Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[guntigo]

they both look like vomit on stilts.

 

[Polyboros2]

Ralph's too fat to ride a motorcycle, and he's too poor to do it right. He can't get a dinky rice rocket, it'd have to be Harley, and then he'd have to get custom Killstream leather suit. Way too expensive for his poor ass, he's more suited to a mobility scooter.

 

[Markorian]

I'm still sticking to my (revised) theory that after he got them kicked off the plane, she took off for a little bit to cool her head from the embarrassment, and in his drunken and drugged out state, he started tweeting right off the cuff. Wouldn't surprise me if she was only a few terminals down the entire time, getting some shitty airport fast food while he was calling her a whore on twitter.

Also, that fucking pizza looks like the kind of shit they'd serve to americans who you can tell with one glance are used to shitty microwave pizzas and would probably complain about anything authentic.

 

[OrionBalls]

May her misery be compounded from this day forth. And may her poor fucking daughter and father know peace.

 

[Null]

I ran the video through a machine learning emotion recognizer and the predominant emotion was fear

 

[BSV]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

 

[nothing2]

Ralph is just attention whoring at this point and will milk this "W" for as long as he can.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph's too fat to ride a motorcycle, and he's too poor to do it right. He can't get a dinky rice rocket, it'd have to be Harley, and then he'd have to get custom Killstream leather suit. Way too expensive for his poor ass, he's more suited to a mobility scooter.

Well you see now; the danger of giving pointless advice like this is that even if he could afford a bike, they are like elevators and have a 2-ton weight limit, so he couldn’t ride it anyways.

 

[LadiosSopp]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIWISISTERS I CANT I CANT BREED
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Oh noes you guys. Bamboozled again!

Meigh is actually there and he only wasted thousands of dollars, insulted and threatened his wife publicly, and was bullied into showing us his mare mere hours into his kayfabe to own us!

Meigh, if you can read this stomp your hooves twice as an SOS signal for Harry.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I ran the video through a machine learning emotion recognizer and the predominant emotion was fear

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Waddaya mean? This smile ain't real?

 

[Jack Awful]

I ran the video through a machine learning emotion recognizer and the predominant emotion was fear

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Likely gender:
UNKNOWN

 

[guntigo]

I ran the video through a machine learning emotion recognizer and the predominant emotion was fear

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that is a snaggle tooth. like someone put chicken nugget paste and teeth into an oblivion character generator.

 

[Pentamidine]

It's obvious that she actually did briefly get out of his physical vicinity causing him to holler on Twitter. There was no work. She probably just got mad, ran off, and came back because she's an abused spouse. Remember the leaked texts - she was basically always right on the edge of leaving Ralph, but could never pull the trigger. He had to claim it was a work because he couldn't think of a better way of taking it all back.

Also remember - we all thought the Mexico move was a work. He was drinking Mexican coke on video, his search history included searching for the Mexican consulate in DC, he had Mexican google for a bit, and was drinking Mexican cope. We thought he was using a VPN or something and planted the search history to throw everyone off, make everyone think he was hiding in Mexico while he was still in the US somewhere.

But we all gave him waaaaay too much credit. It wasn't a 200iq 4d chess move - he was just retarded. He really did just unwittingly give all those bread crumbs toward him moving to Mexico because he has a learning disability. In that same vein, anyone that believed that the airport spergout and brief divorce was a work are giving Ralph way too much credit. Him planning and executing something like that would be way out of character for him. Him pissing his spouse off and then declaring her a blood enemy for life is totally in character for Ralph. Remember, Rekieta became a blood enemy for LAUGHING AT A FART. Metokur became a blood enemy for complimenting a Kill All Pedos vid. He's a wigger, if he weren't so cowardly he'd probably fight someone to the death in the streets over a perceived slight. Since he can't do that, he just burns bridges and turns on people instantly at perceived slights.

Not originally posting images of May could have ACTUALLY been a work. The rare actual Ralphamale W. Or maybe she didn't go originally but decided to follow the next day. But it really is a shame. May might be a pedophile for cartoons but neither she nor her child actually deserves to be subjugated to Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I hope harry cuts ties for his own health at this point

 

[Null]

Waddaya mean? This smile ain't real?

THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mantsu is a terrible mother who allows a rage pig to holler and rant around her infant like it’s NBD. Rozy would be safer on a gun-themed movie shoot with Alec Baldwin. And now Meigh’s left eye is trying to make a break for it, just like her husband’s.

 

[LaurenLauren]

The bitch actually went to Rome with him, lol what a retard.

 

[Devious Dave]

it was fun while it lasted there is still hope he will manage to get his ass kicked in rome

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Well, I was too quick to judge Meigh. She is actually fucking retarded. Boy, is my face red.

 

[MeltyTW]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

Lol no