Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Derpy]

I'm curious why he went so far for a drink. Even SFO has bars a few minutes out, and that's a fucking nightmare place to navigate. Picking something up, maybe?

Maybe the cops at the airport paid for him to take a cab away from the airport.

 

[DinnerDates]

Was it a "le epic work"? Was it a pathetic attempt to cope? Well to quote one of Ralph's wrasslin heroes, "It Doesn't matter". Because when Ethan Ralph wakes up tomorrow, and every day after for the rest of his short life, he'll still be Ethan Ralph.

To own the haydurs Ralph has done :

• - Calling his newlywed wife a whore
• - Hollerin at random girl & get kicked out of the plane
• - Claim that he have a real sex tape of his wife
• - Claim that his sister wife has sucked his dick and some IP2 chick (probably Alice) did it better

All of this and no punchline in the end.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Is there any scenario where Ralph runs WITH the baby and dumps Meigh? What if something happened to her or if she escaped on her own and Ralph is stuck in Rome with a fucking toddler?

Depends on how hungry and high he was.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

No.

he would waddle

 

[FILTH Tourist]

You don't need to grow a brain, even dumb mice know not to go for the cheese after you shock them enough.
Besides, being Gunted HAS to lower your market value somehow. I don't think May has a choice anymore.

Even preowned May still has value because:

• She is a real girl
• She is in her 20s
• She isn't fat
• She likes anime
• She has a homely appearance
• She WILL do butt stuff

I am sure some socially awkward computer programmer or a black weeb would consider her a catch.

 

[Phony Chicken]

This whole thread belongs here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gunt-guard-general.74040/

 

[A-Stump]

Ralph is the living embodiment of the 'Haha I was only pretending to be retarded!' meme

 

[Beavis]

You dumb niggers fell for the old “get kicked off a plane, call your wife a whore and accuse her of kidnapping your child” routine. That’s the oldest trick in the book.

 

[FagAlaska]

You dumb niggers fell for the old “get kicked off a plane, call your wife a whore and accuse her of kidnapping your child” routine. That’s the oldest trick in the book.

They really did, they actually believed that wildly implausible story due to blind rage of a wigger online. Kinda funny.

 

[Earwinson]

Still insane anyone would believe king Ralph would impulsively release revenge porn of his wife in a drunken rage after getting kicked off a plane. Oldest trick in the book.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Even preowned May still has value because:

• She has a homely appearance

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Was it a "le epic work"? Was it a pathetic attempt to cope? Well to quote one of Ralph's wrasslin heroes, "It Doesn't matter". Because when Ethan Ralph wakes up tomorrow, and every day after for the rest of his short life, he'll still be Ethan Ralph.

Imagine calling your nominal wife a whore on the internet and threatening to release pornography of her because you are mad at the Internet. That is so incredibly insulting.

This gay baby needs some time at the Steamworks being worked over by hardcore bear fags. I'll be happy to accommodate the rage pig for this experience.

 

[Loomer the Bully]

So let me get this straight:

-Ralph is boarding a plane to Rome just so he could "commemorate" getting his ass kicked in Portugal.

-He begins to get pissy and starts hollering at innocent flight attendants while the Horse is boarding the plane with cozy.tv.

-It escalates to the point where Ralph gets kicked out of the plane, but Meigh is just sitting in an airplane seat like a confused child. She also does not get out of said plane and is taken to Rome along with cozy.tv, kind of like that scene in Adventures of Mr.Bean where the kid is being separated from his dad.

-The hog thinks that Meigh intentionally left him. He then gets really pissed because of this and starts to Tweet incriminating bullshit against her and Harry, even to the point of admitting she is a disgusting pedophile.

-Somehow Meigh gets into contact with Ralph and tells him she somehow couldn't leave the plane. She buys another ticket to go back (more money unnecessarily spent, she will have to make more tik toks to make up for that) and they somehow make up.

-Ralph, embarrassed by this, flips the whole story and desperately wants people to believe this was some sort of heel gay wrestling angle or whatever to make some sense out of all of this.

This is the only way I can piece this together. Unless Meigh really wanted to ditch Ralph, but since she is a fucking retarded coward, she pussied out and begged him for forgiveness.

 

[Trust48]

This classy Brooke's Brothers wearing guy is saying this on stream in front of his newborn daughter and wife.

✂️ Ralph classy

21 seconds · Clipped by Tom R · Original video "LIVE in 5" by CMreloaded

youtube.com

 

[Sithis]

I just wish more of the people in the airport would have documented ragepigs antics as much as they document shit like airport food for TikTok vids or something. I'm sure he made a huge scene to get kicked off a flight and knowing Ralph there's no way that scene ended once they rolled his fat ass off the jet.

Yet I haven't seen any twitter posts featuring a fat alcoholic screeching ITS NAWT TROOOOO or anything. Disappointing.

 

[stun_edgelord]

I am sure some socially awkward computer programmer or a black weeb would consider her a catch.

If you wanna catch a curse maybe. The last one who took her trooned out and the current one will probably end up as a corpse in a foreign country.
That's some real good value there!

 

[Booby Jones]

I just wish more of the people in the airport would have documented ragepigs antics as much as they document shit like airport food for TikTok vids or something. I'm sure he made a huge scene to get kicked off a flight and knowing Ralph there's no way that scene ended once they rolled his fat ass off the jet.

Yet I haven't seen any twitter posts featuring a fat alcoholic screeching ITS NAWT TROOOOO or anything. Disappointing.

Probably sitting on some 40 year old mom from New Jersey's facebook page with 4 likes and a comment from her galpal saying "Not good!"

 

[Pigtoad]

I admit it. I was tricked.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Even preowned May still has value because:

• She is a real girl
• She is in her 20s
• She isn't fat
• She likes anime
• She has a homely appearance
• She WILL do butt stuff

I am sure some socially awkward computer programmer or a black weeb would consider her a catch.

I won't lie to you. Meigh is kinda cute tbh.

 

[heathercho]

Honestly the cringiest part of this is that these poor farmers believed Meigh had enough self-respect or intelligence to not go back to him.

This is what people were conned on.

May will never be a good, decent, reasonable person.
Ralph will always go as low as possible, or is logical.

Never get fooled into thinking these two are anything but absolute scum.