Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Honestly the cringiest part of this is that these poor farmers believed Meigh had enough self-respect or intelligence to not go back to him.

When it comes to Ralph, just Occam's Razor that shit.

They got in a fight on the plane
Ralph said some deplorable shit to his wife while she held their child
People with some sense of morality spoke up
Ralph (almost certainly drunk) threatened them and got loud before getting kicked off the plane
Mantsu actually ran away and Ralph started tweeting before he could chase down his horse and corral her back to the stable
He convinced her it would all be fine and that she needs to cooperate with his cover-up

It's exactly what you would expect and no more complicated than that. If she hadn't gone with him, Ralph would be putting her on blast and bragging about all the whores he's impregnating.

 

[Gorillion others]

Damn dirty Johm Potter!
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Good thing Ralph isn't letting Italy keep him away from his phobia of sobriety.

@Null aka Johm, how does it feel to go on vacation with out thinking about your Internet rivals like a little beta?

IT'S OVER JERSH!

 

[MeltyTW]

GOD KING NULL WAS WRONG IT WAS ALL KEYFABE I CANT DILATE ANYMORE KIWISISTERS
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the absolute fuck is the burn cheese abomination on the plate?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Peepaw's ring already stolen by gypsies I see.

It’s a good thing Ralph produces his own bacon grease. He must need quite a lot of it to get that ring on and off. Imagine being that fucking fat and ugly and believing that your face will pave the way to fortune. [Insert all the streets of Lisbon jokes here.]

 

[Post Reply]

...but for now he and his family are "closing the silo doors" and moving on with their lives as best they can.

Harry is closing the barn door, but the horse has already bolted. Sorry Morris, but you may not get another chance to look that gift horse in the mouth. If you give a beggar like Ethan a horse, he'll ride it to death.

 

[Measured Kong]

I told you idiots that she didn't suddenly grow a brain and make a run for it.
She's not going to until she has a new e-Dick lined up.

Ralph's "work" functioned as intended. You all sat here speculating about DV shelters and May's Underground Railroad style great escape and how she'd actually start giving a shitabout Cozy Rozy....lol.

This fat rage pig played you into playing yourself.

I hope that you have learned a lesson to never, ever think the best of May and never, ever think Ralph won't go to absolutely stupidly low lows to get some autistic "own" on people.

He's got an absolute Cartman mentality and a cheap Chinese fuse.

Oh no… you’re right. By god, I’ve… SPECULATED! How ever will I recover from the mental anguish?

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

nigger gunt sneed

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Edit: also that pizza looks like shit lol

It looks like something you'd get at an airport.

 

[MeltyTW]

No, lots of us said we didn’t believe for a second she wouldn’t reunite with him sooner rather than later. We were correct.

hell i was actively hoping they werent broke up. I think people really need to learn that saying "hm wonder if ralph and may are together" isnt an epic own even if pig hollars and squats and shouts and points. if you take it to that level then you might as well just ask ralph why he wins, accept whatever bs he spews, and then move on.

 

[None More Black]

i still don't even know who got opped here considering for awhile even ralph thought she bolted with the baby

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph's fanfic aside, May did bolt for a bit. Too bad for Rozy it didn't take, this time. I wonder why May's mom gave up her location to Ralph?
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[John Andrews Stan]

Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers, Meigh? Lisbon?

 

[LanceHaver]

i still don't even know who got opped here considering for awhile even ralph thought she bolted with the baby

Ralph opped himself, like Memento but with alcohol

 

[Micheal Westen]

AHAHAHA FAGGOT

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Too bad for Rozy it didn't take, this time. I

Rozy would have been better off if they’d forgotten her at the bar instead of Ethan’s luggage. She’d be in much safer, more sane hands being raised by the barflies and winos than in Amanda Morris’s violent, abusive home with convicted violent offender Ethan Ralph.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Is there any scenario where Ralph runs WITH the baby and dumps Meigh? What if something happened to her or if she escaped on her own and Ralph is stuck in Rome with a fucking toddler?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Is there any scenario where Ralph runs WITH the baby and dumps Meigh? What if something happened to her or if she escaped on her own and Ralph is stuck in Rome with a fucking toddler?

He’d leave her on some doorstep

 

[byuu]

jceasar is crossing the Anime con and destroying these weebs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’d leave her on some doorstep

That’s why I rated the scenario optimistic. She’d be much better off being taken in by strangers who don’t speak gunt trash moron.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did he? He announced she came back, then once he landed said whore wife didn’t want her photo posted, posted some hideous hobo photos, then a few hours later he posted a photo of whore wife. He always claimed she was with him.

If Ralph could have just managed to wait a few days before posting any photos of Pantsu to really sell it, I’d give him some credit. Gunt couldnt even tolerate people laughing about Pantsu leaving him when, he knew the truth. Truly Pathetic. He had his chance a blew it as usual