely degrades himself at JFK airport in the early hours of 1/29/23 after he was kicked off a flight for being a pigman. Meigh gallops off in an uber. Ralph threatens her on twitter but deletes the tweets once he realizes she's coming back.
- After hours groveling, Meigh agrees to go to Rome but her spirit is completely broken. She sleeps most of the flight while Ralph picks fights with randos on twitter and continues to push his weird cope narrative.
- They land in Rome. Meigh is still pissed at Ralph. Ralph goes out drinking by himself, posts 2 photos accompanied by the most delusional cope yet: Meigh is completely fine and for the first time in her life, she doesn't want to be on the Internet. That's right, aylawgs. The biggest attention whore in the sektur doesn't want any attention while she's on a lifestyle flex vacation. LOL
- Ralph passes out from day drinking/xanax/jetlag/general exhaustion from having to beg his horse not to leave the day prior. He could very well sleep for the next 12 hours.

That's the best I have for now. I hope Ralph proves me wrong and starts posting photos of him and Meigh smiling in museums and restaurants. That is the reason they're on vacation, after all.

You should better stop posting

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph is poor he flies economy.
the people having real 5 star days are drinking wine win business class at the very least and they don't get kicked off.