Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[MeltyTW]

Yes it's true, ralph faked the sharts, he had a whoopee cushion the whole time I'm afraid

 

[Vesperus]

Is there any scenario where Ralph runs

No.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

i still don't even know who got opped here considering for awhile even ralph thought she bolted with the baby

Ralph did, and he's coping by trying to turn it around on everyone as some big play of his. What he doesn't realize is that it isn't working.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wait, so all three got kicked off the plane, and Delta might invoice him for the disruption it caused?

Drunk and pilled out of his mind, he zoned out and trotted to some shitty bar that's a good 1 hour away to binge drink and slam his hooves, calling his wife a whore that stole his baby?

He can't even keep the lie consistent, making it seem like the bar whatever is 5 minutes away, and he abandoned all his luggage there? So he's been wearing that disgusting shirt for how long, over 50 hours?

Instead of brushing this off as morbid incident that's not noteworthy, he puts on this absolutely retarded "work" (wrasslin tards next after weebs are exterminated) in an attempt to own Harry Morris and the farms, which created this thread with 2 features so far?

50 pages of speculation spawned from his buffoonery, with the spotlight on his pathetic attempt of a "trip", just for another hostage tape and stupid photo prop to be released?

For what? All this could have been avoided if you shut your snout. Now there's 120+ pages of people laughing at your antics, we feel so fucking pwned.

 

[draggs]

Ralph's trotters scream enough fluid retention all on their own that he isn't going to live long enough to ruin Cozy.tv Rozy's life

Just fuck it up a little

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph did, and he's coping by trying to turn it around on everyone as some big play of his. What he doesn't realize is that it isn't working.

It works for his paypigs but then again I think even he knows he could just tell paypigs the truth and they'd still call it a w so really he just kinda wasted his time

Ralph's trotters scream enough fluid retention all on their own that he isn't going to live long enough to ruin Cozy.tv Rozy's life

Just fuck it up a little

Well don't jinx it we could still have the Gladius arc where ralph plays gladiator in Rome and mistakes his child for a practice dummy but posts the video before noticing

 

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[Beavis]

Das right fiction farms the ralphamale got himself kicked off a plane to play yew!

 

[Lawltism]

I wonder what combination of words was enough for this dumb cunt to finally do this. She should be the bearer of The Dumbest Person Possibly Ever™ title after Melinda Scott.
That said lmfao Ethan takes another L. COULDN'T BE ME!

How many hours did it take for Ralph to get bullied into showing May?

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The face of a happy father in his fabulous trip to a historic center of culture, and not at all the look of a broken man who had to plead to his controlling wife to let him set the Alogs straight.

Every single picture of him lately looks a gouty music teacher who is on probation for sexually harassing the students.

 

[Um...]

Ralph's trotters scream enough fluid retention all on their own that he isn't going to live long enough to ruin Cozy.tv Rozy's life.

He’s a heart attack just waiting to happen. Didn’t he have some kind of cardiac episode on one of his trips? I bet his blood pressure is sky high (and he’s never had it checked.)

 

[draggs]

BROKE DICK FARMS the clown of the sektur

Can't handle another five star day

 

[DinnerDates]

So all of this shit happened is because they argue about a fucking stroller. The pig just couldn't stop hollerin.

 

[decay]

absolute kang never had a doubt he wasn't going to come thru with another banger KILLSTREAM WORLDWIDE BBY!

 

[Vesperus]

Wait, so all three got kicked off the plane, and Delta might invoice him for the disruption it caused?

Drunk and pilled out of his mind, he zoned out and trotted to some shitty bar that's a good 1 hour away to binge drink and slam his hooves, calling his wife a whore that stole his baby?

He can't even keep the lie consistent, making it seem like the bar whatever is 5 minutes away, and he abandoned all his luggage there? So he's been wearing that disgusting shirt for how long, over 50 hours?

Instead of brushing this off as morbid incident that's not noteworthy, he puts on this absolutely retarded "work" (wrasslin tards next after weebs are exterminated) in an attempt to own Harry Morris and the farms, which created this thread with 2 features so far?

50 pages of speculation spawned from his buffoonery, with the spotlight on his pathetic attempt of a "trip", just for another hostage tape and stupid photo prop to be released?

For what? All this could have been avoided if you shut your snout. Now there's 120+ pages of people laughing at your antics, we feel so fucking pwned.

I'm curious why he went so far for a drink. Even SFO has bars a few minutes out, and that's a fucking nightmare place to navigate. Picking something up, maybe?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't understand. Are you trying to bait the anime avatar in those screencaps for some reason? Sounds like a silly reason to make a thread. This person clearly already spends their time watching cartoons and discussing Ethan Ralph, there's no reason to make their life any worse than it already is.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Was it a "le epic work"? Was it a pathetic attempt to cope? Well to quote one of Ralph's wrasslin heroes, "It Doesn't matter". Because when Ethan Ralph wakes up tomorrow, and every day after for the rest of his short life, he'll still be Ethan Ralph.

 

[FagAlaska]

This is great. Ralph alogs getting shit on is the best thing in this sektur right now.


Oh and look, we have the usual suspects: haru, christorian X(pit viper), and cringemomma.


SEETHE AND DILATE FAGGOTS

Spoiler: haru

Spoiler: PitviperX

Spoiler: Cringe Momma

Who cares, "woman"

Khat Kikes : 0
Ralph W's : Constant

 

[Harambe]

Ralph, you're obviously dying, you've aged like 20 years in 5. Keep going.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

They can't even stage a wrestling promo right. How many people would have tuned in if they did the wrestling event and May showed up at THAT?

They can't even pretend something's a colossal failure without fucking it up.

 

[Vesperus]

Was it a "le epic work"? Was it a pathetic attempt to cope? Well to quote one of Ralph's wrasslin heroes, "It Doesn't matter". Because when Ethan Ralph wakes up tomorrow, and every day after for the rest of his short life, he'll still be Ethan Ralph.

It is his crime.
It is also his punishment.