Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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Godbear willing, Kim’s father will have custody. He seems like the most “normal” one in that hovel.
I wouldn't count on it. Kim's father seems to have the same almost completely checked out relationship with his family that Sammies father has. And even if he got custody, he'd just dump the kid off on Kim. It's kind of moot. Aiden is going to end up the exact same kind of low IQ trash as his parents, unless he's taken by the state and given to someone who will love him for more than his check. But as long as he's with Kim or ANYONE in her family? He's just going to be fed sugar, neglected, and probably raped by Dalton till he's old enough to start his career at Pulaski Co juvie.
 
Dumb fuck Sammie and Darnell got 2 puppies. Of course boy and a girl and probably not fixed.
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what i want to know is who in the hell is organizing this funeral. kim’s her only kid and i don’t see her having the brains or even having the emotional capacity to care enough to throw one together. meemaw’s coming home from the funeral home in a plastic bag, no urn, for sure.
She'll fit in just fine with all the fetal demises in Ziploc bags in the freezer.
 
She'll fit in just fine with all the fetal demises in Ziploc bags in the freezer.
I think they grifted the mermaid babies funeral from a church, will probably do that again with the mom. I still feel bad for Aiden, I'm sure kim is self absorbed in her own grief and treating him shittier then usual.
 
Poor things look like they need a deworming and nail trims. How many animals does she have at this point?
2 cats and 2 dogs now (I think)

Sammie posting video game porn, I really think she has a pregnancy fetish.
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She has the whitest mixed kids on Earth.
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Sure Sammie.
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Her handsome king asleep. I think sammie stole him from a museum and used an ancient artifact to reanimate the mummy.
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He looks like a sleep paralysis demon ready to render her immobile and commit unbearable horror upon her carcass.

Ew gak I horrified myself lmao
 
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Just sliding this eldritch culinary abomination

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I think Sammie really believes people believe she’s mixed or whatever she claims she is. The braids would be a horrific mix of Bo Derek in “10” and some Arkansas Wal-Mart hobo. Also, she’s putting out the call for random black men again.
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ETA extra fuckery.
 
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Just sliding this eldritch culinary abomination…
I may be alone on this opinion but we only used to get food posts like this from Sarge and it's nice Sammie seems to have taken the torch in that area since Sarge's most recent jail stint.
I mean, this is both a hate, and a war, crime in a bowl but it's fabulous. Literally everyone involved is plus sized or using drugs to manage their weight (Dalton, Sammie's corpse husband) because THIS is fine dining. Those are fucking canned salad shrimp which are absolutely horrible and taste nothing like shrimp.

Eta:
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Although it was probably Family Dollar brand, not Bumble Bee, but you get the idea.
 
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