Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%

  • Total voters
    641
Ralph's too fat to ride a motorcycle, and he's too poor to do it right. He can't get a dinky rice rocket, it'd have to be Harley, and then he'd have to get custom Killstream leather suit. Way too expensive for his poor ass, he's more suited to a mobility scooter.
But that's why it would be so amazing. Just imagine little 5'1 Ralph on a motorcycle, a bowling ball of flesh and anger rocketing down the highway. It would be one of those things you'd see and later on wonder if maybe you'd just imagined the whole thing.

I ran the video through a machine learning emotion recognizer and the predominant emotion was fear

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It only returned that result because "brain trauma" and "inbreeding" aren't technically emotions.
 
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIWISISTERS I CANT I CANT BREED
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I can't get over his body proportions. His massive fat head that looks like an unkempt homeless dude in his 60s and tiny body with what appears to be the old dirty henley shirt from before with a button down over it. This just gives more facts to Ralph got kicked off and in a drunken haze thought Meigh wasn't with him so he trashed her on twitter. Also he looks and sound drunk while Meigh sounds retarded as usual. Guess it's par for the course for these two.
 
I thought they were both in Rome all along but this pizza is starting to give me schizo theories. Could they be in some southern state for a layover back to Mexico? I honestly can't believe they would serve something that looks like this in the Eternal city.
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Absolutely disgusting.
I'm still trying to figure out how they're on the east coast in Rome. Mixing up east and west is one thing, but Rome is inland...
Maybe just Ralph's brain damage kicking in again.
 
I thought they were both in Rome all along but this pizza is starting to give me schizo theories. Could they be in some southern state for a layover back to Mexico? I honestly can't believe they would serve something that looks like this in the Eternal city.
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Absolutely disgusting.
My parents have friends who live in Italy who occasionally visit us time to time. I also have an acquaintance from Germany who visits Italy regularly for vacation. They always show off the foods and fine wine they eat and drink and the looks of their food would bring anything here in the states to shame. The type of food Ralph and his family are eating looks like cheap Amerimutt style foods. Not good Italian food and Italians are known to be very prideful and proud in regards to their food. Even cheap Italian cuisine is made with fresh ingredients and looks miles better then even the best food here. Here Ralph is eating basic bitch pepperoni pizza and beer. Who the fuck has beer when they are in a country known to have the greatest and finest wines in the world?
However, this shows to me that Ralph probably does not have a lot of money. He is probably in some rat infested motel and can only afford to eat the bottom of the barrel of Italian cuisine. You truly are owning us Ralph by eating and drinking your gas station beer and pizza.
 
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Can't you guys tell how much fun he's having? Hitting f5 on this thread every 2 seconds?
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Full size pictures, note the lack of any scenery or context. Might as well as gone to olive garden. Even within the space of 24 hours, Ralph looks even more like fucking microwaved dogshit.
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Who goes to Italy and eats….PIZZA, lol. With every truly Italian cuisine option open to them, they choose a pepperoni pizza? Seriously?? Ahahahaa my sides
 
Let's understand this own
> Ralph is still in debt (assuming his not streaming in "Rome")
> A potential a log and or gypsy can still beat the fuck out of him
> Multiple cases against him back in the U.S
> His "boss" is getting tired of shit
> He is still fat and short.
At least he has his door mat gf with nothing to offer and a baby that, at best, will probably hate and never remember him.
 
romes a big city, you can find plenty of places there that serve shitty frozen pizza with salami slices if that's what you want.
Worst pizza I ever had was at some tourist trap in Rome.

They’re in Rome. Theory: the plane turned back for a non-ragepig related issue and this gave him the idea to make up a cunning troll involving calling his new wife a whore. Classy.
 
Mantsu is a terrible mother who allows a rage pig to holler and rant around her infant like it’s NBD. Rozy would be safer on a gun-themed movie shoot with Alec Baldwin. And now Meigh’s left eye is trying to make a break for it, just like her husband’s.

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She will regret this choice, I guarantee it. Also Ralph is still a druggie and a whoremonger, so he will still get his ass kicked.
 
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