Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Vi0l3t]

Dude her legs. This is a woman in her 20s.
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GAG IS HE EATING HER FAT STINKY MUFF? CHRIST.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

GAG IS HE EATING HER FAT STINKY MUFF? CHRIST.

He’s prob Asleep and unaware

 

[Vi0l3t]

He’s prob Asleep and unaware

He probably nodded off on drugs lmfao or the smell knocked him out

 

[Goatchoker]

Well, of course he would, because he's dead.

(jk I know we don't know yet)

Party cheese salad will forever live on!

Dude her legs. This is a woman in her 20s.
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God dammit I hate this lol. This is like 25% amberlynn legs I assume.

 

[scumfuck]

I've finished reading this thread from the beginning. I don't have anything new to add. It was a wild ride, very funny at the start and now is just completely depressing. I will link the video I referenced in my first post in this sub. Retards making spaghetti. No words can describe it aside from what the fuck why would you put cooked hamburger into a pot of boiling spaghetti?????

Here's one of my fav Sammie art done by someone I cannot credit as I lost the OP, sorry.


I sincerely wish the best for Aiden but we all know he will slip through the cracks and become another Dalton. Very sad. Maybe Lucy will be the next Sabrina? I sincerely hope not.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he stays hes around kim and Dalton, if he goes into foster care who knows what will happen

If he stays with Kim and Dalton we KNOW his life is over before it’s started. I’d pick foster care in a heartbeat for that boy.

 

[Vi0l3t]

If he stays with Kim and Dalton we KNOW his life is over before it’s started. I’d pick foster care in a heartbeat for that boy.

Very true, no chance with them but atleast hed have SOME chance in foster.

 

[DongMiguel]

Dude her legs. This is a woman in her 20s.
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This may be the worst thing posted in this thread and that's saying a lot. Holy fuck.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This may be the worst thing posted in this thread and that's saying a lot. Holy fuck.

That or fetus dead baby in a bag or nutella baby

 

[XxxwernxxX]

I hate seafood, but does shrimp and fking cheese go together???

No. That's never a good idea.

 

[Vi0l3t]

No. That's never a good idea.

Sounds like Lucas Werner food.

Obituary for Kim's mom. She was only 55. Jesus.
https://anaturalstatefuneralservice.com/2023/01/linda-sue-loyd-age-55/

 

[Chihiro]

Sounds like Lucas Werner food.

Obituary for Kim's mom. She was only 55. Jesus.
https://anaturalstatefuneralservice.com/2023/01/linda-sue-loyd-age-55/
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It took me way too long to recognize the names of the grandbabies because I was so used to seeing them referred to as Mermaid Baby and Nutella baby. I was about ready to type out "when the fuck did Dalton die" then came to my senses.

God. This shit is bleak.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

"Linda enjoyed walking" Dude imagine acheiving so little in life they lead with your appreciation of basic mobility in your eulogy. Why even bother printing one?

 

[Vi0l3t]

"Linda enjoyed walking" Dude imagine acheiving so little in life they lead with your appreciation of basic mobility in your eulogy. Why even bother printing one?

She liked to color too while watching her shows

 

[lindsayfan]

"she enjoyed inhaling oxygen, exhaling carbon dioxide, chewing and swallowing food, which she would later defecate..."

usually there's some b.s. about her POWERFUL FAITH or love of country to pad these out but they didn't even bother. Dead at 55, she will be remembered for doing coloring books in front of the TV like a lobotomy patient. truly a life well lived.

also i agree that the pic of darnell munching on sammi's Party Cheese Salad is staged with his unconscious body

 

[Angel Dust 2]

Canned shrimp, Velveeta cheese and Doritos is what passes for dinner in Arkansas?? Good lord i have secondhand heartburn

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Canned shrimp, Velveeta cheese and Doritos is what passes for dinner in Arkansas?? Good lord i have secondhand heartburn

I’d rather eat literal vomit. No wonder Darnell always looks queasy af.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"Linda enjoyed walking" Dude imagine acheiving so little in life they lead with your appreciation of basic mobility in your eulogy. Why even bother printing one?

Obituaries are expensive as fuck, too. Imagine paying $600 to say that Granny liked to walk.

Really though, it's a nice obit, such as it is. I didn't expect that it was going to say she enjoyed going to the opera, oil painting, gourmet cooking, and volunteering with the Daughters of the American Revolution. It's a simple obituary for a simple person. So often, you read them and it's not at all what the decedent would have wanted, or some stupid attempt by the family to dunk on someone they didn't like very much. It's almost refreshing to read one that is honest about someone and their interests without resorting to derision.

I think Kim's mom probably had a terribly difficult life, the likes of which most of us cannot imagine. Maybe coloring and going for walks were little escapes for her in the face of immense misery. I'm glad she's released from that now.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

If CPS takes Aiden away, I will feature this thread.

Can we have confetti too?

 

[Got Milk!]

No. That's never a good idea.

Something like this is actually quite good. But it uses actual shrimp (puree I believe) and not fucking tostitos cheese sauce. Also you dip into it not dump it all over everything.