YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

It was only caught 4 days after the VOD was posted to youtube, it really is few-frame flash of his open tabs. It's a true coomer brain move to leave that open when streaming anything though, I don't know how you don't just close all of your browsing windows before going live.

Bonus clip of the aftermath curtesy of Keemstar, currently crying and saying he found it from a pornhub ad (https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1620097030218711042)

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Lol, look at the both of them.

This is so fucking cringe and sad. Your GF is crying because your jerked off to some fucking bitch you know? What does she thinks you jerk off to? What does she jerks off to? What do we all jerk off to?

And he is crying too. Acting like it's so out of character or something. Come on...

I don't give a shit about celebrities and their personal life, but give me a leak and I'll be all over it. There is something special about what you can't have. It's not even about the person, it's just the fantasy of something you can never really have access to. Which makes it beautiful in a way, because unless you are a lunatic, this does not affect your life, anybody else's or your partner at all.

My girl can dream about fucking whoever she wants as long as it's not someone she's actually close to.
 
Lol, look at the both of them.

This is so fucking cringe and sad. Your GF is crying because your jerked off to some fucking bitch you know? What does she thinks you jerk off to? What does she jerks off to? What do we all jerk off to?

And he is crying too. Acting like it's so out of character or something. Come on...

I don't give a shit about celebrities and their personal life, but give me a leak and I'll be all over it. There is something special about what you can't have. It's not even about the person, it's just the fantasy of something you can never really have access to. Which makes it beautiful in a way, because unless you are a lunatic, this does not affect your life, anybody else's or your partner at all.

My girl can dream about fucking whoever she wants as long as it's not someone she's actually close to.
I think you missed the part where it is literally people he's close to. Thats why its so godamn funny that he didn't even close the tab. He lived with one of them for a while lmao. Retard not only pays for porn but he managed to nuke his streaming "career" over it.
 
This shit makes me laugh uncontrollably. Gotta feel bad for his wife, but holy shit having her in the background silently made this 10x funnier. Is there such a thing as looking at porn in a regular-ass normal-ass fashion when you're married? Even when I'm just dating someone looking at porn feels like it would be extra fucked up. :thinking:
There is so many levels of fucked in this shit.

-He co-owns a streaming production business with Ludwig, QT's husband who has way more weight in the streaming world than him
-He just quit his marketing job at NVIDIA to work at said steaming production business and full time stream
-He is personal, as in real life, friends with QT
-He knows QT has gone to extreme lengths to get rid of her deepfakes (really stupid move on her part, they are happening regardless of how much money she throws at the internet to stop them. But its the relationship and knowledge Atrioc has with her that counts)
-He PAID for these deepfakes
-He only recently got married to his college girlfriend
-He is a part of the lefty "feminist" crowd
-He lives in LA, which means he is surrounded by Douchebags who will crucify him over this (and lives within driving distance of Ludwig/QT)
-Then he comes out with the stereotypical crying YT apology, except you only need to replace the emotionally manipulative dog with his mediocre wife (who is pulling a "Hilary Clinton next to Bill face" hard here) where he tries and lies his way out of it.

Honestly, I am about 50/50 on his life being over. It really depends on how Ludwig and QT take it. They pretty much hold his life in their hands and they can choose to either crush him or let him go. He is almost certainly going to lose a lot of his audience over this though since there is so much overlap with his and Ludwig/QT's audiences who will simply disassociate from him over this incident (because the left eats its own) regardless of how Ludwig and QT take it. Not to mention the sponsors he is about to lose.

Edit: Just looked at his Reddit page for laughs and they are BURYING any mention of this shit hard.
 
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I want my 18.5gigs back. It's really not that great.

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How do you pay $30K a year to have deepfake porn 'removed' from the internet? I kind of figured once that stuff is out there, it's unfortunately out there.
From a deeply cynical pov, if she had any business sense, she’d be better off accepting it’s out there and making her own better exclusive deepfakes that she can make money off. Other e-thots should consider likewise, regardless of whether deepfakes of them already exist, because they will exist.
 
How do you pay $30K a year to have deepfake porn 'removed' from the internet? I kind of figured once that stuff is out there, it's unfortunately out there.
Probably paying a company/lawyer to issue DMCA take downs and legal threats on her behalf. But its pointless and only serves as a placebo, once its out there it will always be out there.
 
I don't think anyone's talked about him on this forum before, but Jonathan Paula (jpizzle1122, later Jogwheel). He was one of the guys who created Is It a Good Idea To Microwave This, a YouTube show that ran from 2007-2011. Episodes regularly topped 100k views which was nothing to scoff at by the standards of pre-2010 YouTube. It was made by three guys: aforementioned Jonathan, Jory Caron, and later on Riley McIlwein. The show stayed pretty popular until they ended it of their own volition in 2011. They ended on episode 300 and just didn't want the show to get boring, which is fair enough. The latter two guys more or less fucked off and haven't maintained a consistent online presence since 2011.

Jon, however, maintained his channel afterwards, uploading other stuff like movie reviews, food challenges, tech reviews, let's plays, and other content from these sorts of generic online genres that have already been done to death. Though competently made, there just really isn't a whole lot of reason to watch these videos over the thousands of other Youtube movie reviewer type channels. The only ones that ever topped the Microwave show for views were the ones that used unabashed egregious clickbait. Even now these remain the most popular videos ever uploaded to his channel.

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The microwave show was Jon's bread and butter for years and was the main thing his channel was known for, so logically when he stopped making it, his channel's view count started declining. Unfortunately, Jon apparently doesn't understand why this happened, and he even made an entire video in 2016 talking about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmItAh3FejY

This video can basically be summed up as 8 minutes of John getting buttmad about people not watching his shit anymore, and then blaming the YouTube algorithm for not jamming his milquetoast movie reviews down the throats of people who clearly aren't interested. He also doesn't do a very good job of hiding his ego, doing things like claiming his content is "objectively better than it's ever been" and that the videos themselves aren't actually part of the problem. He makes this strange argument about channels declining over time and he seems to think he's owed viewership and popularity simply just for being on YouTube for a long while. (Despite also willingly discontinuing the thing that made you popular in the first place) He also does mention the clickbait videos but pretty much handwaves that entirely and just goes "yeah but who can blame me?" before moving on.

And obviously this post wouldn't be complete if I didn't mention his Twitter political sperging. It ebbs and flows depending on where we are in the US election cycle, but it's definitely a regular thing for him to be bitching on Twitter about whatever flavor of the week political thing. Even back in the day he'd sperg at people in his comments section but I can't remember any particular instances of this.

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Really, it's just kind of a sad turn for a guy I used to quite like watching when the microwave show was relevant on YouTube. It was a unique, funny, and very well produced show of three bros hanging out and cracking jokes while microwaving random shit. Definitely stood out among the stuff being uploaded at the time. Again, there's no shame in discontinuing the show and wanting to move on, but getting pissy that people aren't sticking around to watch you review capeshit and computer keyboards is pretty pathetic. You made the decision to kill the golden goose, and that's something you're just going to have to deal with. Jon hasn't uploaded anything at all to his main channel in three years now so I guess even he realized that eventually.
 
It was only caught 4 days after the VOD was posted to youtube, it really is few-frame flash of his open tabs. It's a true coomer brain move to leave that open when streaming anything though, I don't know how you don't just close all of your browsing windows before going live.

Bonus clip of the aftermath curtesy of Keemstar, currently crying and saying he found it from a pornhub ad (https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1620097030218711042)

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TLDR: "But... I was such a heckin good male feminist!!!1!! I always wanted a safe environment for women, but I could control my coomer instincts so I had to pay money for AI art degrading my friends."

Come on bro. Use your imagination instead. It's free!
 
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Some more updates apparently the girl who has the deepfake of her made wants to sue the creator lol. Can't wait to see this go down.
Dafuq is that guy at the start saying? Is that even english?

"Also champ guys if you are widdi any widdi any fugge ban yah i'm you'll guuguu promoted ."
 
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BAVFAKES have closed up shop and vowed to not do deepfakes again, also put up an apology. Apparently they're going to use their expert deepfake knowledge to protect you, the streamer, in the future.
So imagine for a sec that you are a humble degenerate trying to get that coomer money and one day your business just gets evaporated in the nuclear fallout of some twitch streamer drama. Luck must not be on your side.
 

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Someone was beating off to pictures of their friend's (presumably) attractive girlfriend? I'm shocked and appalled by this news.
 
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